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He found "free" fireworks for his celebration of Trump 4th of July celebration:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/24/us/politics/trump-parade-july-4.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

 

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The president, who is also fond of hosting rallies for his supporters, added that the celebration would include a “major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!”

 

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Mr. Trump has long said he wanted to stage a display of American military might, musing about a parade on Pennsylvania Avenue or a Veterans Day extravaganza. He got the idea after watching a Bastille Day parade on the Champs-Élysées in 2017, but was stymied last yearby spiraling costs that rendered his vision too expensive.

It was unclear whether the Independence Day celebration he announced on Sunday would include any type of parade, or a display of tanks, fighter planes and troops.

 

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On social media, critics questioned how the event would differ from Mr. Trump’s campaign rallies and accused him of taking credit for an Independence Day celebration that happens on the National Mall every year.

“It is a shame that Donald Trump has decided to hijack the already-planned, non-political Capitol Fourth, to honor himself with a rally,” VoteVets, a progressive veterans group, said on Twitter. “If it involves the military parading to boost his ego, we will do everything we can to stop it.”

 

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He enlisted David Bernhardt, the acting secretary of the interior, whose department oversees the National Park Service, to help plan it. “David, you’re taking care of that, and we’ll see how it works out with schedules and everything else,” Mr. Trump said at the meeting.

On Sunday, Mr. Trump indicated that the event would take place, but few details were available. In a statement on Sunday, the Interior Department said the National Park Service was “working diligently to provide the president with a plan for Salute to America,” adding, “At this time, everything is pre-decisional.”

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During his meeting at the White House, Mr. Trump said he had already found some savings: “free” fireworks. The event would coincide with the annual fireworks put on by the National Park Service, which paid $270,000 for an 18-minute show last year.

 

 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

That’s not particularly novel. What makes it so dangerous is that he combines it with total ignorance. He knows absolute nothing about anything, and has zero desire to educate himself on any matter. Books? Borrrinnggg. Intelligence briefings? More pictures, less words. How the US government works? Hardly important for a President. 

When you refuse to be wrong about anything while simultaneously refusing any attempt to understand what is right, well, you come across like a fucking retard who Johnny Sack thinks is great.

It's incredible. He has access to hundreds/thousands of experts in just about any field you could name. He has the best intelligence provided to him. He has people whose sole job is to make sure he is prepared for whatever his next meeting is.

All that, and he comes off as an uninformed jackass every time. Bravo.

9 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I woke up to this, and yes!  Perfectly put.

And then I had a song show up in my mind:

Children are innocent
Teenagers are fucked up in the head
Adults are even more fucked up
And elderlies are like children

Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
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My friend says we're like the dinosaurs
Only we are doing ourselves in
Much faster than they
Ever did
We'll make great pets!
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Some 20 years ago,  my six yr. old would sing along on way to school. /csb

 

5 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

WTF 9.95?!

"I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."
 

------- Trump on  Jeffrey Epstein

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13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

"I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."
 

------- Trump on  Jeffrey Epstein

Those are the words of the President of the United States of America about a known pederast.  In any other administration this would be the biggest scandal to hit them over 4/8 years.

Doesn't even raise eye brows with this swamp thing motherfucker.  Somebody end this god damn sim. 

Would be more surprising if Trump turned out not to be into sex with minors. 

9 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Can someone please explain to me why we would want North Korea’s economy to be a “powerhouse”?

So DOTARD can get a hotel and trademarks for Ivanka.

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Those are the words of the President of the United States of America about a known pederast.  In any other administration this would be the biggest scandal to hit them over 4/8 years.

Doesn't even raise eye brows with this swamp thing motherfucker.  Somebody end this god damn sim. 

If he gets re-elected I'm rooting for meteor.  End this bullshit.  We won't deserve to live.

Those are the words of the President of the United States of America about a known pederast.  In any other administration this would be the biggest scandal to hit them over 4/8 years.
Doesn't even raise eye brows with this swamp thing motherfucker.  Somebody end this god damn sim. 


The scene in Godfather II where Fredo reveals he parties with Johnny Ola. Thats Trump almost every week.
2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Would be more surprising if Trump turned out not to be into sex with minors. 

Well, so far his policies have fucked all the miners in West Virginia 

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Well, so far his policies have fucked all the miners in West Virginia 

His epa appointment will fuck the Minors as well.

Let's support someone who quotes fascist dictators. 

28 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Let's support someone who quotes fascist dictators. 

Source aside, I have absolutely no clue what message Cornyn was attempting to get across there.

Source aside, I have absolutely no clue what message Cornyn was attempting to get across there.
You got burned...


