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Again, how do you prove they are all apprehended at the border?  Nobody in the world can even give a completely accurate figure on how many people are here in the U.S. illegally.  
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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This could be posted in half-a-dozen threads, but I’m posting here.  

 

5 hours ago, longhorndude said:

 


Aggy would gladly demolish the GHWB library for the rights to it.

 

I said “semi-respectable.”

But seriously, even if they could have both I really think there’d be a major opposition from current students and faculty. TexAgs would be all about it but they’re mostly olds and they whine all the time about how The Libs have taken over the school.

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I don't know about the Trump library, but she gift shop is going to be amazing!

16 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I said “semi-respectable.”

But seriously, even if they could have both I really think there’d be a major opposition from current students and faculty. TexAgs would be all about it but they’re mostly olds and they whine all the time about how The Libs have taken over the school.

TexAgs is full of QAnon believers as well.  

Its gonna be Wharton

3 hours ago, Ramdiesel said:

Again, how do you prove they are all apprehended at the border?  Nobody in the world can even give a completely accurate figure on how many people are here in the U.S. illegally.  

If you're alleging an invasion, it's you who would have to prove there's actually an invasion, not make everyone else prove that there isn't one...

3 hours ago, Ramdiesel said:

Again, how do you prove they are all apprehended at the border?  Nobody in the world can even give a completely accurate figure on how many people are here in the U.S. illegally.  

Oh yeah. -74. Let me add to that. 

Try harder

35 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

If you're alleging an invasion, it's you who would have to prove there's actually an invasion, not make everyone else prove that there isn't one...

Trumpkin 101, make wild accusation.

Offer nothing verifiable to back it up.  Scream that burden is on other side to disprove wild accusation.   Keep lying.

Continue throwing shit against the wall.

6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

100,000 copies of Art of the Deal and daily book burnings for any anti-Trump prose. 

 

 

 

That many burnings a day could be the tipping point for global warming. 

2 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I said “semi-respectable.”

But seriously, even if they could have both I really think there’d be a major opposition from current students and faculty. TexAgs would be all about it but they’re mostly olds and they whine all the time about how The Libs have taken over the school.

New Army are a bunch of whiny libtards...

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

The Trump Presidential Library is going to be incredible.

Trump Presidential Liebrary 

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6 hours ago, Ramdiesel said:

That may be true, but it has no bearing on that part of the constitution...

 

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

So, the GOP has controlled Texas since the mid 90's and there are supposedly 95K illegals voting?  Where is the evidence for this besides a release from the Sec State?

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

TexAgs is full of QAnon believers as well.  

Its gonna be Wharton

Why not build the library at Trump University?

In all seriousness, my money is on Liberty University.  

46 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Um, I was just told by our in-house constitutional scholar that there is no way to get those numbers. Who am I supposed to believe here?

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5 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Um, I was just told my our in-house constitutional scholar that there is no way to get those numbers. Who am I supposed to believe here?

How dare you doubt dear leader 

It's fun to make up numbers.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

He lies so easily, it comes as easily to him as breathing does to the rest of us. The ironic thing is that when he reads from the teleprompter it sounds like breathing comes less easily to him than lying does. 

If they're in the country illegally, how do we know how many there are?

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If they're in the country illegally, how do we know how many there are?

And since the government was shut down all year until Friday, what agency compiled those numbers?

National emergency! National emergency! Illegals are flooding in to vote against Trump! Shut it down now!

19 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He lies so easily, it comes as easily to him as breathing does to the rest of us. The ironic thing is that when he reads from the teleprompter it sounds like breathing comes less easily to him than lying does. 

He always sounds partially sedated in those speeches.

Criminal AG who can’t even buy a gun because he’s a criminal is super concerned about crimes related to voting. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

He's lying 

Nice to know Rick Perry and Greg Abbott completely ignored the issue of illegals voting over the last 19 years.

GOP talking heads are on TV this morning saying there may be as many as 30-40 million illegals in the country.  To put it in perspective, that's 10% of the US populations.  That's absurd.

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GOP talking heads are on TV this morning saying there may be as many as 30-40 million illegals in the country.  To put it in perspective, that's 10% of the US populations.  That's absurd.

When you adjust for Aggy overinflation, it’s probably close

8 minutes ago, retread said:

He always sounds partially sedated in those speeches.

It's excruciating to listen to him. 

9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nice to know Rick Perry and Greg Abbott completely ignored the issue of illegals voting over the last 19 years.

Voter ID doesn’t work?!?!!

