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Finally watched Get Me Roger Stone today.  Him, Manafort, the dotard, etc just decided that the way to play the game was to abandon all reason and go after only the stupid people, or in Stone's words, "unsophisticates".  Apparently it worked.  Fuck this country.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Normally he capitalizes useless shit. This one looks like a Trail of Tears reference. 

And 40% of voters stand up in their homes and cheer/laugh when they read that tweet.

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Wait, we're supposed to believe news reports now? I get really confused with what is fake and what is not. I guess we've always been at war with Eastasia.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

pos deserves the worst death.

He's not worth the shit on her shoes or anybody's shoes for that matter.

O, American Electorate, such fools you are! Not even funny fools.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Finally watched Get Me Roger Stone today.  Him, Manafort, the dotard, etc just decided that the way to play the game was to abandon all reason and go after only the stupid people, or in Stone's words, "unsophisticates".  Apparently it worked.  Fuck this country.

Stone and Manafort and his ilk were the original deplorables. No morality. Money is God. Harbinger of things to come.

Along with Putin, these ammoral assholes found their God with trump. It’s rather fitting that Stone has a large Nixon tattoo on his back/neck like the punk ass bitch he actually is.

All of these people need to be made an example of. Fuck their followers feelings. They’ll eventually forget about it and wont do shit about it. 

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The media needs to do nothing but call him a racist every time he calls her that from now on, it's amazing that he's allowed to get away with it.

7 hours ago, DixonHur said:

So, will he finally go to Vietnam...or will the White House doctor give him another deferment?

You should tweet this to Donald and George Conway. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Stone and Manafort and his ilk were the original deplorables. No morality. Money is God. Harbinger of things to come.

Along with Putin, these ammoral assholes found their God with trump. It’s rather fitting that Stone has a large Nixon tattoo on his back/neck like the punk ass bitch he actually is.

All of these people need to be made an example of. Fuck their followers feelings. They’ll eventually foget about it and wont do shit about it. 

Manafort and Stone are destined to die in prison.

Stone isn’t going to get a deal unless he has hard evidence and a lot of it because his testimony is worthless. 

1 hour ago, Skyline said:

Normally he capitalizes useless shit. This one looks like a Trail of Tears reference. 

He is and I think it might be his most disgusting reference yet in a sea of disgusting references. Such a shameful period of our history and he actually refers to it. He may as well refer to lynchings and slavery. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Manafort and Stone are destined to die in prison.

Stone isn’t going to get a deal unless he has hard evidence and a lot of it because his testimony is worthless. 

I completely agree. I’m not a prosecutor but if I was, no way I make a deal with Stone. His trademark is lying. Therefore he’s a terrible witness no matter what he’s got to say. 

Plus I bet trump doesn’t pardon either of them. He’s saving that for his kids (maybe) and his definite attempt to pardon himself. The latter wont work legally in my opinion but he will try anyway because ultimately that’s all he cares about. 

Which brings up an interesting question. If trump isn’t impeached he cant be pardoned because he can’t pardon himself. If he is impeached, though, then Pence could potentially pardon him.

Just something to consider.

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Which brings up an interesting question. If trump isn’t impeached he cant be pardoned because he can’t pardon himself. If he is impeached, though, then Pence could potentially pardon him.

My understanding is that a president can pardon federal charges, but not SDNY charges.

13 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

The media needs to do nothing but call him a racist every time he calls her that from now on, it's amazing that he's allowed to get away with it.

Don't get your hopes up. Nothing horrifies the media more than when someone flat out calls him a racist, case in point Chuck Todd.

 

This week started with blackface and Maroon 5 and ended with Bezos dick pics and genocide jokes from the president. 

Also some sexual assault scandals and a big dick toilet salesman testimony 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

My understanding is that a president can pardon federal charges, but not SDNY charges.

False.  SDNY is federal.  

He cant pardon State crimes prosecuted by the NYAG

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

False.  SDNY is federal.  

He cant pardon State crimes prosecuted by the NYAG

Ahh, okay.  Of course.

