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3 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

This is why Republican voters love him.  

Exactly.  The Trump fans I know will find that tweet hilarious, and accusations of racism will only push them further toward Trump.  

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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12 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

And we'll never hear a single Republican in office criticize him over this racist bullshit. Party of Trump. 

 

 

We are quite possibly at the point in American history where if the liberal opposition was not the majority, we could fall into authoritarian rule. 

Was it Candace Owens or Diamond and Silk on Fox News?

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13 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Keep wondering when he’s going to tweet at AOC.

You know he wants to because he can’t avoid her on Fox News. 

She'd go scorched earth on him on his favorite platform--and she'd take no prisoners calling out his looks, which next to his bank account, is what he is sensitive to the most.  

14 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

Don't get your hopes up. Nothing horrifies the media more than when someone flat out calls him a racist, case in point Chuck Todd.

 

"SIR!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN HIS HEART, SIR!?

Cut your hair you fucking cretin. God I hate Chuck Todd.

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

How can anyone say this man is racist!?!?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN HIS HEART!!!!

Good thing nobody anywhere wants open borders. 

How long until he tweets Harris that he looks forward to their paths CROSSing?  And how long until his defenders say he isn’t familiar enough with 20th century civil rights issues to know what it means?  

3 minutes ago, brown water said:

How long until he tweets Harris that he looks forward to their paths CROSSing?  And how long until his defenders say he isn’t familiar enough with 20th century civil rights issues to know what it means?  

Trump will offer to meet Harris for lunch at Karl's Krusty Kitchen for some fried chicken.

He will get two scoops of watermelon. But hey, I don't know what's in his heart. 

If Trump isn't a racist then why does he frequently act like one? 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He probably also wants to fuck her. 

Maybe in a blonde wig. 

I eagerly await the tweets calling out Chuck Schumer with subtle nods to the Holocaust.

These last few tweets are fucking crazy.  Fuck republicans, good god.

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

What does this mean?  Gallop did a poll and asked “If we had open bonders how many Latin Americans will flood into US” and the most popular answer was 42 million??

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He probably also wants to fuck her. 

Nah...to old. But he does want to grab her by the pussy....to show his dominance. Showing her his dick would have the opposite consequence.

1 hour ago, Asithappens said:

If Trump isn't a racist then why does he frequently act like one? 

It's like the candidate in the Florida governor's race said... "I'm not calling him a racist, the racists are." 

1. "Mexico will pay for it" 

2. "I will own the Shutdown" 

3. Trumps hired thousands of illegal immigrants over the years. He doesn't truly give a shit. 

The Democrats are going to pass a bill that Republicans in the Senate will or will not support.

If there is a shutdown, it will be on them.

Because politics and their dumb president.

41 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

What does this mean?  Gallop did a poll and asked “If we had open bonders how many Latin Americans will flood into US” and the most popular answer was 42 million??

Lulz.  Seriously. My brain is being Trumpified so I didn’t even notice that the first time I read it. 

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

What does this mean?  Gallop did a poll and asked “If we had open bonders how many Latin Americans will flood into US” and the most popular answer was 42 million??

https://twitter.com/eugenegu/status/1094619815652683776

 

Though I like your answer better

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Sometimes they're just too comical for words. 

Just proof he does little work. Everything he says is a lie. 

 

Just now, Js1 said:

Just proof he does little work. Everything he says is a lie. 

The best thing about those tweets is that they reveal his understanding that his presidency is a complete failure.

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

She'd go scorched earth on him on his favorite platform--and she'd take no prisoners calling out his looks, which next to his bank account, is what he is sensitive to the most.  

This is hilarious when you consider how bankrupt his looks are.  Fucking Humpty Dumpty...

I really, really liked this gem in the comments supporting trumps latest insane immigration tweet.

 

 

Jacob Wohl

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3h

Illegal aliens are 200 times more likely to commit murder than natural born citizens

 

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That’s right folks...

 

TWO. HUNDRED. TIMES.

 

I love this kind of transcendentally hyperbolic insanity. Here, let’s look at the data for texas, compiled by those commies at the Cato institute:

 

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So, the conviction rate per 100k for native born is 4. If the rate for illegal immigrants was TWO HUNDRED TIMES that rate, then 800 per 100k would be the rate for illegal immigrants. But in reality, the number is....3. 3, 800, I can see where brain genius Wohl might have messed up. Probably a rounding error or something.

 

These insane fucks regularly spread the most preposterous lies, and their brain dead base eats them up. We’re moments away from them inventing some sort of Latino blood libel. This is fucking nuts.

 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

He probably also wants to fuck her. 

Finally!  Something on which he and I see eye to eye.

11 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Hmmm...seems that McCaul is an America-hating, open border, immigrant Muslim loving socialist cuck.

 

How is this a revelation or deserving of any breath or ink? Is there anybody out there that thinks they didn't break the law? The law says "do X", they didn't "do X". The question is, what is anybody going to do about it? The answer is absolutely fucking nothing. 

Kind of like with Melania --> State Dept. paying 95K for a one night hotel res in Cairo and 174K for a single hotel night in Toronto where neither time Melania even stayed the night.  The difference here is it's straight into Trump's property.  The Cairo and Toronto shakedowns probably just involved a middle man or some other form of indirect return.

Well Michelle Obama spent $25 billion traveling to Paris to buy shoes.
How is this a revelation or deserving of any breath or ink? Is there anybody out there that thinks they didn't break the law? The law says "do X", they didn't "do X". The question is, what is anybody going to do about it? The answer is absolutely fucking nothing. 

But if Trump was a Guatemalan who crossed a river, that failure to obey the law would be a crisis worth shutting the government down.
I’m sure you can see the difference.
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


But if Trump was a Guatemalan who crossed a river, that failure to obey the law would be a crisis worth shutting the government down.
I’m sure you can see the difference.

Unless of course said Guatemalan was en route to work at a Trump golf property for $5/Hr. and no benefits. 

3 hours ago, Asithappens said:

If Trump isn't a racist then why does he frequently act like one? 

He’s an opportunist. Calling him a racist presupposes a coherent worldview. He’s something worse than a racist. He’s like the TV preacher fleecing the true believer flock. He’s the Benny Hinn of racists.

24 minutes ago, Mole said:

Calling him a racist presupposes a coherent worldview.

Donald Trump has plenty of cohesive and consistent elements in his worldview, one of which is racism. From tenant discrimination to the Central Park 5 to birtherism to today.

Trump’s worldview is consistent with Putin’s.  NATO is worthless, fuck the EU, hooray Brexit, fuck the brown people, align with some perverted version of Christianity, rip off as many people as possible, and lie about everything big and small.  

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣

so many cherry trees.  so few axes.

Well that escalated quickly 

 

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4 hours ago, Asithappens said:

Trump will offer to meet Harris for lunch at Karl's Krusty Kitchen for some fried chicken.

He will get two scoops of watermelon. But hey, I don't know what's in his heart. 

If Trump isn't a racist then why does he frequently act like one? 

Probably meet at the ol' Koffee Kup Kafe in Hico.  

Don't be fooled, it's now the Koffee Kup Family Restaurant.

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Well that escalated quickly 

 

God willing.

Probably meet at the ol' Koffee Kup Kafe in Hico.  
Don't be fooled, it's now the Koffee Kup Family Restaurant.

Stopped and had the fried pickles there once. Made me fart all the way home.
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