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4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

I've made peace with the fact that, though it'll be close, Trump is going to win re-election.

The AOC-ificiation of the Democratic party will be its undoing.

Flame away...

He's going to lose by a lot.

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14 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

I've made peace with the fact that, though it'll be close, Trump is going to win re-election.

The AOC-ificiation of the Democratic party will be its undoing.

Flame away...

Care to bet?

 

13 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

I've made peace with the fact that, though it'll be close, Trump is going to win re-election.

The AOC-ificiation of the Democratic party will be its undoing.

Flame away...

 

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's going to lose by a lot.

She makes me a little nervous too. 

15 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

I've made peace with the fact that, though it'll be close, Trump is going to win re-election.

The AOC-ificiation of the Democratic party will be its undoing.

Flame away...

The Democratic Party has been AOC-ified? Really?

Don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit? Shouldn't you at least wait to see who wins the nomination for the 2020 election before making any declarations on the state of the party?

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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So he is going to be hung on a cross? Or tossed to lions? 

AOC’s emergence is a good thing. Fox and the rest spend much of their time running down someone not on the ballot, and who clashes a bit with House leadership. When the Dem nominee is picked, there’ll be less room in the little pea brains of their viewers to fill with more relevant lies. 

Yep, just what I thought. It’s not 40 percent, it’s 25 percent that is hopeless. We can actually deal with that. The additional 15 percent approve of trump because they don’t know shit except they have a job.

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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And that's the way it is

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Even I don't think god is that much of an asshole. 

Drowning us at this point would be benevolent 

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4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Drowning us at this point would be benevolent 

the great one is a bit preoccupied with the Vatican and Baptists I think and wants us to solve this shit show. We voted these fuckers in. All of them 

21 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

If there was any doubt Trump's wall is a bad idea, there's your proof. Danny Goeb loves it.

29 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

BREAKING: @DanPatrick says he's "all in" on Trump suspending habeas corpus.

48 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Drowning us at this point would be benevolent 

Wait

5 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

yeah to think this is going to pan out in future times for the Dems is a pipe dream, given the way the deck is stacked against them, facts don't matter anymore, asymmetric polarization etc. Time to riot is here.

Avatar checks out.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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My Bible teacher said the Bible says God picks all our leaders. We just don’t know his master plan and why. I’ve struggle with this because that would mean he picked Hitler. But, knowing that’s what the Bible says, I can see why people like Huckleberry Sanders believes that. 

Cuomo just showed two photos of himself standing next to Trump.  Cuomo said he's barely 6' 2" and he's slightly taller than 6' 3" Trump.  How can this be?

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Y'all remember when Obama was a dictator because of his executive actions?

 

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is the moment we went full blown banana republic.

Thanks KGOP

But you said he totally wasn't going to do it!!!!!

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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The biblically literate among us should recognize that God choosing a leader isn’t necessarily an endorsement of that leader. Some folks need to read their Old Testament. I think someone could make a valid theological case that Trump is a judgement against America and the American church. Rather than billions for a wall, maybe we should spend some of that money on sackcloth and ashes.

5 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

But you said he totally wasn't going to do it!!!!!

If he doesn’t, I will have nominal satisfaction in predicting correctly.

If he does, I will be ridiculed for being wrong.

Such is the way of Surly.

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:


Amazing that “don’t know” isn’t more popular

This was my immediate observation 

and the Clinton voters are atheists 

But Trump told us that we needed the shutdown so people would see how serious the crisis is on our southern border, and now they see it. 

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Okay, someone lock America up.

We’re done here.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

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Okay, someone lock America up.

We’re done here.

Proving once again that while not all conservatives are stupid, most stupid people are conservative.

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Trying to use the 25th Amendment to try and circumvent the Election is a despicable act of unconstitutional power grabbing

How would using the 25th Amendment be unconstitutional? Or is the Constitution unconstitutional?

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Moron thinks the constitution is unconstitutional 

 

 

FYI y'all.....using a constitutional amendment is unconstitutional according to me and the creepy old lawyer who routinely defends the most reprehensible Americans imaginable.

 

Edited by Tom

Alan Dershowitz pulling a Rudy and torching his reputation in the legal community is a sight to behold.

Both of them went from well-respected lawyers to jokes.

Donald Trump ruins everything he touches.

Moron thinks the constitution is unconstitutional 
 

Every time that team Trumpkin has peaked....they find a higher point on Mount Moron.
14 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Moron thinks the constitution is unconstitutional 

 

But using executive action to spend tax dollars earmarked by Congress for other things is very legal and very cool.

5 hours ago, retread said:

His whole presidency feels like an exercise in killing time.

The ultimate prevent defense.  

Except he’s down half a dozen scores and it’s the third quarter.  

4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

I've made peace with the fact that, though it'll be close, Trump is going to win re-election.

The AOC-ificiation of the Democratic party will be its undoing.

Flame away...

Michigan, Wisconsin, and PA all turn blue next election giving Biden the win. Ohio and Florida could remain red but won't matter. 

Alan Dershowitz pulling a Rudy and torching his reputation in the legal community is a sight to behold.
Both of them went from well-respected lawyers to jokes.
Donald Trump ruins everything he touches.

I wouldn’t say Dershowitz was ever truly well-respected.

Trump is obese!!!

 

trump is obese!!!!!

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

I've made peace with the fact that, though it'll be close, Trump is going to win re-election.

The AOC-ificiation of the Democratic party will be its undoing.

Flame away...

AOC won perhaps the most liberal congressional district in the entire country. She is noisy, and I like it, but she isn't taking over the party. She is giving it a needed tug in her direction, however. 

The future is Mikie Sherrill and the diverse center left, of which 50 or so got elected. Not the 3 to 4 uber leftists like AOC.  AOC will pull them, rightfully, to universal healthcare, green new deal, and hopefully eventually UBI, but not dumb shit like jobs guarantees. 

And even though I think AOC will soften over time, she has already blown up her chance at ever getting into the Senate or President. The red states count in the Democratic primaries. 

 

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no valentines day message from trump or his wife on twitter. lots of references to fox news but no acknowledgement of their love on v-day. the party of family values they say. 

meanwhile....

 

I find myself almost wishing McCabe was lying about Trump, but deep down I know he's telling the truth:

Former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe wrote in his new book that President Trump did not believe U.S. intelligence reports about North Korean missile advances because of claims he'd heard from Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The Washington Post reported that McCabe's book, "The Threat," details an instance in July 2017 where Trump did not believe information in an Oval Office briefing that North Korea test-fired an intercontinental ballistic missile for the first time. 

McCabe wrote that Trump called the launch of the long-range missile a "hoax," telling officials he knew North Korea did not have the ability to launch that type of missile "because Vladimir Putin had told him so."

Asked for comment, the White House pointed to a statement earlier Thursday from press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders that said McCabe "has no credibility and is an embarrassment to the men and women of the FBI and our great country.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/430130-mccabe-book-trump-pushed-back-on-officials-using-putin-claim-that

Mr. President, I will be sitting on this Texas ranch with all my guns, knives and machetes at the ready. <thanks Dan B. for the great deal on the prepper supplies> I will resist the invading hordes until the last bullet and breath. 

However, in the event I am overwhelmed, I do have queso, salsa and chips to sell our guests. After all,.....first and foremost......I am a capitalist like you, sir. 

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