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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Just proof he does little work. Everything he says is a lie. 

Every fucking word

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Jeez. Eric has always had that dumb look on his face.

38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Jeez. Eric has always had that dumb look on his face.

That's just his face.  Half dumb, half asshole.

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Hmmm...seems that McCaul is an America-hating, open border, immigrant Muslim loving socialist cuck.

 

Any minute now trumpkins are going to proclaim their anger at the head of the executive branch not executing the laws of the land. Any minute now. 

Any minute now trumpkins are going to proclaim their anger at the head of the executive branch not executing the laws of the land. Any minute now. 

Patient bear is patient.

LAW AND ORDER!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* jk America crime and chaos lol suck it libz

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 Potus skipped a cemetery visit in Paris due to rain/advice from a deputy chief of staff, then blamed aides for not warning him it wouldn’t play well in the press

And it wasn't just a cemetery visit. It was a commemoration of US soldiers buried at the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and Memorial. The man representing our nation sat in his room and pouted about whatever it was that day that didn't line up perfectly for him.

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Looks like a fake

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Jeez. Eric has always had that dumb look on his face.

Yes but Don Jr. and Eric look great in those stripes

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Stopped and had the fried pickles there once. Made me fart all the way home.

what kind of mileage did you get?

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Looks like a fake

head doesn't look right.  actually four heads don't look right.

The president doesn't know the difference between climate and weather.  The fucking president.

Or that unusual extremes in weather, both hot and cold, actually SUPPORT the theory of climate change

We need the emoji on the previous site of banging your head against the wall. It's the only one that truly expresses the response to Dotard's tweets. 

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9 hours ago, retread said:

And it wasn't just a cemetery visit. It was a commemoration of US soldiers buried at the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and Memorial. The man representing our nation sat in his room and pouted about whatever it was that day that didn't line up perfectly for him.

He prefers soldiers that don't get killed.

Freaking losers.

14 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Legit dumbass

I'm frightened many people actually think hes smart.

He just has to be smarter than his followers which puts him above the bag of rocks category. Tough call really.

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Hey, have you ever read Clive James'  "Cultural Amnesia"?

He has a chapter on Kraus.

Very good survey on what should be the western liberal ideals.

Just now, Asithappens said:

Hey, have you ever read Clive James'  "Cultural Amnesia

I have not.  Will look into it

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The best people.
 

 

Eh, disgusting, but it seems that he is joking about the germs thing. 

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Is this real?

Yeah, some people get a little uptight about jailing and traumatizing toddlers, withholding paychecks from Federal Employees and conspiring with foreign adversaries.  

But, you know, let me just go have a little Jack and Coke and I'll settle right down.

He’s telling us every day we’re being invaded by dangerous gangs and terrorists but go have fun!

It’s just children in cages!

It’s just infringement on a woman’s right to choose.

It’s just a couple of racial slurs!

It’s just shouting about illegal immigrants yet employing them in large numbers at my properties!

It’s just ignoring the law and a murdered journalist!

It’s just a two hour speech full of lies!

JUST LOOSEN UP AND SMILE!!

(And that’s just the shit from last week.)

I hope he loosens up his butthole and enjoys it when he’s rotting in prison.

Fucking dick. Nothing makes me madder than this particular line of gaslighting. And it’s used against women with strong opinions A LOT.

“You’re too serious and angry. Loosen up!”

Fuck off, fuckface. I’ll be pissed if I wanna be pissed and the garbage pile that is this administration is something definitely worth getting pissed over.

Loosen up. Seriously, RAGE.

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The best people.
 

 

 

1. That lady's reaction was hilarious.

2. I am pretty sure he is joking about germs not being real.

3. I would guess at least 20% of Surly doesn't wash their hands based on previous threads regarding bathroom etiquette.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

It’s just children in cages!

It’s just infringement on a woman’s right to choose.

It’s just a couple of racial slurs!

It’s just shouting about illegal immigrants yet employing them in large numbers at my properties!

It’s just ignoring the law and a murdered journalist!

It’s just a two hour speech full of lies!

JUST LOOSEN UP AND SMILE!!

(And that’s just the shit from last week.)

I hope he loosens up his butthole and enjoys it when he’s rotting in prison.

Fucking dick. Nothing makes me madder than this particular line of gaslighting. And it’s used against women with strong opinions A LOT.

“You’re too serious and angry. Loosen up!”

Fuck off, fuckface. I’ll be pissed if I wanna be pissed and the garbage pile that is this administration is something definitely worth getting pissed over.

Loosen up. Seriously, RAGE.

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4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The best people.
 

 

What.  The.  Fuck?  This shit is unbelievable.  

I'm pretty sure he thinks he made a funny.

It looks like joking around to me. If it is, then using the tape to define the man is Roger Stonesque.

First and foremost- Trump's rolling out his "national emergency" argument tonight, and Beto is gonna counter with a rally for rationality.  I think this could end up being one of the single dumbest things Trump has ever done. 

El Paso is not NW Florida, and IF by some miracle the crowd for Beto is much larger than the crowd, and the size difference is obvious... Trump blows his leverage completely for his false argument of crisis.  HE also makes the GOP negotiating position even weaker visually as the profiles of mostly angry white folks is contrasted with a much more demographically representative Beto crowd.  Think of it this way, would Ted Cruz hold a campaign kick off Rally in El Paso? With Beto setting up a competing rally?  It's going to be an interesting contrast in El Paso, fear vs hope, fear vs rationality, fear vs Beto in general.  I think the split screens likely to Run are gonna be nothing but an affirmation that the GOP has chosen an unstustainable path electorially.  It's gonna be stark visually I predict.

On the good news front, Trump and the GOP have so fucked up our government, and we are so focused on that disruption that none of us are even worried about the second largest Ebola outbreak in History!  See! Trump's silver lining! 2nd Largest Ebola Outbreak

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure he thinks he made a funny.

Would have been funnier if he said it and then wiped his hand across that bitch's face.

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