Criminal AG who can’t even buy a gun because he’s a criminal is super concerned about crimes related to voting. 


He actually can purchase, own and transfer firearms, but yeah...it’s absolute bullshit that we can’t even get rid of an AG under indictment for fraud.
8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

GOP talking heads are on TV this morning saying there may be as many as 30-40 million illegals in the country.  To put it in perspective, that's 10% of the US populations.  That's absurd.

Of course it is. It's total bullshit and they know it. Mick Mulvaney was on Face the Nation saying "we know" that 60,000 illegals are coming into the country every month so the number "must" be higher than the 11 Million number that's been cited. He didn't bother to say how we know 60,000 are coming in every month. He also talked about the numbers higher than 11 Million that he's "seen" but didn't say where he saw them. (Maybe in an unsourced memo from Stephen Miller?)

They're manufacturing a crisis in preparation for Trump to declare a national emergency. 

I'm trying to imagine the meeting that happens before these guys go out to cover Trump's ass. Here are a bunch of numbers and talking points that we got from some study that Trump heard on Fox. Yes there is really no evidence to support them, and even numerous studies that contradict it, but that doesn't matter. Go out there and sell fear and convince everyone that life as they know it will end tomorrow if we don't do what Trump says we need to do. Al the while knowing that Trump will be watching to make sure you stay on script. Sign me up. 

and then we have stupid motherfuckers in here pretending to see it in real life because they’ve seen brown people shopping at the mall.

Its so disheartening to realize how stupid people will allow themselves to be in the pursuit of evil.

Honestly shocked when I meet someone that believes Trump is not a dumbass who just makes shit up constantly. He's way dumber than George W Bush.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nice to know Rick Perry and Greg Abbott completely ignored the issue of illegals voting over the last 19 years.

I look forward to Greg Abbott's non-answer when his office is asked why he's ignored this problem.

If there's anyone who knows how to inflate numbers, it's self proclaimed billionaire Donald J Trump

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Of course it is. It's total bullshit and they know it. Mick Mulvaney was on Face the Nation saying "we know" that 60,000 illegals are coming into the country every month so the number "must" be higher than the 11 Million number that's been cited. He didn't bother to say how we know 60,000 are coming in every month. He also talked about the numbers higher than 11 Million that he's "seen" but didn't say where he saw them. (Maybe in an unsourced memo from Stephen Miller?)

They're manufacturing a crisis in preparation for Trump to declare a national emergency. 

Amazing this administration can simultaneously know the cost of illegal immigration down to the dollar and not know the number of illegal immigrants - with a margin for error likely in the millions. 

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He lies so easily, it comes as easily to him as breathing does to the rest of us. The ironic thing is that when he reads from the teleprompter it sounds like breathing comes less easily to him than lying does. 

They're not even good lies though.  He's not even trying hard.  If he had two back to back 5 minute interviews, he'd spout different numbers, probably even more ridiculous. 

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm trying to imagine the meeting that happens before these guys go out to cover Trump's ass. Here are a bunch of numbers and talking points that we got from some study that Trump heard on Fox. Yes there is really no evidence to support them, and even numerous studies that contradict it, but that doesn't matter. Go out there and sell fear and convince everyone that life as they know it will end tomorrow if we don't do what Trump says we need to do. Al the while knowing that Trump will be watching to make sure you stay on script. Sign me up. 

The good thing about their selling of fear is that they are overdoing it substantially.  There's no way they can back any of this and because it's so preposterous, they're numbing the general populace to what's actually made Fox effective up until now.  They can manufacture fear points but they can no longer manufacture fear.  Which is why they'll probably try to go to war somewhere which will drive off any remaining military support the right has.  

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And since the government was shut down all year until Friday, what agency compiled those numbers?

The agency that acts independently in Dotards larynx.  Although usually acting in concert with the brain, his particularly answers to McDonalds, Chic-fil-a, lobbying organizations, Putin and peeing Russian hookers.  

Trump Library is gonna be @ Mar a Lago.

Nixons is on private property that he owned.

Wait, does he own MaL?

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

GOP talking heads are on TV this morning saying there may be as many as 30-40 million illegals in the country.  To put it in perspective, that's 10% of the US populations.  That's absurd.

I bet they are counting US citizens in that number (children of immigrants born in the US).  Those racist shit heads want to revoke birthright citizenship... I fucking hate Illinois American Nazis.

3 hours ago, retread said:

It's fun to make up numbers.

I fucked 25,000 shaggy 10s last year. Totally legal, and very cool. 

Illegals = Juden

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The queens and the coons and the reds and the Jews

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