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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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3 minutes ago, ADHD said:

I'm sure all the Ruby ridge, militia camo, Bundy rancher, NRA-arsenal, Ted Nugent bow hunter, Armageddonist, Red Dawn "Wolverines!", Come & Take it types will LOVE to hear about how the military, by executive fiat, can simply take your land for vague national security reasons.

In Texas??!!!!!! Lol. Alex Jones is gonna love this shit.

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NO GESTAPO EN LAREDO.

7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He also interrupts reporters asking questions. He usually ambushes them in their long, largely unnecessary preambles. 

Just hit him with, "Mr. President, who pays the tariffs that go into the treasury?" Boom. It sits in space until the dotard answers it.

"Mr. President, who are our allies in Syria and what will become of them?"

"Mr. President, what is your plan for private lands and the Rio Grande when the wall goes up? Where will the wall be placed in such cases?"

They need to abandon the wind-up before the pitch. Just throw it.

So much this.  He pounces after the first few words once he figures out where it is roughly going and then shifts it.

 


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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. 

The guy has completely lost it and the republicans and their corrupt right wing media sycophants are a bunch of traitors by sitting back and being complicit to allow this guy to do what he’s doing to our country. Putin and his puppet are blackmailing numerous key republicans. Cocane/Benedict Mitch being the most important. 

10 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

You'd get more coherent answers from a Magic 8 Ball.

The Magic 8 Ball knows how to keep it short and sweet, and then shut the hell up. 

4 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

The Magic 8 Ball knows how to keep it short and sweet, and then shut the hell up. 

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35 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

You'd get more coherent answers from a Magic 8 Ball.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They don't want actual news to get in the way of six programs in a row where they can parade their professors and "reporters" through the studio to opine. Every person in news TV seems to aim at hosting an opinion show.

Incompetence is more the problem with TV news than bias with one notable exception.

True, but hosting your own gig means an 8 figure salary in many cases.  Can’t blame the ‘reporters’.  Blame the producers.  

 

 

Happy to report from Mexico...I’m still alive.  Mexico City beats the beach.  Biggest clown was a MAGA red hat wearing dipshit on the beach at a nice resort (Nizuc).  Wondering how much piss/cum he had in his food/drinks...

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

True, but hosting your own gig means an 8 figure salary in many cases.  Can’t blame the ‘reporters’.  Blame the producers.  

 

 

Happy to report from Mexico...I’m still alive.  Mexico City beats the beach.  Biggest clown was a MAGA red hat wearing dipshit on the beach at a nice resort (Nizuc).  Wondering how much piss/cum he had in his food/drinks...

Not enough. 

Just got back from Mazatlan myself, and can only report good times and no danger from the land of Chapo... 

Trump had a great day in terms of job #s and stock rebound and it is all ruined because of the duplicitious used car level salesmanship bender he's on to sell America his "Magic Wall". Miles and miles of beautiful GREAT concrete steel BORDER WALL paid for already! Very legal and very cool! Costs you nothing, saves billions, even the people dying in HOT ICE cages want it. They will be instant beneficiaries. Don't pay your rent, The Wall is coming! 

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Wish someone ask if that the Wall is so important ("national emergency"), then why didn't he try to do it in his first two years?  Why now?  Why did we do the tax cut and tariffs first?

wow. It's not a shutdown.

 

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I was told there would be winning 

 

4 hours ago, lemonlime said:

I was told Mexico was paying for all this

I was told there would be punch and pie.

From most powerful nation in the world to biggest joke in the world in less than two years.

I gotta say, maybe he's right....he HAS accomplished something bigger than any president in history.

I always buy my drugs by the morsel. 

51 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Wish someone ask if that the Wall is so important ("national emergency"), then why didn't he try to do it in his first two years?  Why now?  Why did we do the tax cut and tariffs first?

Lol.  Why wouldn’t someone just reason with Trump?  

 

AB you’re better than this!

At least Pelosi forced him to come out of the WH residence and step in front of a mic. Of course, the crazy is on full display like it was this afternoon.

2 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

What it is is the conman dance. He doesn't want to get pinned down to one BS thing so he spews in a vague way to be able to say that is what he meant when the results happen. The problem is he is demented so his game is weak. People can point out the "Mexico will pay" and "I own this shut down" and he goes into crazy word salad rants. I dont think this works well for world leader types.o

1 hour ago, retread said:

wow. It's not a shutdown.

 

hahahha this motherfucker. 

all them words just to let y’all know he does know the term “coyote”. 

6 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

What it is is the conman dance. He doesn't want to get pinned down to one BS thing so he spews in a vague way to be able to say that is what he meant when the results happen. The problem is he is demented so his game is weak. People can point out the "Mexico will pay" and "I own this shut down" and he goes into crazy word salad rants. I dont think this works well for world leader types.o

Even though he was still a narcissistic piece of shit, 15-20 years ago trump could have probably pulled this shit off. But over time the onset of dementia, possible syphilis, and probably early stage Alzheimers has rendered him a blathering moron, not just a narcissistic piece of shit. That plus the whole Russian corruption who completely own his ass means he’s really not that good of material to be the president of what is currently the most powerful country in the world. 

7 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She ran an ironman while she was in Congress.

she's really been working a while to get in shape.

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8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

As long as you don't look at her face. 

I will admit she isn't drop dead gorgeous, but she is far from homely

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5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

And it's not just effecting them.  Think of all the mom & pop businesses that rely on federal workers, and tourists as customers.

trickle down at it's finest.

17 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I will admit she isn't drop dead gorgeous, but she is far from homely

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I'd watch her and the Avatar go at it.

5 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. 

The guy has completely lost it and the republicans and their corrupt right wing media sycophants are a bunch of traitors by sitting back and being complicit to allow this guy to do what he’s doing to our country. Putin and his puppet are blackmailing numerous key republicans. Cocane/Benedict Mitch being the most important. 

I said it in the shutdown thread - you're about to see Turtle have to face overriding a Trump veto.  Air travel is going to be drastically affected in the next week or two, and if this lasts a few more weeks, it's going to affect people getting their tax refunds.  Then you're going to see a shitstorm.  Plenty of Trumpkins are living paycheck-to-paycheck as it is, and tax refunds are huge for them. 

25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I said it in the shutdown thread - you're about to see Turtle have to face overriding a Trump veto.  Air travel is going to be drastically affected in the next week or two, and if this lasts a few more weeks, it's going to affect people getting their tax refunds.  Then you're going to see a shitstorm.  Plenty of Trumpkins are living paycheck-to-paycheck as it is, and tax refunds are huge for them. 

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"Keep your Socialist hands off of my Earned Income Credit!!!"

The State of the Union address is going to be interesting.

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Unions!!!

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36 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Back in my day we'd have taken you out back and beaten you with a rubber hose.

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I assume he's just live tweeting Fox and Friends again?

Does today end in a "y"? If so, he's probably just live tweeting fox

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