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that picture is great metaphor on so many levels. 

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


Unstable markets because of dems, not any of his idiotic tweets or actions.

 

You must not understand Trump's technical analysis.

The problem is a "glitch" in the Market.

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6 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

I'm gonna rant. While, yes, there are no employees emptying the trash cans, I'm more bothered by how fucking stupid people are when it comes to a full one...There shouldn't be a single cup on the ground in the picture, or even above the barrel. It's fucking lazy. Take it with you. Put it somewhere else. Stop being a fucking idiot. 

care if i take a crack at this one?

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no, un-uh, i assure you they are ostrich.  i distinctly recall paul using that word.

20 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

I'm gonna rant. While, yes, there are no employees emptying the trash cans, I'm more bothered by how fucking stupid people are when it comes to a full one...There shouldn't be a single cup on the ground in the picture, or even above the barrel. It's fucking lazy. Take it with you. Put it somewhere else. Stop being a fucking idiot. 

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58 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

But I'm pretty tired of waking up every morning and wondering whether or not it's going to be legal to discriminate against me yet or not. 

Out of curiosity, what is it about you specifically that causes this everyday apprehension? Gender? Race? Other? And what proposed or pending legislation causes this fear of legal discrimination?

25 minutes ago, yaqdum said:

care if i take a crack at this one?

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The reality is better and funnier than anything you will come up with.

 

Looking at the marks set up on the floor for picture poses with family.

"Can we get a spouse?"

57 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Given his vanity and germophobia, I'd prefer he get a painless, non-curable form of leprosy.  So he'd have to watch parts of his body slowly rot away and fall off, like maybe losing a tiny hand during a golf swing, having one of his ass cheeks stick to the toilet during a twitter rampage and peel away when he finally stood up, so that end all that is left is the horrible comb-over and pouty face.

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7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

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And....I am now re-thinking my opposition to the death penalty.

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I ain't afraid to say it....she's the hottest bisexual Senator we've ever had.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Just once I wish he would go in to details about how the democrats colluded.

The FBI texting lovers, Uranium One, dossier -- Hannity out front should've told ya.

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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I ain't afraid to say it....she's the hottest bisexual Senator we've ever had.

Yeah, I'm definitely Team Kyrsten.

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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I ain't afraid to say it....she's the hottest bisexual Senator we've ever had.

Damn she is fit. She is a top 5 hottest senator of any sexual orientation. 

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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I ain't afraid to say it....she's the hottest bisexual Senator we've ever had.

Paging @Ramjetfdo  -- can we get Sam's play calls on her bracelet (with Bert in the background)?

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

that picture is great metaphor on so many levels. 

Troof.

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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I ain't afraid to say it....she's the hottest bisexual Senator we've ever had.

I’d make her see God for a good 30 seconds or so.  

33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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I ain't afraid to say it....she's the hottest bisexual Senator we've ever had.

"One of these people would steal your girl...the other likes penis"

Those two could use a strap-on compromise to resolve any differences.

1 hour ago, LonghornJudas said:

I'm gonna rant. While, yes, there are no employees emptying the trash cans, I'm more bothered by how fucking stupid people are when it comes to a full one...There shouldn't be a single cup on the ground in the picture, or even above the barrel. It's fucking lazy. Take it with you. Put it somewhere else. Stop being a fucking idiot. 

You may as well ask the 40% to stop being die hard Trump dick lickers.

I'm guessing the Venn diagram of the cup tossers to Trumpkins is virtually overlapping.

1 hour ago, Laga4 said:

You must not understand Trump's technical analysis.

The problem is a "glitch" in the Market.

Obligatory Office Space "fix the glitch" pic.

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

You may as well ask the 40% to stop being die hard Trump dick lickers.

I'm guessing the Venn diagram of the cup tossers to Trumpkins is virtually overlapping.

That's why HRC was such a bad, dipshit candidate. 

You don't intentionally antagonize a large part of the electorate by calling them deplorables. Jesus. Take some lessons from your husband. 

HRC would've been a good President, imo. But she was probably the worst candidate ever.

As it happens though, she was absolutely right.

13 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

That's why HRC was such a bad, dipshit candidate. 

You don't intentionally antagonize a large part of the electorate by calling them deplorables. Jesus. Take some lessons from your husband. 

HRC would've been a good President, imo. But she was probably the worst candidate ever.

