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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Being utterly half-assed and spineleless is EXACTLY how you get EVERYONE to hate you.

Jeff Flake is the political equivalent of "well, I agree, OU sucks...but Tuck Fexas, too."  Brilliant move.  You managed to make every single human on either side of the Red River hate you.  What a strategist!

Not to football up the cloak room but that also fits aggy to a T.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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31 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Wouldn’t that mean that the highways in Arizona are the ones that shitty and falling apart?

The bridge that collapsed was in California....They have notorious infrastructure failures all over that state...The dam for the reservoir that holds water for the LA metro area almost collapsed/ failed a year or so ago too.  That was probably on the national news...

1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

I'd like to buy Ted Lieu a beer.

He's good at social media.  Gotta give him that.

I think it may now be time for the gang bang.

At this point, it's rather clear that the Republicans are just a bunch of suicide bombers.
Fuck.  I may have just insulted actual suicide bombers.
At least they have an ethos?
1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

You’re not fooling anyone troll bot. Give it up with your declining of america bullshit. Fuck off. 

I accidentally negged you instead of liked your post.  All out of rep (used it on the troll since there are about 200 posts today all responding to the troll).

2 minutes ago, scottsins said:

I accidentally negged you instead of liked your post.  All out of rep (used it on the troll since there are about 200 posts today all responding to the troll).

No worries. Just keep negging that troll until he’s gone.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, those cultural oases in the deep South have a lot fewer gays and millennials and such prancing around, so advantage South.

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3 hours ago, sidis said:

it really astounds me that people stupid enough to post some of the shit posted on this site were actually able to find and register on this site.

At least we don’t have a shitload of posters jerking off over QAnon messages like TexAgs and some of the other SEC do.  

Why do y’all keep engaging with someone so patently dishonest and full of shit? And, to be frank, someone so blatantly stupid?

It’s as if Trump himself is posting in the Trump thread.

oh shit
 
 

He’s become a favorite of mine on the twitters.
Hey guys, remember when Trump didn’t meet with Putin in November in Buenos Aires because of the “Ukraine boats thing”?
Well, turns out he had ANOTHER kinda secret meeting no one knew about.
How do we know?  Because Russia told us.
Awesome!!

So basically the President of the United States is having secret meetings with Russia?

OK, cool. Hook ‘Em.
2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not a great day for this thread.

No shit. I get home from work haven't been able to check the surl all day and see 5 pages of new posts and I'm thinking oh damn some shit went down today. And I see the thread was trolled all day.

 

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I went to school at UA.

FUCK ASU

Sorry, force of habit.

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Being utterly half-assed and spineleless is EXACTLY how you get EVERYONE to hate you.

Jeff Flake is the political equivalent of "well, I agree, OU sucks...but Tuck Fexas, too."  Brilliant move.  You managed to make every single human on either side of the Red River hate you.  What a strategist!

He is the most loathsome and cowardly Republican, by far. He never bowed up and took direct shots at Trump. Ot was tweets from Africa taking indirect shots about their elections. The pussy could never bring himself to just say "Trump is a got damned menace and is the biggest threat to our country in its history." Anytime he had the forum where he could've roasted our asshole-in-chief he shied away. 

We all know the Republicans keeping quiet are a bunch of traitorous bought and paid for cowards. Flake is just a bitch made pos who is now going to profit from his cowardice and will continue to pretend he is different from the rest of his party. He is not. He stands by and watches the Republic burn, but he's getting paid so what does it matter to him? He's the Mack Brown of politicians. 

3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

He met with Putin at the G20 where he said he wasn't going to meet with him? Wut? Fuuuuuuck!

With no one with him. Just Vlad's interpreter.

 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

With no one with him. Just Vlad's interpreter.

 

You forgot Melanie, his Eastern European mail-order bride.

Y’all have it all wrong, Trump is blackmailing Putin.  They should be denuclearizing any day now.

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2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

You forgot Melanie, his Eastern European mail-order bride.

She was probably checking her Pinterest during the meeting ^

Can't wait to read the WhatsApp chats between Cheeto and Daddy Putin.

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6 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Right in front of our faces and we won't do anything about this traitor bitch.

Betraying America to own the libs.

15 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

He is the most loathsome and cowardly Republican, by far. He never bowed up and took direct shots at Trump. Ot was tweets from Africa taking indirect shots about their elections. The pussy could never bring himself to just say "Trump is a got damned menace and is the biggest threat to our country in its history." Anytime he had the forum where he could've roasted our asshole-in-chief he shied away. 

