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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#34757

Did Alex just prove out that you cant trust Businesses to have the public's best interest in mind and thus you need to regulate(vaping)??? With a "but Obama" in there too. 

#34762
34 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

So when do we find out Trump has a stroke 6 months ago?

We'll zoom out to Barron playing with a globe of some sort...

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#34763
28 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

His brain is tapioca.
 

You are spot on. I realize he isn't the BEST parent, but the third person referral is very dementia-like. It is as if Melania is just some woman he knows and Barron is her son.

#34766
3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

his brain is pudding, ya'll

 

This sounds less like him making shit up and more like hinting at classified info. My guess is a weapon that fires from space. Good lord....

#34769
12 minutes ago, Pasken said:

This sounds less like him making shit up and more like hinting at classified info. My guess is a weapon that fires from space. Good lord....

I'm pretty confident we don't have a space weapon.

#34770
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty confident we don't have a space weapon.

pfft, what do you think ISS is?

Edited by Longhorn_Fan68

#34772
11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty confident we don't have a space weapon.

Do you even X-37B, bro?

#34774
26 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Solid chance Barron isn’t his.

The Trump administration is full of cucks. Why not the leader?

#34777
Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

You see, the thing is, that over 90% of Bahamians are black, so...

#34779
1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

You are spot on. I realize he isn't the BEST parent, but the third person referral is very dementia-like. It is as if Melania is just some woman he knows and Barron is her son.

Well that is how Melania sees it. 

#34780
15 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

You might think so, but the boy looks a lot like DJ.

Was thinking more along the lines of her trying to fuck anyone but her husband. 

#34781
19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

If it were blonde Norwegians trying to come here after a terrible natural disaster he'd be at the docks trying to kiss the women with his fish lips. 

#34783

I don't know how long a human chain of 1500 plus people is, but if the Bahamans and those that are sympathetic to their plight were to make a human chain around Mar-a-Lago, (or at least in Palm Beach), that would be impressive.

#34784
2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I don't know how long a human chain of 1500 plus people is, but if the Bahamans and those that are sympathetic to their plight were to make a human chain around Mar-a-Lago, (or at least in Palm Beach), that would be impressive.

roughly 9000 feet or somewhat under two miles

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#34785

It's just hilarious that Giuliani, a grossly overweight old man who has spent his entire adult life working a government office job, thinks he's going to defend anything from anybody.

 



 

#34786
55 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

It's just hilarious that Giuliani, a grossly overweight old man who has spent his entire adult life working a government office job, thinks he's going to defend anything from anybody.

 



 

Every one of these schmucks has enormous insecurity problems because they know that they're weak in every conceivable meaning of the word.

#34787
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty confident we don't have a space weapon.

I kind of wonder if they feed him fake info about the military, knowing he will spill his guts.   

#34788
14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I kind of wonder if they feed him fake info about the military, knowing he will spill his guts.   

They should tell him we have the Ark of the Covenant stashed away in a giant warehouse. 

#34790
16 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

factoid: "the best people" = "top men"

I thought we'd established that Pence was a bottom.  

#34791
23 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They should tell him we have the Ark of the Covenant stashed away in a giant warehouse. 

I’d prefer they not expose our top secrets to him.  

#34796
10 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

You would think on today of all days he would just tweet things about 9/11 or other positive remembrance things and otherwise just shut the fuck up. But no. Then nothing would be about him. I fully expect his speech at the Pentagon will include anecdotes about how he was there and what he did on 9/11

That was a fucking BINGO!

#34797

Remember when trump fired his assistant he’s been fucking?  Yeah that was last week.  

Couldn’t help but think about that with stoic Melania sitting in the Oval Office today for no fucking reason. 

#34798
Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Remember when trump fired his assistant he’s been fucking?  Yeah that was last week.  

Couldn’t help but think about that with stoic Melania sitting in the Oval Office today for no fucking reason. 

Was he fucking Bolton?  Or that was this week.  I can’t keep up.  

#34800

so he could literally issue a ban on ecigs via executive order, right?

i mean... that seems like it would be kind of a big deal, and is just the kind of non-thought-out random spur of the moment sort of thing he loves doing. 

i know at least half a dozen people that quit smoking by switching to vape. i imagine there are at least a few million customers out there. 

it certainly isn't the most catastrophic thing he could do...but it does seem like it could be the kind of unexpected 'last straw' for many. 

it would be fitting if among everything else, something like that were to push people over the edge lol

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