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#37751
11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Trump+Nickleback=potential

They are Canadian, what happened to the whole MAGA thing?

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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#37753
2 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

The problem is, it's too dry compared to Trump's ranting.  They just need like a blinking red "FALSE". 

With a buzzer sound.

#37754
43 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

You have to spell it right to be the joke. Schiffty doesn't have any direct correlation to be drawn with Rick and Morty. 

Go take a comedy class homie. 

So can we say Trump is schiffing his pants today?

#37755
35 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Dink Bonknotto just went on Fox to say the IG briefing will expose a massive spy ring in the state department. Maybe Boing Dongrotti did that this morning, because it was on fox and friends. 

Are you talking about Bon Bongroino?  I know that guy!

#37756

I really wish someone would have the balls to respond to him when he talks about the fake news and corrupt media with " Many people are saying you're a fake president and a corrupt administration, there are many fine people in your administration but most of them are corrupt"

#37757
2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I really wish someone would have the balls to respond to him when he talks about the fake news and corrupt media with " Many people are saying you're a fake president and a corrupt administration, there are many fine people in your administration but most of them are corrupt"

Somebody should say that, but they shouldn't lie. There aren't many fine people in his administration. There may even be none at all. 

#37758
7 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Are you talking about Bon Bongroino?  I know that guy!

I thought he was talking about Dong Gangreeno, but I could be wrong

#37759
4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I thought he was talking about Dong Gangreeno, but I could be wrong

Right.  That’s what I said: Bang Vangino.  

#37762
30 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Are you talking about Bon Bongroino?  I know that guy!

No, no. Bink Brawn Donkey. Bon Bongroino drove that rickshaw for Slab Gunderspank. 

#37764
11 minutes ago, Chooky said:

No, no. Bink Brawn Donkey. Bon Bongroino drove that rickshaw for Slab Gunderspank. 

He’s a human Affliction T-shirt.

#37765
6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

No, no. Bink Brawn Donkey. Bon Bongroino drove that rickshaw for Slab Gunderspank. 

No, I’m talking about Knob Dongbingo.  You know, that pug-nosed pumpkin with the  neatly-trimmed vagina hair on its face that yells at me from inside my TV set to imprison librarians.  

#37766
40 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I really wish someone would have the balls to respond to him when he talks about the fake news and corrupt media with " Many people are saying you're a fake president and a corrupt administration, there are many fine people in your administration but most of them are corrupt"

I don't know the 'do's and don'ts' of journalism, but there have got to be a few interns that want to earn their stripes so just get them a press pass and some scripted questions and let them sacrifice themselves for the good of the Daily Planet. They won't be asked back, but every day is a new day in DJ World.

#37768
51 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I really wish someone would have the balls to respond to him when he talks about the fake news and corrupt media with " Many people are saying you're a fake president and a corrupt administration, there are many fine people in your administration but most of them are corrupt"

"Remember that time when your son didn't talk to you for a year after his mom said you raped her? How did y'all reconcile that?"

#37769
No, I’m talking about Knob Dongbingo.  You know, that pug-nosed pumpkin with the  neatly-trimmed vagina hair on its face that yells at me from inside my TV set to imprison librarians.  

Oh, you mean Dong Manbingo.

#37773
4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Are y'all talking about Dang Monbango?

Dude, pay attention.  It's Kong Longdongo.

#37775
13 minutes ago, staboner said:

whats up friends? how is today going?

gonna go refill my coffee. brb

Well we're still here. I heard there was a meltdown, but not that kind.

 

#37777
3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Charming 

That's going to play well... in Wisconsin.

#37778
11 minutes ago, RPM said:

That's going to play well... in Wisconsin.

Trump will throw $8 or $10 billion in dairy subsidies to 'em and cheeseheads will vote for him again.

#37779

Just catching up on the day. Have plenty of popcorn. 

‘Trump is in a downward spiral. Not sure how long it will take but I’m going to enjoy watching that immoral, corrupt piece-of-shit fall. 

#37782
12 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Trump will throw $8 or $10 billion in dairy subsidies to 'em and cheeseheads will vote for him again.

The problem is these farm subsidies aren't trickling down to the small farmers. For those keeping track, trickle down economics is still batting .000

 

#37785
1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Well we're still here. I heard there was a meltdown, but not that kind.

 

feels good man. 

hopefully we are winning soon. 

#37787

It's really satisfying seeing this fucker flail along with his gang of deplorables.  But that's not enough.  We all need to press for jailtime and charges of treason.  Keep up the heat.  We know this fat POS is going to succumb to mother nature and die in the next couple of years, but don't let his merry band of dipshits off the hook.  FUCK you all. 

#37789
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh, you mean Dong Manbingo.

You guys are all over the map on this. Not Crank Bandana. You're remembering Fleece Newton, who has nothing to do with any of it. 

#37793
2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

One wonders how melanie is doing

She spends her days figuring out how to not get beat up by the salty sailor.

#37796
8 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Don’t forget that 63,000,000 voted for this.

And has the full support of every Republican elected official in this country. 

#37797

Something just happened, word came down.

 

Everything you know...is at an end.  

 

Buckle up.  The next 6 weeks aren't gonna be pretty.  People will suffer.  

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