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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Goldurnit, that's just a real head-scratcher, ain't it?

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....Trump is, or I am?  Either way, I ain't even mad.  Just wanna know if I need to grab a crown....

 

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Not you, snookums.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Not you, snookums.

Fuck.  My one shot at royalty.

Well, one of two shots.  I still think I might be able to seduce the batshit crazy (but hot) Swedish (I think) princess.  She believes aliens visited her, or something like that. I figure I've got a shot with a wacko like that.

34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Not to be off topic and gloss over how awesome this is, it's worth mentioning Obama is 6' 1" for perspective on the size of those guys. KD is half a foot taller..... And appears to be standing about 8 feet behind BHO. 

distraction inbound
 



Yup, national emergency time....

Will be hilarious when the entire nation receives the gdamn notification.

FUCK YOU DOTARD

It would be cool if he walked out and R Budd Dwyer'd himself.

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....Trump is, or I am?  Either way, I ain't even mad.  Just wanna know if I need to grab a crown....

 

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Had BK for lunch, hits close to home. 

17 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Not to be off topic and gloss over how awesome this is, it's worth mentioning Obama is 6' 1" for perspective on the size of those guys. KD is half a foot taller..... And appears to be standing about 8 feet behind BHO. 

Don't EVER disrespect KD.

He's more than half a foot taller than 6'1".

58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

One might even say the Most Successful Witch Hunt.

Now with real witches!

14 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Don't EVER disrespect KD.

He's more than half a foot taller than 6'1".

I mean he appears no more than a half foot taller than Obama in this picture. 

18 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Don't EVER disrespect KD.

He's more than half a foot taller than 6'1".

damn that's one long snake

Not surprisingly this is all about him and how he resolved everything. 

This dude loves walls.

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

And yet his entire speech is about walls. 

Keep the chaos going

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Holy shit this is insane

Anyone else feel like there is a strong chance Trump uses madlibs to generate his speeches?

On another one of his "what in god's holy name are you blathering about?" routines I assume.

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

 

Sounds like he has been talking to Will Hurd.

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Not surprisingly this is all about him and how he resolved everything. 

"Man who has been throwing gasoline on fire demands praise and thanks for ceasing his gasoline-throwing.  Film at 11:00."

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

 

 

Tempering expectations, because otherwise, his only option is utter failure.

Just now, Foggy Notion said:

Wow. Just wow.

Y'all watching this shit?

No, I'm not.

Please keep me updated.

Seriously, what's going on?

Gotta name drop MS-13 in every speech.

This dude is batshit crazy. He took a hard turn into the desert with some pussy duct taped in the backseat.

Trump going WAY off script going on about how human trafficking happens at the border... Nevermind that a shitload of human traffic does happen through ports of entry using falsified passports or other documents. It's so frustrating that he can spout off such wild claims and then never provide evidence to back it, and then fuckwads like cookie or slorch or icono will treat it like gospel.

He's basically just claiming that immigrants are all universally dangerous and should be kept out. Very fox news.

1 minute ago, Foggy Notion said:

Wow. Just wow.

Y'all watching this shit?

No.  I presume that it's "Rantings of a Madman, Chapter eleventy billion."

 Can he not just say we've reached a deal and details will be coming,  get the applause, and go back inside? No he has to spend 99% of his speech spreading fear. Just shut the fuck up. 

I’ve seen a lot of these. I’m even shocked. This man is unfit and it’s not even debatable. You would not let this man mow your lawn.

Wow... health crisis... which will you know have a patient zero in there somewhere among that horde and that's how the zombie apocalypse starts. We can't be laughing stocks all over the world anymore!

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He's actually running through a long list of his administration's failures.

 

God damn, Mr. Dennison. Well done.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No.  I presume that it's "Rantings of a Madman, Chapter eleventy billion."

Yeah that's pretty much it. 

He really does seem extra nuts today though. He's totally lost it.

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If you saw a guy reading this speech on 6th and Red River you’d immediately cross the street and hope that they get help. 

Shit Trump, you had us at "hello". Your 15 minutes of rambling in a circle has only continued to solidify that you don't know shit and your idea of getting funding for a wall will never come to fruition. Read the fucking room you moron.

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

Wow... health crisis... which will you know have a patient zero in there somewhere among that horde and that's how the zombie apocalypse starts. We can't be laughing stocks all over the world anymore!

I always love this one.  Nevermind that 1) Central American countries generally have HIGHER vaccination rates than the US for many diseases, and 2) Trump himself is a champion of the anti-vax movement.  The greatest threat to global public health is the DOTARD in the White House, not Juan the fully-vaccinated Guatemalan*.

 

*Little-known fact: "Juan the fully-vaccinated Guatemalan" was a TV pilot that ALMOST got picked up by NBC in 1983, only to be bumped from the schedule at the last minute in favor of "Manimal." 

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And no questions taken, of course. 

Government will shut down again on February 15th, and he will declare an emergency, if he doesn't get a wall. That's what he ended with. 

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Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Hey, you talk about your twisted sex fantasies when out drinking with your buddies, Trump does it on national TV -- who are you to judge?

So now the government reopens until the 15th. What was the date for the deal Coulter vetoed?

More and more everyday this country becomes more and more fucked, and it will continue until this bastard is out of office. 

Total destruction to these federal employees for a resounding defeat for Trump.  He won't get his wall in 3 weeks.  He'll get more border security funding which the Dems would have given him if he had just asked in December, but he won't get his wall.  He'll declare a national emergency in 3 weeks and then get his ass kicked in court over it.  He's really, really bad at his job...

 

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

 

Oh, Lindsey, you stupid, stupid little bitch.  The end "in terms of him being an effective president" happened right here:

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You latched your lips onto the wrong orange mushroom dick, bitch.

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