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19 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I buy 243. Remember, fat is lighter than muscle, of which he has... Not much. It takes a lot of body fat to get up to that kind of number.

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Before I lost weight, I was near 260 and didn't look half as fat as dotard.  For reference I'm 6' 1".  I bet he's at least 280 if not pushing 300.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Stupid, stupider, stupidest.

What's the problem?

That was vague on my end, I found the implication that it was just the absolute dumbest portion of his base that he was attempting to scam funny because, 1.) He is scamming them all, and 2.) There isn't a lot of intellectual variation among Trumpkins.

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Our next president 

Why the long face?

20 minutes ago, F250 said:

Ted Cruz has figured out an alternative solution. This an idea that a pothead would dream up.

 

Ted Cruz:  Don't forget about me.  Hey!!!  Look at me.  Wheeee!!!  El Chapo pays for it.  Guys!  Hey Guys!!!  El Chapo.  How 'bout that, huh?  Guys!!!  I grew a beard LOL!

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Before I lost weight, I was near 260 and didn't look half as fat as dotard.  For reference I'm 6' 1".  I bet he's at least 280 if not pushing 300.

243, 342... they're practically the same thing.

24 minutes ago, Cajun said:

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Ugh, rules are rules.

1, 2, 4, 3

8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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Holy shit.   He’s inviting Nancy and Co. to run a train on him.  

 

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Which ended up paying for more officers and overtime.

No physical barriers. Also yes - he's going to hire the best aggys.  The wall will fall in 3 months.  And hopefully crush some fat border patrol wannabe jackboots.

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What if aggy helps build Wall in the desert, and there’s a sandstorm?

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Wait.  How does a governor declare a National Emergency?

Just now, DixonHur said:

Wait.  How does a governor declare a National Emergency?

Narrator: They can't

I may be mistaken, but I believe Ted Cruz is the "sweet pussy" previously referred to by chooky.

The next president who vapes and has a man bun:  I vape.  I have a man bun.  It's an emergency that I do it because of the crisis.

Reporter:  How is it a crisis?  Why do you vape?  Why do you have a man bun?

President who vapes and has man bun:  I got elected for vaping and having a man bun.  People would be disappointed if I didn't do these things.  It's critical that I do it because of the crisis.

Reporter:  What?

President who vapes and has man bun:  I don't have to do this.  

And lulz that Trump told a guy "Sit down.  Sit!  SIT DOWN!" and that guy just smirked and lulz that none of that even cracked the top ten of a 9 minute, fiery car crash, projectile spray of diarrhea, disgrace of an appearance.

August 2017 - Wall not an emergency
September 2017 - Wall not an emergency
October 2017 - Wall not an emergency
November 2017 - Wall not an emergency
December 2017 - Wall not an emergency
January 2018 - Wall not an emergency
February 2018 - Wall not an emergency
March 2018 - Wall not an emergency
April 2018 - Wall not an emergency
May 2018 - Wall not an emergency
June 2018 - Wall not an emergency
July 2018 - Wall not an emergency
August 2018 - Wall not an emergency
September 2018 - Wall not an emergency
October 2018 - Wall not an emergency
November 2018 - Wall not an emergency
November 2018 - Democratic majority elected in House
February 2019 - EMERGENCY!!!1!!1!

44 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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Where does she get such wonderful toys? 

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32 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Holy shit.   He’s inviting Nancy and Co. to run a train on him.  

 

Wonder why Mitt makes such an appearance.  Anyhow, the President of the United States is declaring an emergency to build a wall to own the libs.  Super Troll.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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There was a time I would have laughed this off as ridiculous...

47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Holy shit.   He’s inviting Nancy and Co. to run a train on him.  

 

What are the odds they got copyright clearance for that music?

Can we just take a minute to soak up all the ridiculous dumb shit Trump has done, said, got caught saying,  implied, tweeted etc... since he announced he was running.  Now imagine had Obama, Hilary had she been elected, George W., any other POTUS acted this way.  I would hope there would have been outrage for either party.  Instead we have a neutered checks and balance system. 

How in the fuck are so many people willing to accept this orange human dumpster fire as capable of holding the office of President and all the responsibility that comes with it?

Small price to MAGA, brah. 

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5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

How in the fuck are so many people willing to accept this orange human dumpster fire as capable of holding the office of President and all the responsibility that comes with it?

R.  

It's magical.

Can we just take a minute to soak up all the ridiculous dumb shit Trump has done, said, got caught saying,  implied, tweeted etc... since he announced he was running.  Now imagine had Obama, Hilary had she been elected, George W., any other POTUS acted this way.  I would hope there would have been outrage for either party.  Instead we have a neutered checks and balance system. 
How in the fuck are so many people willing to accept this orange human dumpster fire as capable of holding the office of President and all the responsibility that comes with it?

