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20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Please explain how 64% of Jews hate Jews.  Show your work.

 

Subtract 23... 

Multiply by 5...

Carry the 1 annnnd...

#MAGA!

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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5 hours ago, bolverk said:

Maybe they can only get off by hate fucking each other.

Doggy-style, no kissing.

17 minutes ago, Heisenberg said:

Doggy-style, no kissing.

Lights off (I hope)

5 hours ago, Lurch said:

 


It’s some sort of sick fetish. It’s the only plausible explanation at this point.

 

They are Republicans. That means one of two things. 

He is gay and she is his beard.

He is a cuckold who likes to watch other guys run a train on her. 

When you look at it through the lens of these two most common conservative politician marriage scenarios, it makes sense. 

4 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Who gives a shit about melanie, why does she need a standing ovation

 

You have to give the first lady credit.  She did successfully come to the country illegally and bring in her family through chain migration before we managed to build a wall.

4 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said:

If I’m at home I almost always watch. Skipping tonight. It’s not because I don’t care. It’s because no matter how terrible he is, he won’t lose a single supporter. What he says has become completely insignificant. 

 

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I just caught up on True Detective and am now on hold with Chase Card Services.  Much better than watching this nonsense.

 

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

No fucking way am I watching this.  It would just make me ragey.  I'll wait for the recap.

 

My criticisms of Trump aside, I can't remember the last time I've watched more than 5 minutes of any State of the Union before changing channels. I'm probably jaded, but it just seems like nothing more than a presidential campaign rally in front of Congress.  It's also annoying that every three sentences people have to clap for 30 seconds. 

Was there anyone surprised by a single thing he said?  Did he say anything he hadn't tweeted 1,000 times already?

 

 

1 hour ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

My criticisms of Trump aside, I can't remember the last time I've watched more than 5 minutes of any State of the Union before changing channels. I'm probably jaded, but it just seems like nothing more than a presidential campaign rally in front of Congress.  It's also annoying that every three sentences people have to clap for 30 seconds. 

Was there anyone surprised by a single thing he said?  Did he say anything he hadn't tweeted 1,000 times already?

 

 

The Clinton NK war thing was a bit shocking.

37 minutes ago, zork said:

The Clinton NK war thing was a bit shocking.

He’s been repeating that for years 

 

The way he holds his lips—I just want someone to take a pair of scissors and snip 'em when he's got them all puckered out in order to pronounce regular words. 

And yet you jog with a gun in this country because you are a giant fucking pussy who is terrified. You're a bigger pussy than the President. 
You should also visit the world for once.  In most advanced industrialized countries, trust fund kids jog unarmed. Funny how income equality does that.  


Wait, is this real? Johnny emulates Rick Perry when he runs?

Fuck this mother fucker....I watched Viva Zapata on TCM with Marlon Brando, Anthony Quinn and Fred Flintstone (Alan Reed) as Pancho Villa.

Great movie.

"I believe the time has come to bring that investigation and the other investigations of this matter to an end....One year of Watergate is enough."

Richard Nixon, 1974 SOTU

Campaigner in chief!

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Her hands are bigger than Trump's.

As are her balls.

She should pull his balls out of her purse and let us compare.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Wow, I wonder if he'll reiterate his SOTU "message" for unification....

He's been strangely quiet today. I figured he'd be retweeting all kinds of accolades about how great he was last night. Franklin Graham gave him the perfect lead off. 

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

He's been strangely quiet today. I figured he'd be retweeting all kinds of accolades about how great he was last night. Franklin Graham gave him the perfect lead off. 

Reading form a teleprompter is exhausting. He needs some recovery time.

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

He's got to start preparing his base for the wall cave that's coming in about a week.

christ he's gross.

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That is what happens when all the plastic surgeries finally come crashing down.

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subject verb agreement, how does it work?

48 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

christ he's gross.

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It's not a tumah (on his cheek)

Can you imagine the old man sounds that he makes as he waddles around the WH residence?

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

It's not a tumah (on his cheek)

Dorian Gray, baby, Dorian Gray.

And he's much, much less gross than the people who voted for him.

Trump is Trump. Can't really blame him for that.

You can blame all the dipshits who voted for him, though. 

And I do.

i will say that I was impressed with the President's dye job and tan job.  I mean it was about as good as you can get for fake hair and skin.

I guess the main take away for me was the never ending inability for the GOP to tell huge lies in order to try and shore up their eroding base.  The abortion extreme mischaracterizations were on point for a President and a party that are terrified on running on the truth of their policies and ideas.  A couple years back I would have likely said, policies and principles, but as far as I can tell the GOP is still completely devoid of any sort of principle, beyond lying.

I also loved Trump trotting out the adorable little girl struck with childhood cancer.  I even applauded the $600 million over 10 years to invest in finding a cure! Then damn it!!! I did some math.. $60 million a year for 10 years for cancer, and $600 million this year to use troops as props along the border.  Applauded the idea of investing to end HIV, but again... math crept in and made me realize the lip service versus action, that is this President and his party's calling card.  At least the dye and tan job were great!

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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As he left the committee's secure spaces, Nunes was asked whether he voted to release the transcripts to Mueller. "You guys are an embarrassment to yourselves," Nunes responded.

 

Every accusation yadda yadda yadda

 

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Bullshit. He will dodge the questions just like other have before him, without any assertion of any privilege.

it should be mandatory that every still shot of the VP must have a thought bubble that says penis.

Pelosi's facial expressions were perfect.

Busiest schedule I’ve seen for Trump

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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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They should build the wall out of Hilary's emails. Many people seem to have a hard time getting over them.

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