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2 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Eh, disgusting, but it seems that he is joking about the germs thing. 

Nope.

 

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All the Executive Time is paying off!

 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

All the Executive Time is paying off!

 

There is literally no one in Washington jolted by a Rasmussen poll.

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Nope.

 

Never mind.

He's joking to own the libs.

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Where the fuck is he going with the Iran shit?  

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Nothing pumps those approval numbers up like a nice little Middle East expedition.

2 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Nothing pumps those approval numbers up like a nice little Middle East expedition.

Not this time. The American public has no appetite for it. This is about giving Israel and Saudi Arabia cover.

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3 hours ago, F250 said:

 

1. That lady's reaction was hilarious.

2. I am pretty sure he is joking about germs not being real.

3. I would guess at least 20% of Surly doesn't wash their hands based on previous threads regarding bathroom etiquette.

I like to joke about it , but I still wash. Having kids has changed my perspective, so I’m not as squeamish though. 

 I had a co-worker who’s a germaphobe, and we happened to be in the bathroom at the same time. Just to bug him, I started to walk out without washing my hands.

He: You know, my parents and the Navy always emphasized washing your hands after using the bathroom.

Me: You know, the Army taught us not to piss on our hands.  

My finest hour as far as on-the-spot jokes.  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

All the Executive Time is paying off!

 

The bots aren't even trying anymore. 

 

People are moving over to him and there is nothing you can do. Alot you freinds won't mention it, but they are voting for him.

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The bots aren't even trying anymore. 

 

People are moving over to him and there is nothing you can do. Alot you freinds won't mention it, but they are voting for him.

To be fair, that sounds like some folks I grew up with in Kaufman County.  

They'd never entitle themselves "Leo Messi" however.  Stupid bot.  Should've named yourself Jimmy "Wide Load" Connor.

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The bots aren't even trying anymore. 

 

People are moving over to him and there is nothing you can do. Alot you freinds won't mention it, but they are voting for him.

probably just a few more days to wait for the verified checkmark

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He is so desperate 

Iran is not Iraq of 2003.   We’d see a lot of American blood spilled right off the bat   That will not accomplish what Donnie thinks   

Mitch won’t let him do it.  

54 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like to joke about it , but I still wash. Having kids has changed my perspective, so I’m not as squeamish though. 

 I had a co-worker who’s a germaphobe, and we happened to be in the bathroom at the same time. Just to bug him, I started to walk out without washing my hands.

He: You know, my parents and the Navy always emphasized washing your hands after using the bathroom.

Me: You know, the Army taught us not to piss on our hands.  

My finest hour as far as on-the-spot jokes.  

The importance of hand washing.

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1 minute ago, F250 said:

The importance of hand washing.

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you say that like it's a bad thing

Nothing pumps those approval numbers up like a nice little Middle East expedition.

No. He will pick a fight with some island with an army consisting of 3 drunks and a firecracker. This way he can invade and be at the front lines.
16 minutes ago, F250 said:

The importance of hand washing.

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Hmm, maybe I should rethink washing my hands in the bathroom.

11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

you say that like it's a bad thing

Sounds like something an aggy cadet leader would tell a freshman.

"We are doing an elephant walk tonight. "

"Uh, you mean we have to hold each others dick?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

And that cadet leaders name was Rick Perry.

 

6 minutes ago, Nivek said:


No. He will pick a fight with some island with an army consisting of 3 drunks and a firecracker. This way he can invade and be at the front lines.

That’s not going to distract the base enough from Wall. 

If you want to distract from Wall, you need something big.  

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

Stupid libs, making fun of Trump for rawdogging a porn star.  It was crossfit for his immune system, you morons!

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

Sounds like something an aggy cadet leader would tell a freshman.

"We are doing an elephant walk tonight. "

"Uh, you mean we have to hold each others dick?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

And that cadet leaders name was Rick Perry.

 

yuck.  i've heard of for ages but no clue what it meant.

31 minutes ago, F250 said:

The importance of hand washing.

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You have Pence's attention. 

42 minutes ago, F250 said:

The importance of hand washing.

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47 minutes ago, F250 said:

The importance of hand washing.

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Go on...

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Sounds like something an aggy cadet leader would tell a freshman.

"We are doing an elephant walk tonight. "

"Uh, you mean we have to hold each others dick?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

And that cadet leaders name was Rick Perry.

 

Is that really what that means?  I wonder if its good or bad if you get hard while being manhandled?  

10 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Is that really what that means?  I wonder if its good or bad if you get hard while being manhandled?  

Wouldn't it be rude if you didn't? 

[Cough]hugo[/Cough]

Trump just said Beto has a “teeny little line” for his rally.

So, his line must be dwarfing Trump’s line.

Every accusation ... ^

13 minutes ago, Lurch said:

[Cough]hugo[/Cough]
 

Lol, maybe a year or two ago.  Not so much now.   

It got to the point going down every connection made it easier to miss the big picture so it seemed pointless.  There are enough pieces publicly available to see the big picture and it’s really ugly. 

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7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Trump just said Beto has a “teeny little line” for his rally.

So, his line must be dwarfing Trump’s line.

And we all know Donald Trump would never exaggerate the size of his crowds...

Kaitlan Collins is reporting from the Trump rally that's about to happen and they're playing "Sympathy for the Devil."

No shit. 

3 hours ago, F250 said:

The importance of hand washing.

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This is why I only shake hands with women

On 2/10/2019 at 12:46 PM, Brisketexan said:


Stopped and had the fried pickles there once. Made me fart all the way home.

so why just once?

I really hope Beto announces his presidential bid at his El Paso rally tonight and totally steals Trump's thunder.  The rage tweeting tomorrow would be amazing.

21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I would enthusiastically  support 5.7 billion for a wall made out of trump supporters 

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