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2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Scott Walker is an almost perfect representation of the serious person wing of the Republican Party. He's like Paul Ryan, except Walker watched part of Atlas Shrugged instead of reading the whole thing. 

And he quit halfway through so he could campaign for public office by railing against actual public servants.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

yeah well those intel chiefs are obviously libtards because they don't see the fact that the biggest threat to our country is a group of women and kids trying to escape certain death.

Cowards and bullies like trump and the trumpkins are only comfortable attacking the weak like some pathetic migrant caravan. When confronted with a real threat like ISIS or the Norks they turn tail and run, then declare victory after they have safely retreated. 

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Trump lies like we breath; it's involuntary at this point.  However, it's probably more along the lines of Walker, the State of Wisconsin, Trump and whoever was all on board with this were played by Foxconn.

If anyone needs to be grateful this didn't come to pass, it's the State of Wisconsin.  Walker committed billions in tax breaks that they now don't have to cover.   Sure, that's potential money lost after 25 years, but who's to say Foxconn will even be in business then:

 

Edit.  I stand corrected. Wisconsin has already spent a boatload of cash, and thanks to the Wisconsin GOP, will spend a boatload more:

https://gizmodo.com/foxconn-admits-its-not-building-a-factory-in-wisconsin-1832193977

 

 

 

I heard Rush yesterday talking about how he and his fellow fiscal conservatives are the only ones who raise the issue of cost particularly regarding universal healthcare. We can't afford it! The debt is exploding. The bill will come around, but nobody listens because they've been hoodwinked by the left into thinking cost is no problem.

Maybe cost is a good argument. In fact, we should review all costs and decide if we're spending wisely (of course we're not) and where to cut. But the gall of Rush and his followers staking out the territory of fiscal conservatism is pretty much unsurpassed. They do not hesitate to fill the trough for big business,  banks, and the wealthy.

The charade has become a cult and now the voice of fiscal responsibility is lost in the cacophony of bullshit discourse led by the biggest bullshitter of the modern age.

This Wisconsin fiasco is sickening. Follow the money on this one, too. I smell kickbacks.

3 hours ago, longhorndude said:

 


I’ve always assumed it was Spaceballs.

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I'd buy that shirt

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I heard Rush yesterday talking about how he and his fellow fiscal conservatives are the only ones who raise the issue of cost particularly regarding universal healthcare. We can't afford it! The debt is exploding. The bill will come around, but nobody listens because they've been hoodwinked by the left into thinking cost is no problem.

Maybe cost is a good argument. In fact, we should review all costs and decide if we're spending wisely (of course we're not) and where to cut. But the gall of Rush and his followers staking out the territory of fiscal conservatism is pretty much unsurpassed. They do not hesitate to fill the trough for big business,  banks, and the wealthy.

The charade has become a cult and now the voice of fiscal responsibility is lost in the cacophony of bullshit discourse led by the biggest bullshitter of the modern age.

This Wisconsin fiasco is sickening. Follow the money on this one, too. I smell kickbacks.

The GOPs current state of absolute corruption is darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There is no bottom.

My god - “Putin has his shit together. We can’t speak for the orange fool y’all have in charge. See ya!”

How embarrassing.

 

You libs are strangling business!

Get the fuck outta here with this

 

 

1 minute ago, Gooby said:

Get the fuck outta here with this

 

 

Jesus fucking christ, do people realize how fucking stupid this shit sounds. It makes us sound like a medieval country. 

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Jesus fucking christ, do people realize how fucking stupid this shit sounds. It makes us sound like a medieval country. 

with plans for a medieval wall?

8 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Jesus fucking christ, do people realize how fucking stupid this shit sounds. It makes us sound like a medieval country. 

40% of the electorate and the current presidential administration ABSOLUTELY want to turn us into a medieval country. 

 

Wall! Military! Coal! Jesus! Science Schmience!

 

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14 minutes ago, Gooby said:

Get the fuck outta here with this

 

 

The very next question should have been "Why do you think God is trying to punish us?
 

God apparently has a sense of humor. 

14 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Wall! Military! Coal! Jesus! Science Schmience!

 

It would be funny if it weren’t so fucking tragic

Why is Trump Putin's puppet?  Solve this, and the rest takes care of itself!