 

 

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This week started with blackface and Maroon 5 and ended with Bezos dick pics and genocide jokes from the president. 

Also some sexual assault scandals and a big dick toilet salesman testimony 

There is no bottom. There's just corruption and cruelty and Trumpkins telling us, "At least he isn't gassing 6 million Jews!"

18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

My understanding is that a president can pardon federal charges, but not SDNY charges.

SDNY is federal dude. 

Imagine if Warren had a small amount of hispanic ancestry. "Go eat some tacos Esmerelda! Better watch your wallet around her! Adios senorita!".

Thinking the media would call that out. 

Our president is a cunt.


Nah, cunts are tougher and much more enjoyable to be around than Trump’s miserable, weak ass.

Don’t insult cunts by adding Trump to their ranks.

We need to do better.

He’s a hemorrhoid or a ballsack or a taint. Nobody enjoys those, right?

Keep wondering when he’s going to tweet at AOC.

You know he wants to because he can’t avoid her on Fox News. 

Oh and “sometimes referred to by me” is such an awkward way to say his calling her Pocahontas is as racist as he thinks he can get away with in public.

I’ve said in on this thread before - and at first I was being hyperbolic - but I totally expect him to drop an actual slur before he leaves office.

I’d put my money on it being a racial one but I’m not ruling out a sexist or homophobic one.

And if Pete Buttigieg starts to gain momentum, just wait for the try hard nickname he’ll come up with in regards to his sexuality and last name.

It's incredible to see people like Brit Hume making excuses for the nastiness in that tweet. The worst part is that all of the shows tomorrow and Monday will debate whether he actually meant the tweet as a slur making light of genocide.

And we'll never hear a single Republican in office criticize him over this racist bullshit. Party of Trump. 

 

But you see this is all OK because racist people in the south used to vote democratic. 

Really looking forward to the middle passage reference in Trump's next tweet about Kamala Harris' candidacy, you guys. 

Oh, he has a deep well to go to with Harris - black, Indian, child of two immigrants, and female.

I’m totally expecting some horrible “dot not feather” tweet in which he goes after her and Warren at the same time.

Just now, Bama Chick said:

Oh, he has a deep well to go to with Harris - black, Indian, child of two immigrants, and female.

I’m totally expecting some horrible “dot not feather” tweet in which he goes after her and Warren at the same time.

That would ruffle some--- um furrow some brows.... for about six seconds before everyone moved on to asking if Harris' campaign is DOA because she sort of misspoke once during a speech she gave as a sophomore in high school . 

18 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

But you see this is all OK because racist people in the south used to vote democratic. 

Why are you being so divisive and using identity politics

51 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


Nah, cunts are tougher and much more enjoyable to be around than Trump’s miserable, weak ass.

Don’t insult cunts by adding Trump to their ranks.

We need to do better.

He’s a hemorrhoid or a ballsack or a taint. Nobody enjoys those, right?

 

He’s an infected ingrown hair on a ballsack 

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

God, this is an A+ tweet. 

12 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

He’s an infected ingrown hair on a ballsack 

Orange smegma on a toadstool penis.

On 2/8/2019 at 5:40 PM, lemonlime said:

Do presidential routine physicals usually involve 12 doctors in different specialties?

I imagine his annual physical is like when Mr Burns went to the Mayo clinic and the only reason he is alive is because he has all of the diseases.

 

 

Trump's old man was the William "Bill the Butcher" Cutting of his day. Except Cutting wasn't a coward like Trump's old man. 

3 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

 

 

2 hours ago, Lurch said:

 

He didn't know about the trail of tears until Stephen Miller told him about it

"Mr. President, I have to tell you about this amazing old US government program..."

 

 

Surprised he isn't sending blankets.

How many Republicans believe the genocide we committed against Native Americans was actually wrong? 

2 hours ago, Fozzz said:

How many Republicans believe the genocide we committed against Native Americans was actually wrong? 

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7 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Trump classic old white racist

This is why Republican voters love him.  

36 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I keep feeling like im in the Twilight Zone

It’s the episode where instead of the Christians being raptured, they walk around with erections from Trump’s hate tweets. 

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