JFC.   Have you seen Trump?  All he fucking does is intentionally antagonize a large part of the electorate.  Literally, that's all he does, is watch tv, and then antagonize people.

9 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

JFC.   Have you seen Trump?  All he fucking does is intentionally antagonize a large part of the electorate.  Literally, that's all he does, is watch tv, and then antagonize people.

In theory, that's why he won't be re-elected.  But we also have a completely fucked system that doesn't take into account the will of the people, so fuck it.

23 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

That's why HRC was such a bad, dipshit candidate. 

You don't intentionally antagonize a large part of the electorate by calling them deplorables. Jesus. Take some lessons from your husband. 

HRC would've been a good President, imo. But she was probably the worst candidate ever.

If we're just going by election results in the electoral college, Hillary was not that bad.  She almost won for Christ's sake.  Here's a better example of failure, even if Mondale offended no one in any way other than being boring:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_United_States_presidential_election

THAT is a bad candidate/outcome.

56 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Damn she is fit. She is a top 5 hottest senator of any sexual orientation. 

As long as you don't look at her face. 

10 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

If we're just going by election results in the electoral college, Hillary was not that bad. 

I'm going by who actually got elected. 

Hillary was terribad.

9 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

I'm going by who actually got elected. 

Hillary was terribad.

Since Trump got elected, maybe she wasn't bad enough. 

2 hours ago, LonghornJudas said:

I'm gonna rant. While, yes, there are no employees emptying the trash cans, I'm more bothered by how fucking stupid people are when it comes to a full one...There shouldn't be a single cup on the ground in the picture, or even above the barrel. It's fucking lazy. Take it with you. Put it somewhere else. Stop being a fucking idiot. 

My feelings exactly. I don't like what this says about ordinary citizenship. I'd like to think that I would participate in an effort to take trash bags to sites like this and keep them clean.

This is a monument to maybe the greatest and most important American ever. Let's put a Starbucks cup on the top of the overfilled trash can and shrug when it inevitably falls to the ground.

"I did my part. One of the kids has to pee. I think there's a good spot over there behind the Lincoln Memorial."

A nation of swine.

1 hour ago, FondrenRoad said:

Damn she is fit. She is a top 5 hottest senator of any sexual orientation. 

She ran an ironman while she was in Congress.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

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I ain't afraid to say it....she's the hottest bisexual Senator we've ever had.

I'm going to slap you with this hand repeatedly.

And I think I'm going to like it.

You won't like the law book.

Probably not.

 

I had no idea who she was or his sexuality. I think I love her. I also think this picture does indicate that there may be a little hope for the republic after all.

8 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

That video is a winner for Trump. No bone spurs. No bone spurs. Badass! 

A lot of people will love this. A lot of people think we should just attack anyone who is a rival.

At least Hillary was honest and well informed while she insulted the electorate

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

As long as you don't look at her face. 

Why would I possibly need to look at her face to have sex with her?

45 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

My feelings exactly. I don't like what this says about ordinary citizenship. I'd like to think that I would participate in an effort to take trash bags to sites like this and keep them clean.

This is a monument to maybe the greatest and most important American ever. Let's put a Starbucks cup on the top of the overfilled trash can and shrug when it inevitably falls to the ground.

"I did my part. One of the kids has to pee. I think there's a good spot over there behind the Lincoln Memorial."

A nation of swine.

I have a different opinion.  I say pile the trash on. Is there a better visual metaphor for the situation this country is in?  

My tax dollars were paying people to empty those cans.  Where the fuck are they?  Oh, that’s right, shutdown because of the trash in the White House.  

Trump is now literally living in a mess of his own making.  The monuments will be fine. 

29 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Why would I possibly need to look at her face to have sex with her?

Appropriate username.

38 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Why would I possibly need to look at her face to have sex with her?

You might miss otherwise?

The difference between being insulted by Trump versus Hillary is like the difference between being called short by a midget versus an average sized human.

4 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

My president lives here.

Whoa.  Mar-A-Lago is looking kinda skeezy.

Trump on TV patting his own back. Well behaved so far.

 

1 minute ago, sachick said:

Trump on TV patting his own back. Well behaved so far.

 

Bragging about lagging indicators in the face of a slew of troubling leading indicators is so very Donald Trump.

 

Starting to wave his hand around talking about the wall. He about to start veering off.

Oh shit, we have steel companies coming back so the wall will be steel, not concrete! Beautiful, steel wall. 

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