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Hey before you cure AIDS how about you give us that free awesome healthcare you promised.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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10 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He defaulted on lots of loans.  He had four bankruptcies.  Deutsche Bank closed him down when the senior execs realized how deep they were into him and the likelihood of him defaulting.

Had he not gotten elected president, he'd have been bankrupt again in five years.  

How many loans from Deutsche Bank did he default on?

I'm willing to take the article at face value and accept that the potential for having to foreclose on a sitting president in case of default was the reason they turned down the loan. I think when we "read into" an article we can run the risk of seeing what we want to see. Nothing in the article suggested that they expected him to default, that it was the likely or probable outcome. 

Don't forget that Deutsche Bank does a lot of business with the Russian mob.  They are just as slimy as Trump.

9 hours ago, woohorn said:

Stopping HIV in US by 2030 is odd "moonshot" for a Pres whose VP doesn't believe in birth control or vaccines:
 

Well, why not? His administration has already conquered opioid addiction and pay day lenders, HIV should be no problem based on that track record. 

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6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

How many loans from Deutsche Bank did he default on?

I'm willing to take the article at face value and accept that the potential for having to foreclose on a sitting president in case of default was the reason they turned down the loan. I think when we "read into" an article we can run the risk of seeing what we want to see. Nothing in the article suggested that they expected him to default, that it was the likely or probable outcome. 

But but but....

Deutsche bank said no, for whatever reason.  However...we know now from Trump's own admissions that he was still working on his Moscow project in 2016 (and Rudy said it was up until the election).  Funding for that was needed...and there was only one place left.  Russian banks.

30 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Hey before you cure AIDS how about you give us that free awesome healthcare you promised.

You won't need healthcare after the president solves the health cuz he's already solved it. Everyone's saying.

Why the sudden obsession with AIDS? Did they talk about it on Fox and Friends? Did he give it to Ivanka when he rawdogged her?

They are desperate for something that has broad support.  They'll fuck it up just like they did infrastructure. 



Why the sudden obsession with AIDS? Did they talk about it on Fox and Friends?


Caravans are lousy with the shit.

The President of the United States, who raw-dogged a porn star shortly after his wife gave birth, will use his State of the Union address to promote his plan to end the spread of AIDS.

the simulator has a sense of humor.

lol Using the Statue of Liberty to show the dumb president how big a NK nuclear site is.

That’s some shit Dora does to show Swiper how big a dangerous animal is.

The DoD just need to hire some Nick Jr. producers to put together their presentations.

You know, with all Trump's "executive time", some sharp shooter in the White House might want to think about getting him a Lego Statue of Liberty/Nork Nuke set. 

Keep him occupied, off Twitter, and learn the relative sizes of what he's dealing with.

56 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

You won't need healthcare after the president solves the health cuz he's already solved it. Everyone's saying.

He invented the condom, like Al Gore invented the internet.

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He invented the condom, like Al Gore invented the internet.

Not even close. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not even close. 

Everybody says so. Trust me.

Women are going to be the saviors of the republic. 

Because we’re over the bullshit. We’ve let men handle it all and look where we’re at. Time to cut the bullshit, get to the point and fix it. But I also think the new generation of current 15-20 year old will be the biggest help.
Just now, 'stache said:

Everybody says so. Trust me.

Al Gore actually played a role in the development of the Internet. (But it's always great to see a decades old meme resurrected.) If Trump had anything to do with the development of condoms then they'd be a lot smaller than they are. I'm not aware that he's ever even used one. 

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The SOTU is now essentially a NASCAR event.
 

4-D chess.

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Am I contemplating making a few $5 donations in the names of Impeachmyass Now and Ima Moron so that they scroll across the screen while he's speaking?  Maybe.....

Would I do so via credit card so I can dispute the charges immediately after?  Like, super maybe......

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The SOTU is now essentially a NASCAR event.
 

So, for $5 I can have them flash "The president is a traitor to the United States" during the SOTU address? Sign me up. 

11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The SOTU is now essentially a NASCAR event.
 

I'd pay for Hugh Jasshole to scroll on the screen.

2 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

What is stopping Trump from betting on his own tweets?

His abhorrence of the written word?

On ‎2‎/‎2‎/‎2019 at 11:35 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

In his defense, Tiger Woods is a POS. 

Great golfer, not great citizen.

