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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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So we the voters are going to have an opportunity to elect someone to prison.

Wonderful.

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So we the voters are going to have an opportunity to elect someone to prison.

Wonderful.

If a Democrat can't beat Donald Trump in 2020, the party should dissolve.

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If a Democrat can't beat Donald Trump in 2020, the party should dissolve.

if there is daylight the first tuesday after the election, the party should dissolve.

Mueller should tell that "guideline" to get fucked.  Just blindside everyone and go scorched earth.

28 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So we the voters are going to have an opportunity to elect someone to prison.

Wonderful.

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Federal Deficit up 77% so far this budget year.

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WASHINGTON — The federal government recorded a budget surplus in January. But so far this budget year, the total deficit is 77 percent higher than the same period a year ago.

The higher deficit reflected greater spending in areas such as Social Security, defense and interest payments on the national debt. Meanwhile, the government collected lower taxes from individuals and corporations, reflecting the impact of the $1.5 trillion tax cut President Donald Trump pushed through Congress in 2017.

But wait, there's good news!

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Revenue, however, is up is in tariffs — border taxes collected on imports — which totaled $25 billion in the October-January period, up 91 percent from the same period a year ago. This reflects the higher tariffs the Trump administration has imposed on China and other nations in various trade disputes.

As Trump has reminded us many times, China is paying us more because of the tariffs, so that's a win!

Oh wait.

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The border taxes are not paid by the countries where the goods are being produced but rather by the U.S. companies importing the products into the United States. Those costs are generally passed on to American consumers.

Fiscal conservatives are up in arms...somewhere, I'm sure.

 

Holy shit, I never knew Ken Paxton had a bad eye.  Having a conversation with him would be like having a conversation with a 3-YO Marty Feldman.

8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Federal Deficit up 77% so far this budget year.

But wait, there's good news!

As Trump has reminded us many times, China is paying us more because of the tariffs, so that's a win!

Oh wait.

Fiscal conservatives are up in arms...somewhere, I'm sure.

 

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52 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If a Democrat can't beat Donald Trump in 2020, the party should dissolve.

Elect based on popular vote, as we should, and this isn't an issue. 

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Elect based on popular vote, as we should, and this isn't an issue. 

That would be great and I fully support amending the Constitution to eliminate the electoral college.

I also support legislation that would award a state's electoral votes based on who wins the popular vote.

Just now, David Dennison said:

I also support legislation that would award a state's electoral votes based on who wins the popular vote.

This is probably the best way to beat the electoral college. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is probably the best way to beat the electoral college. 

It wouldn't suck if we actually set the # Representatives based on 10-year census data, instead of sticking to 1911 numbers.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I've been saying this for a long time now. 

This is a direct parallel to how Rome fell and people need to pay attention to it. Trump is in the same spot Julius Caesar was in. He can't leave office willingly, or he'll be prosecuted immediately.

In Trump's case, even aside from Russia, it's a shitload of prosecutions. Trump can't step down, because as soon as he does, Trump Org assets will be seized through RICO and Trump will spend the rest of his life in jail. 

Our very own Orange Julius. 

 

 

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The Roman Republic had a similar law that serving consuls and proconsuls could not be prosecuted.  Julius Caesar was worried he would be prosecuted after his term as proconsul of Gaul and Illyricum was up if he wasn't re-elected as consul in Rome before that happened.  So he decided to start a Civil War instead just to be safe.

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So where is the line drawn? If Trump pulled out a gun and shot Chuck Schumer I’m pretty sure he’d be arrested and charged with murder.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

At least in Rome the Senators did their duty.

They let too many lieutenants get away. 

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The Roman Republic had a similar law that serving consuls and proconsuls could not be prosecuted.  Julius Caesar was worried he would be prosecuted after his term as proconsul of Gaul and Illyricum was up, so he decided to start a Civil War instead.

But we don’t even have that law. It’s just a procedural thing by the DOJ. There should be no reason that the piece of shit can’t be indicted. 

And Clinton lied because he cared about his family...

 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

And Clinton lied because he cared about his family...

 

God, my state is full of a bunch of morons. I'm embarrassed. 

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1 minute ago, Mango4 said:

God, my state is full of a bunch of morons. I'm embarrassed. 

It's okay, Mango4 only pawn in game of South Dakota.

Dammit.  I really try to not get worked up over these things, but I fail, often.

I just don't understand the right's ongoing refusal to criticize Trump for his horrible behavior.  I mean, I get their motivations, but the rank hypocrisy is jarring.

If Donald Trump loved his family that much he wouldn't have fucked a porn star while married to Melania, not to mention doing so while Melania was pregnant with his son Barron.  There is no gray area here.  If you truly "love your family" so deeply that you don't want them having to deal with public discussion about the fact that you fucked a porn star while married, then DON'T FUCK A PORN STAR WHILE MARRIED.

