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nope, see the government shut down thread.
he's said he is going to sign the bill, then declare a national emergency. mitch said that he would support the president in declaring a national emergency, which is a reversal for mcconnell.


So the GOP caused this national emergency when they owned all three branches of government the last two years.
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no valentines day message from trump or his wife on twitter. lots of references to fox news but no acknowledgement of their love on v-day. the party of family values they say. 
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6 minutes ago, Homercles said:

So the GOP caused this national emergency when they owned all three branches of government the last two years.

 

And when Trump rejected the Dems' offer of $25B for the wall. 

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If Obama had declared a national emergency and taken money from the defense budget, he'd have been impeached.

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7 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

no valentines day message from trump or his wife on twitter. lots of references to fox news but no acknowledgement of their love on v-day. the party of family values they say. 

meanwhile....

 

First, when did public displays of social media affection become a requirement for love?

Second, what the fuck is he going to tweet?

 “To my lovely wife Melania, try not to get deported.  JUST KIDDING🤣.  Seriously, in a world full of pussy, yours is the best I ever grabbed.  I am eternally greatful that you never filed charges.  LOVE YOU TO MAR-A-LAGO AND BACK. #milehighclub #winning #MAGA”

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21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If Obama had declared a national emergency and taken money from the defense budget, he'd have been impeached.

And should have been in a similar situation. So should trump. 

36 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If Obama had declared a national emergency and taken money from the defense budget, he'd have been impeached.

Yeah, but he was a Kenyan Muslim.  Trump is making America great again.  Completely different.

the trumpster claims 35,000 attended his el paso pep rally.  the el paso fire dept says the venue seats 6,500.    what an idiot.  then he says 200-300 were at beto's rally, and the real number was closer to 3,000.  what kind of psycopath lies as blatantly as this guy? he's like a little, insecure kid that makes up shit so the cool, popular kids will let him join their clique.  the imbeciles that voted for this imbecile should be tarred and feathered.  he's a complete joke. 

he's made us worse off globally than we were 2 years ago. no world leader takes him seriously.  now his nationalist party principles have made the economy hum.  but at what price?  he's stripped environmental regulations, stripped banking regulations, all for the love of a buck.  we are worse off now than 2 yrs ago.  when the dems took over the house this year, i was deadset against any impeachment efforts, but the longer this idiot is in the white house the more damage he does.  

3 minutes ago, thrillhammer said:

the trumpster claims 35,000 attended his el paso pep rally.  the el paso fire dept says the venue seats 6,500.    what an idiot.  then he says 200-300 were at beto's rally, and the real number was closer to 3,000.  what kind of psycopath lies as blatantly as this guy? he's like a little, insecure kid that makes up shit so the cool, popular kids will let him join their clique.  the imbeciles that voted for this imbecile should be tarred and feathered.  he's a complete joke. 

he's made us worse off globally than we were 2 years ago. no world leader takes him seriously.  now his nationalist party principles have made the economy hum.  but at what price?  he's stripped environmental regulations, stripped banking regulations, all for the love of a buck.  we are worse off now than 2 yrs ago.  when the dems took over the house this year, i was deadset against any impeachment efforts, but the longer this idiot is in the white house the more damage he does.  

Pathological lying has gotten him this far.  Why stop now?

8 hours ago, achooloco said:

Trump is obese!!!

 

trump is obese!!!!!

He talks like us!  He LOOKS like us!

What is now nearly mind boggling to me is that McConnell has been willing to become another Ryan, Boehner...a complete gutless wonder.  Apparently getting a couple conservative judges is worth spedning the country needlessly into oblivion, allowing criminality in the executive branch to routinely go unchecked, and now the power of the purse is being seeded to Donald J. Trump  to set precedent of President's doing anything they want. HEll no need to negotiate any budget BS anymore, just declare a national emergency.

