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23 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

As much as I respect those in uniform  who serve our country, they seem to be part of the group of Americans that can be fooled easily and it appears the Trumptator and his backers realize this. Sad to see this though.

More and more it seems someone in this admin has picked up on the fact that the absolute dumbest people support them...and to specifically target and take advantage of said morons.

Kind of funny, then you think of the innocent people getting fucked too, of which there are funny.  

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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They prey on the gullible period.  They are equal opportunity grifters--independent of party. If folks want to send money to Roger Stone's defense fund so he doesn't have to foot it--that's their right as dumb human beings.  In fact, it makes me sad that Trump University got busted.  As if the sign out front wasn't enough of a warning.  

56 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

As much as I respect those in uniform  who serve our country, they seem to be part of the group of Americans that can be fooled easily and it appears the Trumptator and his backers realize this. Sad to see this though.

I, as the greatest President in history, have just made lives easier for our military heroes. Now they can borrow money during hard times, some say the hardest times in history. Hard times, hard hard times. Hard times like when you haven't been paid in a month because the government, the government of The Uniiiiiited States of America. They shut it down! Nancy Pelosi, I call her Nancy, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, they shut it down! Military heroes, starving babies! I said, we have to do something I said. So now their lives are easier thanks to me. 

 

9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Waming

This is yet another example why you should NEVER deal with this man.  

He is constitutionally incapable of telling truth.  He can't do it.

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

That's pretty damning, considering 30% wouldn't turn on him under any circumstances.  

Of course, I'd still prefer he have a stroke on the shitter to take all risk out of the next election. 

This is all FAKE NEWS!!! Who are you going to believe? Donald Trump or your lying eyes?!?!

Seriously, we have sunk to the level of some 2nd world post soviet republic which fits right in line with Putin's strategy.

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14 minutes ago, DigDug said:

This is yet another example why you should NEVER deal with this man.  

He is constitutionally incapable of telling truth.  He can't do it.

Seriously. The Midwest is ugly as hell 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Seriously. The Midwest is ugly as hell 

and flat as ... nvm

The fact that we're talking another election with this guy is a little depressing to me. I guess I need to recalculate my expectations fo the Mueller probe.

Pretty much confirms it’s all true. 

every book is another boring book to Donald

8 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

every book is another boring book to Donald

I wonder how many years it's been since he actually read a book. 

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11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He signed a non-disclosure agreement!

The best non-disclosure agreement.

Yet, nary a lawsuit was filed to stop publication of the book.

 

15 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

every book is another boring book to Donald

"Mr. President, can you tell us what in the book is actually not true? Have you read the book?"

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4 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Get that science shit out of here. It's too hard to understand, so can't be true. 

I look forward to reading Cliff's notes about his time with Trump.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I look forward to reading Cliff's notes about his time with Trump.

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1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

The fact that we're talking another election with this guy is a little depressing to me. I guess I need to recalculate my expectations fo the Mueller probe.

That’s probably a good thing. Hell maybe it’s better in the end if he’s defeated at the polls in 2020 instead of forcibly removed 

Trump should still be removed for being an incompetent criminal.

We deserve a higher quality of criminal.

 

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

That’s probably a good thing. Hell maybe it’s better in the end if he’s defeated at the polls in 2020 instead of forcibly removed 

How is that better?

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

How is that better?

It’s more democratic.  It lets us own Trump. 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s more democratic.  It lets us own Trump. 

Doesn't make it right.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How is that better?

Like Hugo said, it’s more democratic and legitimate. I want him out immediately, as well. But I think (hope) we can wait him out for a couple more years before he leaves after getting trounced. Then he’s arrested at 12:01 January 20, 2021. 

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m still in the Trump doesn’t run camp.

Well, yeah. I'm pretty sure he is physically incapable of doing so, no matter what his "doctor" said. 

On 1/28/2019 at 7:37 AM, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

he's never opened a bible in his life. fact.

Not true. He's read Corinthians 2.

 

On 1/28/2019 at 8:24 AM, JohnnyRage said:

How much work must the POTUS's DVR get to pause, rewind, play, pause, rewind, play, pause, rewind, play...to get the Fox quotes right?

 

Based on the timeline below, about 28 minutes of rewinding, pausing, replaying, etc.

 

On 1/28/2019 at 7:55 AM, HenryJames said:

 

 

26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Is it now a GOP prerequisite to be a spineless cuck?

 

Such a pussy 

17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Like Hugo said, it’s more democratic and legitimate. I want him out immediately, as well. But I think (hope) we can wait him out for a couple more years before he leaves after getting trounced. Then he’s arrested at 12:01 January 20, 2021. 

I have a bet with a friend on Trump finishing out his first term.

 It’s difficult for me to see a scenario where Trump doesn’t resign then get an immediate blanket pardon from Pence to avoid much of his criminal liability.  

Even if he runs and loses, I still think he resigns before Inauguration Day just for the pardon.

It’s the most Trump thing he can do. 

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3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Such a pussy 

No kidding.  How many times can Trump kick him in the balls and yet Christie will still defend him.

29 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Well, yeah. I'm pretty sure he is physically incapable of doing so, no matter what his "doctor" said. 

Does waddling count? 

Pretty much confirms it’s all true. 


...eating Big Macs? Yes papa
...telling lies? Yes papa
...ruining the country? Yes papa
35 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

No kidding.  How many times can Trump kick him in the balls and yet Christie will still defend him.

that russian nra money though

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

that russian nra money though

touche.

 

15 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Tell THEM we built the wall is really what should happen.  They will love him and live in their fantasy world while the rest of us go on with our lives.  But then they might re-elect him, assuming he's not removed, so no.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

If Trump makes it to the end of a term, his Presidential Pardon list is going to be epic!

 

Oh, and get off the Mid-West's back.

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Seriously. The Midwest is ugly as hell 

Sure it is.  All of it.

Ozark Mountains

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

FLAKE'D!

 

Honestly, this is about the best thing Flake could do if he wants to combat Trumpism.  Weaponize the media against Trump from the right.

On 1/26/2019 at 9:24 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

4% of the Democrat vote and probably 10% of independent were trumpers lying. 

If they would have had an option for neither it would be the correct choice. As stated though of course you choose the people who slant the media and refuse to cover certain things as much as opposed to the retard who can't ever tell the truth about anything. 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Honestly, this is about the best thing Flake could do if he wants to combat Trumpism.  Weaponize the media against Trump from the right.

How is CBS this morning the "right"? Legitimately asking as I've never watched it. Are they a softer version of lyin' fox news?

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