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7 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Is that supposed to be high class? The furniture, carpet, and bar look like cheap and old pieces of shit. 

probably picked it up when they redid willow fork in katy.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Merkel’s face sitting across from purse designer instead of actual career diplomatic envoy. 

This is how we know we’re a banana republic. 

The President has bigger things to worry about. Like the 12th hole and whether to get a third omelette and if he packed his bronzer. Chill the fuck out, Shanahan!

5 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Well evidently you’re a graduate of Devine HS, so I’m gonna call that a push vs GED. 

Don’t be such a simpleton. This guy’s work is devoted to the border and cartels and is respected by people who are not all right wing.

If you don’t wanna listen because you’ve made up your mind or whatever that’s fine, but he has credibility with reporters/columnists that people here support. 

Fake news. No credibility

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32 minutes ago, retread said:

 

As much as I hate Trump, I'll be even more excited to see this fucking piece of trash exit the stage.  What a buffoon.  Suck some dick and loosen up, Nancy.  

How the fuck did Trump end up with this piece of human cardboard as Vice President?

 

Oh yeah, Paul Manafort.

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How the fuck did Trump end up with this piece of human cardboard as Vice President? 

Had to get someone from Indiana to help him carry the evangelicals in the Midwest. 

Indiana. Where gravy is both a condiment and a blood type. 

12 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Had to get someone from Indiana to help him carry the evangelicals in the Midwest. 

Indiana. Where gravy is both a condiment and a blood type. 

If they had it to do over they would join the Confederacy. 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Merkel’s face sitting across from purse designer instead of actual career diplomatic envoy. 

This is how we know we’re a banana republic. 

 

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

BUILDING THE OMELETTE!

Now that's a project I can get behind. 

As much as I hate Trump, I'll be even more excited to see this fucking piece of trash exit the stage.  What a buffoon.  Suck some dick and loosen up, Nancy.  


We need to come up with a new name to sexistly insult men besides Nancy.

Speaker Pelosi has forever enshrined the Nancy as a tough badass bitch name.

Pence wouldn’t be lucky enough to carry off that tough a name.

I think Mikey is plenty pussy enough.

 

53 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How the fuck did Trump end up with this piece of human cardboard as Vice President?

 

Oh yeah, Paul Manafort.

Evangelicals 

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

BUILDING THE OMELETTE!

Probably smothered in ketchup 

30 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 


We need to come up with a new name to sexistly insult men besides Nancy.

Speaker Pelosi has forever enshrined the Nancy as a tough badass bitch name.

Pence wouldn’t be lucky enough to carry off that tough a name.

I think Mikey is plenty pussy enough.

 

Damn it.  Good point.  

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Caddyshack III: National Emergency

God dammit.

37 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Heather wouldn’t have made it through Senate confirmation.  

Ivanka and Jared are out for the same reason.

Maybe Tiffany can do it.

58 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

 

Mein Gott in Himmel! Das war fantastisch.

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Old, white, and scared. Every last one of them.

Pathetic.

Granbury is where old, white North Texans go to die.

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Where are those Obamacare death panels I was promised?
 

"Beeld thayat wull.  Beeld thayat wull."

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

And we’re supposed to believe THAT is 243 pounds???

OKAY

I did a little research.  It didn't take long.

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Yeah either the height is off or the weight is off. 243 is somewhat believable at 6'1". 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Yeah either the height is off or the weight is off.

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They’re both bullshit. I’d guess 6’1” and 265. 

I am 6'2 3/4", 235 and he has me by 20 lbs.easy.

No fucking way. I am 6'4" and a 250. Fat as shit but don't look like that

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Merkel’s face sitting across from purse designer instead of actual career diplomatic envoy. 
This is how we know we’re a banana republic. 

Her designing a purse would be an accomplishment. She isn’t that accomplished even.
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is great.

 

He put a bunch of pauses in his speech expecting claps. Didn’t happen. Weird. 



We need to come up with a new name to sexistly insult men besides Nancy.

Speaker Pelosi has forever enshrined the Nancy as a tough badass bitch name.

Pence wouldn’t be lucky enough to carry off that tough a name.

I think Mikey is plenty pussy enough.

Mikey was a kid who wasn’t afraid to try anything. His gay rabbit is tougher than he is.
36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I did a little research.  It didn't take long.

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Plus he could do better with the clothes he’s wearing. It makes him look even fatter.

9 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Plus he could do better with the clothes he’s wearing. It makes him look even fatter.

It's difficult to find a tailor that specializes in orca tarps outside of San Diego. 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

We need to come up with a new name to sexistly insult men besides Nancy.

Speaker Pelosi has forever enshrined the Nancy as a tough badass bitch name.

Pence wouldn’t be lucky enough to carry off that tough a name.

I think Mikey is plenty pussy enough.

 

I doubt Mikey eats pussy, but then again

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Let’s be real.  He’s about six feet and probably around 280.  He’s super fucking fat.  

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Well she can still be POTUS, apparently.

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Even the lowest level staffers in DC have the “above or below board” convo when discussing housecleaners/nannies early on  in relationships. This requires epic levels of incompetence.

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is great.

 

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Mikey was a kid who wasn’t afraid to try anything. His gay rabbit is tougher than he is.

I will give Mikey that Marlon Bundo is, as John Oliver put it, an objectively good name for a rabbit.

He put a bunch of pauses in his speech expecting claps. Didn’t happen. Weird. 

Well, when your ideas are those of moronic simpletons, they tend to not play well in a room full of folks with greater than 8th grade educations, so...yeah.
 

I was told by all of the GOP fanboys that the deficit matters. Indeed, it’s the greatest threat we face. It’s THE important issue of our time.
Are you telling me that they were full of shit, and such issues are all a facade, to cover for what’s really important to them: blaming all of our problems on short Guatemalans? Damn. They suckered me again!
This is great.
 
They've alienated us from the democratic world.
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