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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Donald Trump is the national emergency 


No, zero, exaggeration.
4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

She emasculates him at every turn.  Every. Single. Time.  

Fuck it, I've done a complete 180 on her.  Nancy for POTUS.

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She emasculates him at every turn.  Every. Single. Time.  

Fuck it, I've done a complete 180 on her.  Nancy for POTUS.

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4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She emasculates him at every turn.  Every. Single. Time.  

Fuck it, I've done a complete 180 on her.  Nancy for POTUS.

 

Just now, Js1 said:

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Level 35 Bitch Boss in 2019

You’ll go back and see I had zero problems with her returning as speaker during that debate.   She is one tough bitch.  That’s who you ride with.  

She has fuckhead spinning like a top.  This is only gonna get better.  

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She emasculates him at every turn.  Every. Single. Time.  

Fuck it, I've done a complete 180 on her.  Nancy for POTUS.

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Pelosi vs. Trump: ‘Don’t Characterize the Strength That I Bring,’ She Says

 

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Coulter calling Bush a wimp makes me ragey.  STFU, you miserable cunt.

Shit, this might all unravel if Ann Coulter is mean to Trump.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Shit, this might all unravel if Ann Coulter is mean to Trump.

the really fucked up thing is, you're not even joking.

That speech reminded me a a guy who says a a racist comment, gets some dirty looks, and then proceeds to spend the next ten minutes explaining how his comment wasn't racist, all the while making himself look more racists... no offense to the orientals.

17 minutes ago, troph said:


That’s one of the best yet. She owns him so good.

To be fair, how hard is it to do so?  Asking for Jeb! Marco, and Hillary.

I had zero doubt the shutdown would end as soon as Roger Stone got arrested.  Trump wanted to take back control of the news cycle.

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Shit, this might all unravel if Ann Coulter is mean to Trump.

That's an experiment I would like to see tested. Coulter is a professional troll, will she see if she can troll POTUS into resuming a shutdown of the U.S. government?

20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Coulter calling Bush a wimp makes me ragey.  STFU, you miserable cunt.

Truth.

24 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Coulter calling Bush a wimp makes me ragey.  STFU, you miserable cunt.

For what it's worth, it took Bush a long time to shake that wimp label. It was a big thing during the 88 election. Probably didn't fully go away until Bombs over Baghdad. 

It's weird that Ann is going back to that well, but she's a worthless windbag so who gives a fuck. 

Whoops.... This may get lost but when 57% say they are definitely or probably voting for someone else, that's gonna be a tough hole to dig out of.

 

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Whoops.... This may get lost but when 57% say they are definitely or probably voting for someone else, that's gonna be a tough hole to dig out of.

 

Start with 49 no's.  There are 20 up in the air. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to avoid 50 no's...  This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ann Coulter is on Bill Maher tonight.

No shit?  Might need to hit HEB on the way home (if it's open) and get the family pack of Orville Redenbacher.

45 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Coulter calling Bush a wimp makes me ragey.  STFU, you miserable cunt.

In a just world, Coulter would have to spend a month living with John McAfee in Belize.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

In a just world, Coulter would have to spend a month living with John McAfee in Belize.

As his body double?

1 hour ago, Kermit said:

This dude is batshit crazy. He took a hard turn into the desert with some pussy duct taped in the backseat.

 

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Giggity.

11 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

and left $1.6B in wall funding on the table.

art. of. the. motherfucking. deal.

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

and left $1.6B in wall funding on the table.

art. of. the. motherfucking. deal.

Wasnt' it like 36 billion originally?

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Wasnt' it like 36 billion originally?

i know he had $25B on the table for DACA, but he said no. 

now?

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44 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Everyone saw this coming the moment Trump opened up his big mouth regarding owning the shutdown. Up until this point he never had to face the pushback from Congress. Trump being Trump didn't think ahead on how this would play out and here we are.

President Trump, welcome to the world of checks and balances.

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2 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

So now the government reopens until the 15th. What was the date for the deal Coulter vetoed?

I believe it was Feb 8.

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Everyone saw this coming the moment Trump opened up his big mouth regarding owning the shutdown. Up until this point he never had to face the pushback from Congress. Trump being Trump didn't think ahead on how this would play out and here we are.

President Trump, welcome to the world of checks and balances.

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The real story is the GOP Congress that allowed Trump to do this to himself.  

Just goes to show they really don’t give a single fuck about Trump succeeding, otherwise they would have protected him from this disaster.

Trump got played and looks weak and stupid.  

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The real story is the GOP Congress that allowed Trump to do this to himself.  

Just goes to show they really don’t give a single fuck about Trump succeeding, otherwise they would have protected him from this disaster.

Yeah, they pretty much sat this one out. Which is a shame because they skated away from this cluster fuck with minimal damage.

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

Yeah, they pretty much sat this one out. Which is a shame because they skated away from this cluster fuck with minimal damage.

Rightfully, imo.  Trump is the one that decided to make Wall his last stand.  The R Senators had no obligation to save him from himself.

Wait, what? The GOP Senators could have ended this shit a long time ago, but instead parroted the same stupid shit Donald was saying, and then their orange god folded. I think they look worse. 

Rightfully, imo.  Trump is the one that decided to make Wall his last stand.  The R Senators had no obligation to save him from himself.


Whose pushing this policy inside the WH? He stumbled upon the whole Wall concept on the campaign trail, and the cheers he received ramped up how he focused on it. Then he got largely quite about it until December. Why? He could have just done a border tour at areas already containing walls and proclaimed mission accomplished. His base wouldn’t know otherwise.

Does it all just boil down to Fox News running policy around perpetual fear mongering to keep eyeball glued to their product.
If so, no amount of border funding will ever be enough until Fox has a different bogeyman.
1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

 


Whose pushing this policy inside the WH? He stumbled upon the whole Wall concept on the campaign trail, and the cheers he received ramped up how he focused on it. Then he got largely quite about it until December. Why? He could have just done a border tour at areas already containing walls and proclaimed mission accomplished. His base wouldn’t know otherwise.

Does it all just boil down to Fox News running policy around perpetual fear mongering to keep eyeball glued to their product.
If so, no amount of border funding will ever be enough until Fox has a different bogeyman.

 

He's a moron.  He assumed that VOLUME of support reflects the AMOUNT of support.

Just because a herd of MAGA turds cheered at 200 db when they chanted "build the wall" doesn't mean that anyone other than the 35% of the country that is MAGA turds supported the wall.  

He made that mistake because he's a total fucking moron.

Just now, Born to Run said:

 


Whose pushing this policy inside the WH? He stumbled upon the whole Wall concept on the campaign trail, and the cheers he received ramped up how he focused on it. Then he got largely quite about it until December. Why? He could have just done a border tour at areas already containing walls and proclaimed mission accomplished. His base wouldn’t know otherwise.

Does it all just boil down to Fox News running policy around perpetual fear mongering to keep eyeball glued to their product.
If so, no amount of border funding will ever be enough until Fox has a different bogeyman.

 

It's not Fox specifically..... Fox is the fluffer, they simply amplify and fall in line to whatever his thoughts of the day are.  The ideas come for more staunch conservative voices like Rush and Coulter and the Freedom Caucus and the hillbillies who cheer him at stump speeches.

 

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