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It's because they have placed the Republican Party above everything else.  Nothing matters because Trump isn't a Democrat.  The only way to fix this is to not vote Republican again in our lifetime.

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Dammit.  I really try to not get worked up over these things, but I fail, often.

If Donald Trump loved his family so much he wouldn't have fucked a porn star while married to Melania, not to mention the fact that Melania was pregnant with his son Barron.  There is no gray area here.  If you truly "love your family" so much that you don't want them having to deal with public discussion about the fact that you fucked a porn star, then DON'T FUCK A PORN STAR WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED.

So I had a conversation w/ an old hs friend who is a full on Trumpster who has gone off the religious right deep end.  His answer?  I shit you not:  "That was before he'd been saved, if God forgives him I can.'  I followed this statement w/ a smartass "I've been away from the church for a few decades and didn't realize paying off porn stars now counted as penitence."

His response "We should change the subject and agree to disagree".  Fuck hypocritical Christians...which is damn near every one of them. 

 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So I had a conversation w/ an old hs friend who is a full on Trumpster who has gone off the religious right deep end.  His answer?  I shit you not:  "That was before he'd been saved, if God forgives him I can.'  I followed this statement w/ a smartass "I've been away from the church for a few decades and didn't realize paying off porn stars now counted as penitence."

His response "We should change the subject and agree to disagree".  Fuck hypocritical Christians...which is damn near every one of them. 

 

The problem there is that your friend is probably a man of true faith, and he's being fooled by power mongers masquerading as men of the church.

I say this as a Christian who is absolutely ashamed of what a large faction of Christianity has become.  I not only don't know how to save them, I don't even want to.

Good news!  You can now pre-order the Mueller Report on Amazon:  Only in Amurica

On 3/4/2019 at 3:10 PM, tjhooker said:

That's why this is all so stupid.  How do you know when that slimeball Cohen is telling the truth?

When he brings documents that back up his testimony?

When he's going to prison for three years for lying to Congress, and he knows that if he lies again, that three years will become nine or ten years?

When his testimony pretty much confirms stuff we all already knew anyway?

Donald Trump lies every fucking day.  Explain to me why I should believe anything he says.  Of course Cohen is slime ball.  Why else do you think Trump employed him as a fixer for over a decade?

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Probably a lot of JFK-level conspiracy leaps, but man, that's a lot of dead Russians and overdoses.  Creepy.

 

So I had a conversation w/ an old hs friend who is a full on Trumpster who has gone off the religious right deep end.  His answer?  I shit you not:  "That was before he'd been saved, if God forgives him I can.'  I followed this statement w/ a smartass "I've been away from the church for a few decades and didn't realize paying off porn stars now counted as penitence."
His response "We should change the subject and agree to disagree".  Fuck hypocritical Christians...which is damn near every one of them. 
 

Sounds similar to what I experienced last night. Super religious cousin couldn’t even bring himself to admit that Trump may not be a great guy. But full on blinding hatred for AOC, Obama, and Hillary.
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24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

And Clinton lied because he cared about his family...

 

For Trump so loved his Family, he gave a pornstar a rusty trombone while his wife bore his other begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall forever be remembered as a hypocritical sack of human shit.

@Johnny Sack 3:16

11 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Probably a lot of JFK-level conspiracy leaps, but man, that's a lot of dead Russians and overdoses.  Creepy.

 

The narrative that Trump isn’t a compromised Kremlin asset is more terrifying because it means he did all the treasonous/anti-American behavior completely of his own volition and he’s really crazy. 

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37 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

But we don’t even have that law. It’s just a procedural thing by the DOJ. There should be no reason that the piece of shit can’t be indicted. 

This

The really tiny criminals are the ones that scare me the most. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

So where is the line drawn? If Trump pulled out a gun and shot Chuck Schumer I’m pretty sure he’d be Chuck Schumer’s corpse would be arrested and charged with murder.

Fixed. 

39 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

For Trump so loved his Family, he gave a pornstar a rusty trombone while his wife bore his other begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall forever be remembered as a hypocritical sack of human shit.

@Johnny Sack 3:16

It's going to be awesome in a few years when Barron hits the speaking circuit to raise money for dad's commissary, then like a real Trump keeps all the money he raises for himself. 

 


And even if you vote against border security I will still gargle your balls after the vote.
5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

i'm surprised Hans von Spakovsky is an actual person and not a name trump just made up.  but i'm totally not surprised he looks like this:

 

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I could have sworn Hans von Spakovsky was a mid-80s WWF bad guy.  He didn't win a tag team title with Nikolai Volkoff?

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4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what the fuck is even going on anymore?

Making America Great, again....duh.

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