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2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Or you deliver it. Mom and baby die. Equally simple. And equally stupid. 

No. Not true. You don’t know what you’re talking about. 

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Sigh... it's 2019.  People just need to get out of women's medical business.  Even fucking Ireland has decided to enter the 21st century.  It's time America did the same. 

Leave it to the lady herself and her lady parts doctor.  

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Media should really push the crowd size story - 7k for Beto vs 6.5k for Trump I'm sure he won't jump off the deep end and take the bait for a week. 

The Right's desperation play...culture and morality war

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Lol, you even talk like him.

Whatever. Am I wrong? No. It’s an issue that is more in the political consciousness because of Dems bringing it up. 

Just now, GRHorn said:

Whatever. Am I wrong? 

Yes.  Completely.

Whatever. Am I wrong? No. It’s an issue that is more in the political consciousness because of Dems bringing it up. 

Who brought it up in this thread?
You can't be this stupid, can you?

Well, he’s a Trump apologist, so....

Yeah, taking away rights is solely a responsibility of the Republican Party. 

Traditionally GOP conventions are standing room only while DNC conventions are a third full and people are positioned at favorable camera angles to make the arena look full. Beto outnumbering Trump reeks of liberal media propaganda. 

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:


Who brought it up in this thread?

That’s a fair point, but I’m of course referencing legislators in Dem controlled statehouses. 

26 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Quite the turnout tonight in El Paso.

“The party of socialism, late term abortion, open borders, and crime.”

The late term abortion is strong messaging and worth focusing on imo. 

It's like you're a complete idiot, and with all the self awareness of a normal person

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

if Rs were smart this kind of shit wouldn't work on them

Everywhere socialism's been implemented has ended up in misery and despair?

You mean like all those countries who are kicking our ass at education, healthcare, mental health, quality of life, and everything else other than having the most penis-shaped missiles??

 


Sure. But, counterpoint:

Traditionally GOP conventions are standing room only while DNC conventions are a third full and people are positioned at favorable camera angles to make the arena look full. Beto outnumbering Trump reeks of liberal media propaganda. 

30 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Quite the turnout tonight in El Paso.

“The party of socialism, late term abortion, open borders, and crime.”

The late term abortion is strong messaging and worth focusing on imo. 

Fuck you

26 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Hey guys the original Dem demand...

16,500 beds

ended up at 40 FUCKING THOUSAND

Pelosi went up 24k, Trump went down 9k

QUEEN DESTROYED THE BAD ORANGE MAN

fuck off nancy

They came down barely on beds but gave up nothing on Wall. Neither side capitulated it looks like to me.  Just a SOP kicking the can down the road but with more drama.  

Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

They came down barely on beds but gave up nothing on Wall. Neither side capitulated it looks like to me.  Just a SOP kicking the can down the road but with more drama.  

The Republicans capitulated bigly because no wall.

Beto needs to run and make the wall his central issue.  

Just frame the election around wall or no wall.

Beto wins easily. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Everywhere socialism's been implemented has ended up in misery and despair?

You mean like all those countries who are kicking our ass at education, healthcare, mental health, quality of life, and everything else other than having the most penis-shaped missiles??

Translation: socialism works quite well when paired with democracy.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Translation: socialism works quite well when paired with democracy.

We should call it social democracy 

5 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

A few months ago, GR Horn was smarter than our military strategists. 

Today, he’s smarter than actual medical doctors. 

 

Good. Christ. 

Well he did stay at a Holidy Inn.

Just now, Js1 said:

We should call it social democracy 

Or democratic socialism.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Because Trump's base is a mix of stupid and misinformed.  They'd call this a shutout victory for him.

But Hannity is shitting on it already and soon Rush will join in.

Regarding crowd size: even were it close to being true that Trump drew 35,000 and Beto drew 200-300, what kind of dumb fucking President would even care about the fact that his crowd was bigger than that of a failed senate candidate who has not even said that he's running for President?  Freud would call Trump's obsession with size "compensation."  Clearly, he's compensating for some sort of physical deficiency.

Were I Elizabeth Warren, I'd start referring to Trump as "the mushroom,"  in the same way that he refers to her as Pocohantas.  The reference would be to the small mushroom-shaped penis that Stormy described. 

Just before the moron rally, the news of the possible deal was breaking and the pundits were wondering if someone was going to tell the dotard before he lurched his way up to the stage.  I really wish someone had because you know he would have told the crowd and asked if he should accept it.  Of course they would have booed and he would have rejected it on live TV and the Rs who worked on the deal would face palm.

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Regarding crowd size: even were it close to being true that Trump drew 35,000 and Beto drew 200-300, what kind of dumb fucking President would even care about the fact that his crowd was bigger than that of a failed senate candidate who has not even said that he's running for President?  Freud would call Trump's obsession with size "compensation."  Clearly, he's compensating for some sort of physical deficiency.