Hey man, you can fuck off with this bullshit. Here we are on a website that celebrates debauchery, yet here you are slamming my guy Tiger for banging some waffle house waitress in a parking lot while she's on her period with no condom. 

Tiger Woods is a bad ass. 

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8 minutes ago, BabaBooey said:

I'd pay for Hugh Jasshole to scroll on the screen.

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Hey before you cure AIDS how about you give us that free awesome healthcare you promised.

Free healthcare? Let me guess, he got Mexico to pay for this as well?

On 2/2/2019 at 5:42 PM, Atx71 said:

You carry his gold plated clubs though.

Caddy only carries the bag if the golfer walks. You know that fat tub of orange lard doesn't walk. Shit, he drives onto the fucking greens.

 

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Caddy riding on back of golf cart.

Caddy only carries the bag if the golfer walks. You know that fat tub of orange lard doesn't walk. Shit, he drives onto the fucking greens.
 
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Caddy riding on back of golf cart.

Told you look at that fucking bag. You know he has 4 dozen balls, a case of candy bars, and an extra pair of shoes in there too.

Seriously, what dumb fuck still uses a staff bag that doesn’t have to?
2 hours ago, BabaBooey said:

I'd pay for Hugh Jasshole to scroll on the screen.

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2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Caddy only carries the bag if the golfer walks. You know that fat tub of orange lard doesn't walk. Shit, he drives onto the fucking greens.

 

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Caddy riding on back of golf cart.

Looking a little pale today. Think the bronzer guy took the day off.

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Looking a little pale today. Think the bronzer guy his genes took the day off.

FIFY

Dumb question amnesty:  did "fascism" once refer to a system of government where fascists referred to themselves as fascists?  Or was it always a slur where people would claim another type of government was bad by calling it fascist?

 

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:


Told you look at that fucking bag. You know he has 4 dozen balls, a case of candy bars, and an extra pair of shoes in there too.

Seriously, what dumb fuck still uses a staff bag that doesn’t have to?

4 dozen Pro V1s all numbered 1, with POTUS stamped on them so he can always drop a new ball and not take the penalty stroke. (like anyone in his entourage would call him out anyway)

5 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Dumb question amnesty:  did "fascism" once refer to a system of government where fascists referred to themselves as fascists?  Or was it always a slur where people would claim another type of government was bad by calling it fascist?

nazi fascism: national socialism (at least it's an ethos)

mussolini embraced fascism as a member of the republican fascist party, but originally was a socialist

north korean fascism: democratic people's republic of korea, and un is head of the worker's party of korea

so mussolini and italians were seemingly the ones who embraced the mantle.

Seems like I remember somebody claiming that the Nazi's called themselves "Socialists" because socialism was fairly popular in Europe at the time (at least in theory).

very quiet today on twitter.  he must be working on the sotu.

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29 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

4 dozen Pro V1s all numbered 1, with POTUS stamped on them so he can always drop a new ball and not take the penalty stroke. (like anyone in his entourage would call him out anyway)

Eh, nobody cares about the dickhead who cheats at golf unless there is money on the line.  I was never good but our regular group only had one guy who pulled all the usual shit.  We just rolled our eyes and ignored him.  At least he bought more than his share of beer from the stripper cart gal.

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

The SOTU is now essentially a NASCAR event.
 

But who is going to display it?  On his website that no one will be watching?

Tasteless, but also bizarre.

28 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

nazi fascism: national socialism (at least it's an ethos)

mussolini embraced fascism as a member of the republican fascist party, but originally was a socialist

north korean fascism: democratic people's republic of korea, and un is head of the worker's party of korea

so mussolini and italians were seemingly the ones who embraced the mantle.

Their symbol was the fasces.  So, yeah, Italians were all in.

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24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

very quiet today on twitter.  he must be working on the sotu.

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This is still the most ridiculous picture of this entire presidency. 

Ooooh yeah, I'm sure you wrote your own speech on a legal pad with your fuckin Sharpie. I'm sure that photo wasn't staged at all. 

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

More swamp draining .....

Trump chooses David Bernhardt, a former oil company lobbyist, to be the new interior secretary:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/04/climate/david-bernhardt-interior-zinke.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

 

This is why we can't have nice things!

This makes me rage more than anything else this fucked up admin has done.  This shit is not going to be fixed once we hang them.  This is irreversible.  

30 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

very quiet today on twitter.  he must be working on the sotu.

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