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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
    Francisco 2.0

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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#3153
18 hours ago, F250 said:

 

"No, Mr. President, I don't have much experience being a chief of staff, but I'm glad you like the way I light the candles. I think I'll stick with my current job, sir."

#3154
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Y and often damned funny.  When the Trumpers try to be funny, it almost always falls flat, like a joke told by that one socially awkward dude we all knew in high school/college.  

Patton Oswalt is a good example.  The guy has a razor-sharp wit.  He's smart as hell, and really funny.  There is NO counterpart on the pro-Trump side.  .

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#3156
9 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The saddest part of this is that there is a 100% chance that Trump thought this would be a genius political move.

I’m honestly surprised Trump didn’t have Trump Hotel handle this, and somehow have the government ultimately pay for it.  Would have funneled more money into a Trump property, and would allow him to brag about how good Trump Hotel is.  

#3157
5 hours ago, shnsajax said:

QAnon: Holy shit, Hillary and the pedophiles weren’t running their ring out of a pizza joint, they were running it out of a Burger King!!

#3158
2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Never thought he was funny.  On SNL, Miller was just meh.  Nealon was a big improvemen, and then Norm took it to another level.  Just like a snake!

You know who was even better?  

You guessed it, Frank Stallone. 

#3160
2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

-22 with only 4% undecided.  Is that good?  Google says that is not good.

How the fuck are people undecided on Trump at this point?

#3163
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It looks like the author originally went with "asshole" but his editor made him change it to "loser." The headline was changed, the url says "loser," but the page title still says "asshole."

Original is much better.

#3165
2 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

 


Shirley, you can’t be serious.

 

Fuck no. But that's who is offered up to me every time I tell a conservative that they have no one to assume the funny mantle for them.

#3166
18 minutes ago, Burt said:

Fuck no. But that's who is offered up to me every time I tell a conservative that they have no one to assume the funny mantle for them.

Conservatives aren't funny. 

#3167

So if you’re following along, since Friday we’ve learned Trump was being investigated for being a Russian agent, Trump destroyed evidence of private communications with Putin several times, and Trump wants to pull out of NATO.  

It’s Tuesday. 

#3168
1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So if you’re following along, since Friday we’ve learned Trump was being investigated for being a Russian agent, Trump destroyed evidence of private communications with Putin several times, and Trump wants to pull out of NATO.  

It’s Tuesday. 

Totally innocent though.

#3169
14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Totally innocent though.

You're the puppet.

#3171
58 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So if you’re following along, since Friday we’ve learned Trump was being investigated for being a Russian agent, Trump destroyed evidence of private communications with Putin several times, and Trump wants to pull out of NATO.  

It’s Tuesday. 

And that is why his twitter usage has ramped up considerably, even if it’s retweets of d-list internet celebrities. 

#3174

Bullshit claim that he injured his hand playing with Baron. Fucker lies about everything

#3175

So he has actual literal thin skin.

Cool. Can we get some “WHAT IS TRUMP HIDING ABOUT HIS DANGEROUS SECRET MEDICAL CONDITIONS?” hysteria trending?

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#3176
18 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Bullshit claim that he injured his hand playing with Baron. Fucker lies about everything
 

 "Playing with Barron"?  At least come up with something plausible.

#3177

Playing with Barron!!!! Is he fucking 3 years old or what?


LAUGHING MY BALLS OFF!!

Barron is prolly playing Fornite whilst smoking a joint with his secret service detail...they’re not getting paid so Barron is paying them out of his weed stash.

#3178
10 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Playing with Barron!!!! Is he fucking 3 years old or what?


LAUGHING MY BALLS OFF!!

Barron is prolly playing Fornite whilst smoking a joint with his secret service detail...they’re not getting paid so Barron is paying them out of his weed stash.
 

Is this where I post the pic of dumbfuck driving a fire truck?  

#3180
1 hour ago, woohorn said:

Bullshit claim that he injured his hand playing with Baron. Fucker lies about everything
 

Lulz. The tell is "I'm fi e but I'm having a physical. The best physical"

Fuck this guy. 

#3182
4 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Lulz. The tell is "I'm fine but I'm having a physical. The best physical"

Fuck this guy. 

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WH also says Trump will have another physical this year and is finalizing details.

