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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Not at all what he said. 

 

If only someone had recorded his comments so we could compare them.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Not at all what he said. 

 

 

Awesome, we lost Mattis and the Kurds over this man's gross incompetence. 

So much winning for Putin. 

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

It's like how the Pray the Gay Away crowd all turn out to be gay.

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6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

It's like how the Pray the Gay Away crowd all turn out to be gay.

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i remember ages ago being counseled to be careful around the guy who complains too much about the gays.

4 hours ago, Bookman said:

Yes Republicans are going to blame Democrats for the shutdown, 100%. It doesn't matter that Trump took the blame for the shutdown.

They already are.  It's Chuck Schumer's fault.  Standard talking point, came out in the newsletter days ago.

41 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Not at all what he said. 

 

Why are we continuing to fight a terrorist group that we already defeated?  Seems counterproductive, but hell, I'm not Commander in Chief.  I'll defer.

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why are we continuing to fight a terrorist group that we already defeated? 

Because the GOP won't be defeated until the next election.

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

"Many have become crazed lunatics who have given up on the TRUTH!..."

I couldn't agree with his last sentence more!

41 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

They already are.  It's Chuck Schumer's fault.  Standard talking point, came out in the newsletter days ago.

And it will work.   Anyone who voted R in 2018 can be counted on to accept this frivolous argument.  

55 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why are we continuing to fight a terrorist group that we already defeated?  Seems counterproductive, but hell, I'm not Commander in Chief.  I'll defer.

Because Lockheed, General Dynamics, and Boeing have told him he's mistaken...we have not defeated Isis, and here is your invoice for another 10,000 JDAMs.

No doubt he will be at his Dotard best. Should be entertaining. 

He’ll meet with only the people they can find that will confirm what he already believes in his mushy brain.

 

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

No doubt he will be at his Dotard best. Should be entertaining. 

 

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I would love for a group of S Texas ranchers to put together an adjacent presser to repudiate every stupid claim he makes. 

It’s a shame it will no doubt be him reading a script rather than nonsensical ranting about whatever rolls into his brain. 

I'm sure he'll reads from a script in his drugged, I'm reading from a script voice, while constantly sniffing.

Sounds like he’s going to declare a state of emergency and build the wall, is that correct? 

With all the hoards streaming across unfettered, will there be an area unpopulated enough to land AF1?

 

I mean...I've heard it's just a mass of people....

The networks shouldn’t even carry this shit. 

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2 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Sounds like he’s going to declare a state of emergency and build the wall, announce he's going to build a wall triggering a court battle, is that correct? 

 

No doubt he will be at his Dotard best. Should be entertaining. 


“Humanitarian crisis we mostly created”
8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Abuse of power to OWN the libz #MAGA

 

 

and here is the crux of it. that's all it is about for trump supporters. i know it has become a meme, but it's fucking true. these people do not support policies that are good for the countr. they support policies, regardless of personal morality, that are aimed at taking it to those evil liberals. 

it's like the uncanny valley, except with real people.

8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Sounds like he’s going to declare a state of emergency and build the wall, announce he's going to build a wall triggering a court battle, is that correct? 

Then, if he wins the court battle, he'll then use executive power to confiscate land from private landowners and put government property on it. 

The GOP is run by nihilists, they believe in nothing dude. 

8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

Gotcha, seems very similar to the travel ban. I would assume Trump ultimately wins, but it could take many months. 

I’d watch a version with fact-checking pop ups  that are in real time.

I hear that Hugo Boss is designing a special new outfit for him as well as ICE that he will be unveiling.

There isn't enough alcohol in the world for me to listen to dotard's voice (and sniffing) for more than a few seconds.  I'll need some running updates here.

They’re going to air him, who are they kidding?

They need to put him on delay.  Let him give the speech and then report it later, with fact checking.  

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

They should air him, but add an 80s-style sitcom laugh track and wacky sound effects.  

Stop giving him a platform to spread his bullshit. At some point it would be nice for the media to actually figure out how big of accomplices they are in all this.

2 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

They’re going to air him, who are they kidding?

They didn’t air Obama in ‘14 because they thought the speech would be overtly political. 

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What bullshit.  he'll call every network partisan no matter what they do.  They're supposed to be news, not presidential propaganda.  Fuck that noise.

56 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I would love for a group of S Texas ranchers to put together an adjacent presser to repudiate every stupid claim he makes. 

This would be bad ass and I would take off work and pay admission to see it.  

Totally agree. It’s just like these “negotiations.” Nothing he does is in good faith so fuck him. Don’t give him anything. 

Let Fox broadcast it live, then all other networks air a "recap" an hour later that documents every lie. 

 

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It's amazing that we think execs deserve hundreds of millions of dollars in pay and golden parachutes when they are too dumb to figure out the concept of a delay with commentary.

42 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The networks shouldn’t even carry this shit. 

This is my first thought.

16 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

They should air him, but add an 80s-style sitcom laugh track and wacky sound effects.  

I was thinking a re-creation of “pop up video” would work nicely.

22 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

They should air him, but add an 80s-style sitcom laugh track and wacky sound effects.  

Better yet, just have Univision and Telemundo pick it up, and the other networks re-broadcast their spanish version.

23 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

They should air him, but add an 80s-style sitcom laugh track and wacky sound effects.  

DP.  Like your mom.

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Just now, Amos Moses said:

I was thinking a re-creation of “pop up video” would work nicely.

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"Evil Knieval famously jumped the Snake River in 1975."

 

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"Steve Miller is also known as 'The Joker'"

 

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