19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Why is Trump Putin's puppet?  Solve this, and the rest takes care of itself!

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19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Why is Trump Putin's puppet?  Solve this, and the rest takes care of itself!

You’re the puppet 

Is this the same god that wanted Hitler in charge of Germany?

57 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Jesus fucking christ, do people realize how fucking stupid this shit sounds. It makes us sound like a medieval country. 

Isn't that the Cyrus prophecy bullshit (or whatever it's called)?

God damn retard evangelicals. 

13 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Is this the same god that wanted Hitler in charge of Germany?

He works in mysterious ways. They are illogical, but still...mysterious. 

He works in mysterious ways. They are illogical, but still...mysterious. 

Putin works in mysterious ways?
25 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

You’re the puppet 

 

No puppet! No puppet! 

YOURE the puppet! 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

with plans for a medieval wall?

around Babylonian walls

 

1 hour ago, Gooby said:

Get the fuck outta here with this

 

 

What do you expect from a family of heretics. 

39 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Is this the same god that wanted Hitler in charge of Germany?

God was on vacation that decade.

God wanted Michael Cohen to record conversations so he put a tape recorder on Michael Cohen and God wanted a thing to float around Ted Cruz's mouth until Ted ate the thing and God wanted us all to see the thing on Ted Cruz's mouth and ask 'oh, God, what is that thing?' 

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

God was on vacation that decade.

Jesus wasn't, but a lot of folks didn't want him as their corch. Something about, maybe a coordinator.

Speaking of Cruz...wtf?
Guess Heidi is just as spineless as her husband.
 

Tough as Texas
Get the fuck outta here with this

 

 

This is the same God who killed almost everyone on earth in a flood. Who destroyed cities in anger. Who beset Egypt with plagues.

Yep, this is actually starting to make sense, the theology is sound.

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God, I fucking hate this president, like really loathe, detest, abhor, and despise the motherfucker. I can't think of any other word and, unfortunately, the English language seems to be sorely lacking just the right word for how I feel about this bloated piece of shit.

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God, I fucking hate this president, like really loathe, detest, abhor, and despise the motherfucker. I can't think of any other word and, unfortunately, the English language seems to be sorely lacking just the right word for how I feel about this bloated piece of shit.

“aggy”

Well that's fun to get home and hear God apparently has it out for the good 'ol US of A since He hand-picked Dotard for us according to this steaming pile of monkey dung.

I go to church and enjoy it. Not as often as I want to, but I get there. I take a detour with these cretins like Sanders on many things and this is one of them. I believe there should be a separation of church and state. As strong as I feel about my beliefs I do not want those beliefs governing a country of 330 million plus people.

We are a diverse nation and we should not be pushing Christianity on anyone. There are many different faiths and that's okay by me and it should be okay with every Christian. (Yeah I know how that goes over with the Southern Baptists or a sizable chunk of the Bible Belt). Do not use the Christian faith as a governing principle, especially when you have a president who has never even read the Bible.

 

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7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Really - Foxconn. It's a mashup of his two favorite things.  I'd probably let my guard down if a company named Whiskeytitties wanted to do some business.  

30 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Wouldn't it be great if he never made another public appearance?

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This is the same God who killed almost everyone on earth in a flood. Who destroyed cities in anger. Who beset Egypt with plagues.

Yep, this is actually starting to make sense, the theology is sound.

Who among us has not sent bears to destroy kids because they called some guy "baldy"?

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

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She's a dog Marti...

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Wouldn't it be great if he never made another public appearance?

It'd be cool...it'd be great if he died.  

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It'd be cool...it'd be great if he died.  

Very legal and very cool.

On 1/29/2019 at 3:12 PM, Asithappens said:

Yet another in a long list of reasons why today's Republican is just one stupid motherfucker. 

Really. 

What has happened to the GOP? When I was a kid, they were the party of dull, fiscal responsibility, accountability, reason. 

What in the blue fuck has happened to that party? 

They never were. They just told you they were but behind the scenes were completely wasteful corporate ass kissing criminals. 

Well, unless you were a kid before WW1

43 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Who among us has not sent bears to destroy kids because they called some guy "baldy"?

I don't remember that part of the bible, but it wouldn't surprise me. There's a lot of messed up stuff in there that they didn't teach in Sunday school.

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