To see all the librul tears is worth it - pet trumpkins
13 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Can we just take a minute to soak up all the ridiculous dumb shit Trump has done, said, got caught saying,  implied, tweeted etc... since he announced he was running.  Now imagine had Obama, Hilary had she been elected, George W., any other POTUS acted this way.  I would hope there would have been outrage for either party.  Instead we have a neutered checks and balance system. 

How in the fuck are so many people willing to accept this orange human dumpster fire as capable of holding the office of President and all the responsibility that comes with it?

This is why Mitch McConnell will be eviscerated in the history books.

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

This is why Mitch McConnell will be eviscerated in the history books.

The Republican voters of Kentucky can also go fuck themselves.  

23 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Can we just take a minute to soak up all the ridiculous dumb shit Trump has done, said, got caught saying,  implied, tweeted etc... since he announced he was running.  Now imagine had Obama, Hilary had she been elected, George W., any other POTUS acted this way.  I would hope there would have been outrage for either party.  Instead we have a neutered checks and balance system. 

How in the fuck are so many people willing to accept this orange human dumpster fire as capable of holding the office of President and all the responsibility that comes with it?

Public school education funds decreasing. Public school education funds going to administrivia and other bullshit instead of teachers.

Just now, Rimbo said:

Public school education funds decreasing. Public school education funds going to administrivia and other bullshit instead of teachers.

 The irony being that I’d be willing to wager that  people that send their kids to  private schools voted for trump at a higher rate than to public schools. 

31 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

How in the fuck are so many people willing to accept this orange human dumpster fire as capable of holding the office of President and all the responsibility that comes with it?

Republican politicians and voters are absolute garbage.

7 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 The irony being that I’d be willing to wager that  people that send their kids to  private schools voted for trump at a higher rate than to public schools. 

You mean elitist indoctrination facilities? 

Just kidding, but not really

I'm usually quietly embarrassed for Bash Riprock any time he posts on the politics board, but wondering out loud where he would find that FB pic.

 

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

You mean elitist indoctrination facilities? 

Just kidding, but not really

I doubt it. My son's private school isn't what you'd call a hotbed of conservatism. Granted, it's also based on some buddhist principles...

20 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I doubt it. My son's private school isn't what you'd call a hotbed of conservatism. Granted, it's also based on some buddhist principles...

I was making an unfair broad generalization but we shouldn’t pretend like the all white male rich Catholic high schools don’t have something to do with Trumpism. 

There are a ton of Kavanaughs walking around 

Perhaps if they were educated surrounded by a diverse group of people, we’d be better off as a society.

I credit much of my worldview from being educated all over the country with people from all walks of life and attending public school.

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2 hours ago, Cajun said:

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I don't care what anyone says.  Lewinski could get it back then.  Would (have)

My lasting memory of this will be Jim Acosta asking the president to share his facts, and being told "sit down, you're fake news". 

Don’t forget the “fake question”
2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Squidward is proof positive that Duke College is an out school for rich yankee kids that can't get into real Ivy League schools or Rice / Stanford.

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

President:  I’m declaring a national emergency to nullify all bets on the Warriors-Lakers game made at Caesar’s Palace on February 7th.  

Reporter:  How is this a national emergency?  Did a foreign power hack the casino?  Is it a foreign money laundering scheme?  We haven’t heard anything about this.

President:  I have many stats, many many stats that say this was wrong.  For example, Steph Curry usually shoots 48% from 3, but he was 1-8 in that game.  The Warriors were only 5 point favorites but my guy, the one that knows the cyber and all that, said the models show they should win by 12 and you’d have to be crazy to bet against them.  There is no way they should have lost, unless George Soros was involved.

Reporter: Are you insinuating you are doing this because you personally lost a bet?

President:  You are fake news!  Sit down.  Look, I don’t have to do this.  I have billions and billions of dollars.  I can pay my debts. But I don’t want to.   It may get challenged in the courts, but my money will be in the Cayman Islands by then so bring it.

Reporter:  What about the Constitution ...

President:  Fuck, give me a break here.  Ok ok, how about this - Ted Cruz says we will make El Chapo pay the casino.  There.  Everyone happy?  We good now?

@longhornmatt  wins the surlybevos for today.  Well done, lad.  Well done.

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Republican voters of Kentucky can also go fuck themselves.  

And they doubled down with a guy named Rand.  Fucking Rand people.

As stated before, they should have their statehood revoked for electing these pieces of shit.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Republican voters of Kentucky can also go fuck themselves.  

Instead of their cousins? Kinky...

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