Were I Elizabeth Warren, I'd start referring to Trump as "the mushroom,"  in the same way that he refers to her as Pocohantas.  The reference would be to the small mushroom-shaped penis that Stormy described. 

They should just start referring to him as Stormy’s ex. 

 

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Were I Elizabeth Warren, I'd start referring to Trump as "the mushroom,"  in the same way that he refers to her as Pocohantas.

yes but why?

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The reference would be to the small mushroom-shaped penis that Stormy described

Ooooooohhh

Even if the mother’s life is in “imminent danger” there’s no reason to kill the baby.

You deliver it. Mom survives. Simple. 

Reality is sadder and more complex than you know.

7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Regarding crowd size: even were it close to being true that Trump drew 35,000 and Beto drew 200-300, what kind of dumb fucking President would even care about the fact that his crowd was bigger than that of a failed senate candidate who has not even said that he's running for President?  Freud would call Trump's obsession with size "compensation."  Clearly, he's compensating for some sort of physical deficiency.

Were I Elizabeth Warren, I'd start referring to Trump as "the mushroom,"  in the same way that he refers to her as Pocohantas.  The reference would be to the small mushroom-shaped penis that Stormy described. 

Just call him “Toad”

46 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What are you going on about?

The Dems approved of funding historically cruel border policy in exchange for... what? Not jack shit for the Dreamers. Nothing. Just the usual fucking Democratic negotiation where their starting point was center-right.

The nation just told us loud and clear they blamed Trump and the Republicans for the shutdown. They just landslided the Democrats into the House.

But this is what we get?

I hope every freshman Democrat Congressman votes against this bullshit.

11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

The Dems approved of funding historically cruel border policy in exchange for... what? Not jack shit for the Dreamers. Nothing. Just the usual fucking Democratic negotiation where their starting point was center-right.

The nation just told us loud and clear they blamed Trump and the Republicans for the shutdown. They just landslided the Democrats into the House.

But this is what we get?

I hope every freshman Democrat Congressman votes against this bullshit.

Trump will reject it anyway.  

Calm your tits.  

Dems can pass all the legislation through the house you want tomorrow without shutting down the government.

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

They spent the last 2 years howling at the fucking moon about the Dreamers. They win a landslide and gain some measure of power, but... POOF the Dreamers have disappeared.

"Calm down, all non-white people in the world, we'll get to you eventually maybe!"

They aren't getting the Dreamers through the Senate. And Trump isn't signing anything that does anything other than kick the can down the road on them. 

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42 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

But Hannity is shitting on it already and soon Rush will join in.

 

24 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

The Dems approved of funding historically cruel border policy in exchange for... what? Not jack shit for the Dreamers. Nothing. Just the usual fucking Democratic negotiation where their starting point was center-right.

The nation just told us loud and clear they blamed Trump and the Republicans for the shutdown. They just landslided the Democrats into the House.

But this is what we get?

I hope every freshman Democrat Congressman votes against this bullshit.

Hannity and BT are both running it down. 1.75 B for border security and 55 miles of fence. Where? Did they include reducing the ICE numbers?

We've been kicking the can down the road a long time. On a lot of things. 

As I recall that's less money than they offered for the Dreamers bounty. Wasn't it 25B that Miller quashed? 55 miles that better not run through the Butterfly Center in Mission. 

I'm going to need to see some details on where and what they are going to spend on border security. 

 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

You can't be this stupid, can you?

Sure he can.  You aren't new here.

Remember how we used to joke that he should just tell his followers that he already built the wall?  Yeah, he's actually doing that now...

 

Can someone kick in the cunts of those bitches down front for me? Thanks.



It’s White Tracism at its finest.
42 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

The Dems approved of funding historically cruel border policy in exchange for... what? Not jack shit for the Dreamers. Nothing. Just the usual fucking Democratic negotiation where their starting point was center-right.

The nation just told us loud and clear they blamed Trump and the Republicans for the shutdown. They just landslided the Democrats into the House.

But this is what we get?

I hope every freshman Democrat Congressman votes against this bullshit.

And how was anything for the DREAMers going to pass the Senate with only $1.3 billion for fencing repairs?



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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

You can't be this stupid, can you?

You literally don’t know what your talking about.

Tell me how I’m stupid. 

Can you give me a situation where it would be appropriate, and somehow better for the mom, to abort a viable fetus in the third trimester rather than simply delivering it? Be as specific as possible. 

1 hour ago, Pancho Negro said:

A few months ago, GR Horn was smarter than our military strategists. 

Today, he’s smarter than actual medical doctors. 

 

Good. Christ. 

You’re not as smart as you think. 

nm

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