Remember when people actually believed elected Republican's in the House and Senate actually deep down would ultimately put the country first?  Hell I even thought that would be the case to be honest.  Now the GOP elected whores simply have a big time pimp.  Promising everything, and delivering nothing. Thank God Trump inheritied the healthiest and most robust economy of any incoming President in our lifetimes.  ... thanks Obama...;-(

2 minutes ago, horn4life said:

What is now nearly mind boggling to me is that McConnell has been willing to become another Ryan, Boehner...a complete gutless wonder.  Apparently getting a couple conservative judges is worth spedning the country needlessly into oblivion, allowing criminality in the executive branch to routinely go unchecked, and now the power of the purse is being seeded to Donald J. Trump  to set precedent of President's doing anything they want. HEll no need to negotiate any budget BS anymore, just declare a national emergency.

Remember when people actually believed elected Republican's in the House and Senate actually deep down would ultimately put the country first?  Hell I even thought that would be the case to be honest.  Now the GOP elected whores simply have a big time pimp.  Promising everything, and delivering nothing. Thank God Trump inheritied the healthiest and most robust economy of any incoming President in our lifetimes.  ... thanks Obama...;-(

I'm not the least bit surprised.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The bar is pretty low on who I would support in the Republican primary over Trump.

Weld, any Mormon, etc.

12 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all remember when Obama was a dictator because of his executive actions?

 

But Obama used it to be nice to mexican kids, and that's wrong. It's only cool to tell messicans to fuck off, as jesus would have done.

 

We are all going to Die - National Emergency Presser starting 

This tardy-ass mother fucker. He scheduled the speech for 9 and didn't start till 9:40. What a dickhead.

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

This tardy-ass mother fucker. He scheduled the speech for 9 and didn't start till 9:40. What a dickhead.

Good thing. Thanks for the reminder. 

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

This tardy-ass mother fucker. He scheduled the speech for 9 and didn't start till 9:40. What a dickhead.

Mentally ill is the perferred nomenclature, dude.

One of your promises was that Mexico would pay for the wall, Mr. President. 

Trump just said that the claim that drugs come in through entry points is just a lie.

Trump Live

Lies, lies, lies, and more lies. Fuck everyone who brought this scourge upon the earth. Holy fucking shit. It's mind boggling. 

Walls are 99.9% effective, huh? El Chapo disagrees lmao. What a fucking trainwreck right off the blocks

Somebody get this motherfucker a teleprompter. He's about to start recapping his favorite Seinfeld episodes if this keeps going.  

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Phil Hartman would have made a great Bill Weld, but then again Phil Hartman made a great anybody.

You're a goddamned fool if you believe a single word Donald Trump says. 

"National emerschenzy."

What the actual fuck? He had people bring fucking 8x10's of their loved ones to his fucking speech? What a goddamn animal

Trump wants to use the death penalty on drug dealers. 

I've never heard him sniff so hard when not reading from the prompter. 

Holy shit, quoting Xi, calling for death penalty in drug trade. 

This would be astonishing in any other administration. Trump has bottomed out the standard for an American president. Coherence? Who needs it? Direct relationship with reality? Fuck that.

Now it's death penalty for drug dealers. We can clean up drugs fast and easy the China way!

Ah, hell, what's the point of quoting this? Sigh.

4 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Somebody get this motherfucker a teleprompter. He's about to start recapping his favorite Seinfeld episodes if this keeps going.  

And then Frank says "it was a one in a million shot, doc"

Illegal immigration is a problem now because Trump created a great economy for America. 

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This would be astonishing in any other administration. Trump has bottomed out the standard for an American president. Coherence? Who needs it? Direct relationship with reality? Fuck that.

Now it's death penalty for drug dealers. We can clean up drugs fast and easy the China way!

Ah, hell, what's the point of quoting this? Sigh.

I saw an article the other day that essentially said Trump's superpower is his complete shamelessness.  He has no conscience.  I truly think he's a psychopath. 

Just now, retread said:

 

Can I get 50,000? 50,000? Going once. Going twice. SOLD! to the orange man with the long tie. Covfefe. 

Death penalty for drug dealers. We're getting concentrated levels of dumb with this one . 

Just like to say angel moms and dads being exploited like this is sick. 

These parents just want their kids to be remembered; politicians taking advantage of that vulnerability is scumbag shit. 

Yes, I know the democrats do it too and it's wrong as well.  

Our real country, the people who really love this country...

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Holy fuck this guy.

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The lowest common denominator is digging this while eating her chicken noodle soup.

 

I fucking hate this lying asshole.

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