We all know the Republicans keeping quiet are a bunch of traitorous bought and paid for cowards. Flake is just a bitch made pos who is now going to profit from his cowardice and will continue to pretend he is different from the rest of his party. He is not. He stands by and watches the Republic burn, but he's getting paid so what does it matter to him? He's the Mack Brown of politicians. 

I take exception to Flake being pronounced most loathsome.  The race to the bottom ain't over yet.

17 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

He met with Putin at the G20 where he said he wasn't going to meet with him? Wut? Fuuuuuuck!

As a father of two, he’s a toddler.  

Me: You said you would stay out of the Chex Mix. 

Trump: I didn’t eat Chex Mix

Me: Somebody got into it and ate all of the pretzels, and you are surrounded by pretzel crumbs 

Trump: I didn’t eat all of the Chex Mix 

Why is he basically running silent after yesterday’s twitter escapades?  This mornings tweet felt like something somebody composed to sound like him.  

1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I take exception to Flake being pronounced most loathsome.  The race to the bottom ain't over yet.

Flake is rounding 3rd right now and it's Juan Pierre and not Vlad Guerrero trying to throw him out at the plate.

29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Why is he basically running silent after yesterday’s twitter escapades?  This mornings tweet felt like something somebody composed to sound like him.  

He’s probably surrounded by two platoons of lawyers, given the Roger Stone situation.

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Why is he basically running silent after yesterday’s twitter escapades?  This mornings tweet felt like something somebody composed to sound like him.  

It's kind of like the scene where Cartman tries to sing "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch", but Kyle interrupts him amd warns him not to do it. So he backs down says he won't and then does it anyhow. We basically have President Cartman. Give Dotard some time. He'll unleash a twitter shitter tirade soon.

I dunno what kind of conversational English rockymtn thinks he’s speaking, but it’s fucking odd and unnatural  

Up your game, comrade. 

He still seems to grasp the English language better than Dotard which is sad in the own right.

Interview from The New Yorker with Cliff Sims - latest ex-Trumpkin to write a tell all book.

The journalist GOES IN on this guy.

It’s beautiful.

And I had no idea until today that he was the Yellowhammer Media guy. He’s a friend of a friend and I used to read his stuff and listen to his radio show back in the day.

He’s kind of a choad.


3 hours ago, scottsins said:

I accidentally negged you instead of liked your post.  All out of rep (used it on the troll since there are about 200 posts today all responding to the troll).

reps aren't permanent on this board - just click the little x on the rep logo and it undoes it. 

I swear, all he does is watch TV and fuck around on his phone.

Let us see what is going to happen in 2019. First the wall then Government shutdown, immigrants, prices on properties for sale in USA raised up in certain regions and we are only in January. The problem is that whatever happens in USA automatically influence all the world and people. 


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1 hour ago, Airman said:

Let us see what is going to happen in 2019. First the wall then Government shutdown, immigrants, prices on properties for sale in USA raised up in certain regions and we are only in January. The problem is that whatever happens in USA automatically influence all the world and people. 

I negged this shit out of general principal.

 

We're all going to die. 

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

We're all going to die. 

The founders quoted Locke and Montesquieu.

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11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The founders quoted Locke and Montesquieu.

Those names sound socialist.

Today's R's quote Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin.

#MAGA.

8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Interview from The New Yorker with Cliff Sims - latest ex-Trumpkin to write a tell all book.

The journalist GOES IN on this guy.

It’s beautiful.

And I had no idea until today that he was the Yellowhammer Media guy. He’s a friend of a friend and I used to read his stuff and listen to his radio show back in the day.

He’s kind of a choad.
 

 

Beat me to it by about 8 hours.

Take note media.  This is how you deal with these disingenuous grifters.

Well done

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Everyone with an IQ over 85 wants you to have an aneurysm, you bloated, uneducated failure.

I have always thought that Wasting was a proper noun.

9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Interview from The New Yorker with Cliff Sims - latest ex-Trumpkin to write a tell all book.

The journalist GOES IN on this guy.

It’s beautiful.

And I had no idea until today that he was the Yellowhammer Media guy. He’s a friend of a friend and I used to read his stuff and listen to his radio show back in the day.

He’s kind of a choad.
 

 

That was good. Thanks for posting. 

It's a sad state of affairs for journalism when simply sticking to the question and not letting the interviewee weasel out of it is now considered a "best interview".

So this morning, he’s already owning the next shutdown and he’s shitting all over the intelligence community and saying they should go back to school, all the while his English is lacking.  Good morning so far.  

 

 

There economy is now crashing, which is the only thing holding them back. Be careful of Iran. Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!”

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

There economy is now crashing, which is the only thing holding them back. Be careful of Iran. Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!”

JHC what a moron we have been punished with

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