"Finalizing details" like he dropped 20 pounds, is the healthiest man on Earth and has Tiger blood. No syphilis. YOU'RE THE SYPHILIS!

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#3183
7 hours ago, woohorn said:

Bullshit claim that he injured his hand playing with Baron. Fucker lies about everything
 

I gotta say; I'm confused.  

What is there to "finalizing details" for a physical?  I mean, you schedule one, go to the doctor, and he/she performs one?  

Am I missing something here?

I do understand that as a President, there's some juggling of schedules, etc to getting a physical.  But that would be for a normal presidency.  This court jester has hours each day of.....nothing.  Plus, he is the President.  If he wanted a physical at 6 am tomorrow, well, he could get it then.

 

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#3184
6 hours ago, texas08 said:

Playing with Barron!!!! Is he fucking 3 years old or what?


LAUGHING MY BALLS OFF!!

Barron is prolly playing Fornite whilst smoking a joint with his secret service detail...they’re not getting paid so Barron is paying them out of his weed stash.
 

 

I've suspected for the past year Barron has been holed up playing Call of Duty while listening to Rammstein, but this seems plausible as well.

#3186
51 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I gotta say; I'm confused.  

What is there to "finalizing details" for a physical?  I mean, you schedule one, go to the doctor, and he/she performs one?  

Am I missing something here?

I do understand that as a President, there's some juggling of schedules, etc to getting a physical.  But that would be for a normal presidency.  This court jester has hours each day of.....nothing.  Plus, he is the President.  If he wanted a physical at 6 am tomorrow, well, he could get it then.

 

They mean searching for a doctor willing to have their professional opinion usurped by a report already written by the patient. 

#3187

Trump wanted to leave NATO.  I wonder where he got that idea:

Washington (CNN)In 2018, President Donald Trump privately raised the threat multiple times of withdrawing the United States from NATO, The New York Times reported.

When the President first floated the possibility of the US leaving NATO, senior administration officials were unsure if he was serious, the newspaper reported. Since then, Trump -- who has questioned if the longtime alliance is still relevant and has publicly chastised allies over defense spending -- has expressed his desire to leave the alliance several times, senior administration officials told the Times.
 
#3188

lol The long ass tie doesn’t make him look thinner.

It’s just an exclamation point in a sea of blubber.

#3193

I am sure some WH lackey had to put together a PowerPoint with pictures of the world's most big beautiful walls. 

#3194

800 miles of border wall in Europe?!

Now multiply that by 3. 

#3195
15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m honestly surprised Trump didn’t have Trump Hotel handle this, and somehow have the government ultimately pay for it.  Would have funneled more money into a Trump property, and would allow him to brag about how good Trump Hotel is.  

 

I"m not. The guy is an attention whore. The only way to get more attention than showing off your hotel is by showing off your white house.

 

14 hours ago, Calihorn said:

How the fuck are people undecided on Trump at this point?

 

"Look at me! I'm undecided!"

#3197
54 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trump wanted wants to leave NATO.  I wonder where he got that idea:

Washington (CNN)In 2018, President Donald Trump privately raised the threat multiple times of withdrawing the United States from NATO, The New York Times reported.

When the President first floated the possibility of the US leaving NATO, senior administration officials were unsure if he was serious, the newspaper reported. Since then, Trump -- who has questioned if the longtime alliance is still relevant and has publicly chastised allies over defense spending -- has expressed his desire to leave the alliance several times, senior administration officials told the Times.
 

He may have been stopped before, but I doubt this super idea that he came up with al on his own is going away anytime soon.  That's a storm the gates of the WH move if he tries to do it.  Then again, there have been many storm the gates moments and will be more, but here we are, waiting for the rule of law to play out.  

#3198
Just now, High Plains Drifter said:

"Look at me! I'm undecided!"

"I just don't like both sides.  They're both bad."

That's who those fucking morons are.

#3199
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

"I just don't like both sides.  They're both bad."

That's who those fucking morons are.

My parents have gone from voting for Trump to being furious at themselves for not voting for Gary Johnson instead.  That’s progress, I guess.  

#3200
4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

My parents have gone from voting for Trump to being furious at themselves for not voting for Gary Johnson instead.  That’s progress, I guess.  

I love this dumb country.

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