On 2/23/2019 at 10:07 PM, retread said:

He's such an idoit.

 

As I reflect on the irony of this...  he's correcting his negotiator that we need bona fide agreement not MOUs that form the basis for those subsequent agreements.  And later this week he will likely declare N. Korea will denuclearize and join the global economy despite having obtained neither of the aforementioned documents. 

On 2/23/2019 at 10:07 PM, retread said:

He's such an idoit.

 

What a fucking moron.

9 minutes ago, woohorn said:

You got burned...
 

 

But it doesn't make sense to quote Mussolini. Mussolini rejected socialism, banned their political parties and killed them. The nationalism that he espoused is actually pretty fucking close to Trumpism and not DS politics.

 

7 minutes ago, F250 said:

But it doesn't make sense to quote Mussolini. Mussolini rejected socialism, banned their political parties and killed them. The nationalism that he espoused is actually pretty fucking close to Trumpism and not DS politics.

 

You're overestimating the intelligence of our senator in the twitter sphere.

Just now, Brandywine said:

Cornyn’s an idiot too. 

From a state with idiots in Government, I must admit that I am impressed with the idiots that Texas elects.

Cornyn looks good next to Cruz but he’s a fucking idiot.

Cornyn has the intellectual capacity and personality of a kitchen sponge. Not your ordinary kitchen sponge, mind you. But an old moldy one that's never fully dried out.

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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Because it would look like a softball in his tiny hands? 

38 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Because he’s super fucking fat and can’t throw a ball more than 10 feet.  And also,  probably throws like a girl.  

This needs to become a twitter taunt.  Shame that fat fuck into getting on a pitcher's mound so he can make a fool of himself.....yet again. 

Picked up Arrested Decelopment Season 2 for 2 bucks this weekend. 

Question: was the Will Arnett character intentionally based on Donald Trump? 

Uncanny either way.

51 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This needs to become a twitter taunt.  Shame that fat fuck into getting on a pitcher's mound so he can make a fool of himself.....yet again. 

He'd never throw from the mound. He might toss the ball from the first row to a player standing on the field below him 5 ft away, but he'd still throw like a girl and be off target.

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Why read your daily intelligence briefing when you can brush up on what the Hollywood people said about you at the Oscars. 

18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Our President is busy this morning:

 

 

National emergency.

 

33 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Why read your daily intelligence briefing when you can brush up on what the Hollywood people said about you at the Oscars. 

That's why they have to insert mentions of his name in the intelligence briefings. If it's not about him, he's not interested. 

33 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

National emergency.

 

He didn't capitalize fragile. Not sure if serious.

He'd never throw from the mound. He might toss the ball from the first row to a player standing on the field below him 5 ft away, but he'd still throw like a girl and be off target.


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It's because he knows he would receive a healthy amount of boos. He only goes to 100% friendly environments. 

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Our President is busy this morning:

 

 

This guy throwing shade at somebody on their reading is the irony of irony.  This dumb bastard has the reading skills of a 4th grader in a slow school.

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Trump rips Harry Reid for 'failed career' after ex-Dem leader slams him in interview

.....Reid opted not to seek reelection in 2016 after 30 years in the Senate.

Reid, 79, was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year. He told CNN he is in remission thanks to early detection and intense chemotherapy.

In an interview published Monday morning, Reid was asked whether he has anything positive to say about Trump.

"I just have trouble accepting him as a person, so, frankly, I don't see anything he's doing right," Reid said.

He added that he respects former President George W. Bush (R) despite their political differences and that the 43rd president "would be Babe Ruth in this league that he's in with Donald Trump in the league."

Reid, who served in the Senate from 1987 to 2017, has previously called Trump "amoral” and "without question the worst president we've ever had."

 

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/431381-trump-hits-harry-reid-over-failed-career-following-new-interview-with

Was it Reid who enabled Trump to get two Supreme Court appointees with a possible 3rd one coming?

TIL that a 76 (at the time) year old man retiring = getting thrown out of the Senate.

A few more could do with getting thrown out who are older than that - Turtle, Bernie, Lamar Alexander, Leahy, Inhofe, Shelby, Grassley and DiFi.

Fucking get thrown out! 

I'm surprised some of them haven't ambled away and never come back due to dementia.

7 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I'm surprised some of them haven't ambled away and never come back due to dementia.

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5 hours ago, RPM said:

Cornyn has the intellectual capacity and personality of a kitchen sponge. Not your ordinary kitchen sponge, mind you. But an old moldy one that's never fully dried out.

I've been near the man once in my life, seated at the next table at Castle Hill in Austin.  He was a total dick to the wait staff.  That told me all I needed to know about him.

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