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And "Lying is bad only when I'm not the one doing it."

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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40 minutes ago, retread said:

^ 'Conservative' talk radio and Fox had a huge role in training people's minds. R voters are like trained dogs that perk up their ears when they hear Israel Germany, MS-13 SS, boot straps jack boots, trickle down Mein Kampf, etc.

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2 hours ago, retread said:

 

To be fair, this lady sold that particular location to the current owner in 2015 (?).  However, she did own a chain of Asian Day Spas. Make of that what your will. 

Before heading to Alabama today he told the press he felt bad for Manafort and about how hard all this has been for him. Yes, let's have no compassion for people fleeing persecution in their country and who are willing to work for below minimum wage, but let's feel bad for someone who stole $55,000,000.00.

56 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Pence is big into rockets. Mainly cause they remind him of penises, 

God dammit, I laughed.  Caught me off guard.

16 minutes ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

To be fair, this lady sold that particular location to the current owner in 2015 (?).  However, she did own a chain of Asian Day Spas. Make of that what your will. 

Did she own the one at the Trump property?

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3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Segments on NPR where they interview regular folks in Midwest about Trump drive me fucking crazy. “I don’t care about character, I care about my wallet.” 

More than likely, those people are hypocritical dipshits.

Wonder what they thought about Bill Clinton?

5 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

This guy?

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Beat me to it, was going to ask what the hell does Ernest know about the economy?

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More than Donald Trump, that's for sure.  And Ernest is dead.

3 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Segments on NPR where they interview regular folks in Midwest about Trump drive me fucking crazy. “I don’t care about character, I care about my wallet.” “ Trump actually does what he said he would do unlike other politicians”.
What exactly positive has he done besides not tank a strong economy?
We are fucked.

May wanna double back on that economy bit.  Guy is terrible.  At everything.  Fuck him and his cult straight to hell.  

12 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

This guy?

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I'd rather have Jim Varney's corpse as President. 

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I don't think I could write that poorly if I tried.

Kinda reminds me of when I log into surly drunk and pissed.

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

It's a combination of:

  • racist mouthbreathers wanting to clap back at society for putting BARRACK HUSSEIN OBUMMER (he was black, you know) in office
  • russian active measures
  • a concerted effort by conservatives to muddy the water on every issue to prevent actual discourse (both sides, amirite) and inhibit public release of information
  • a president who truly does not give a fuck aside from retaining and gaining as much power and wealth as possible

We're well and truly fucked. Thanks boomers.

i think its a combination of two things:

 

1. the Republican/Conservative 40+ year war on everything Democrat. Demonizing the left as pure evil.  and

2. a President who does not care about norms, has no shame, and does not care about anything other than himself.

both of these factors had to exist for trump to do what he has done. 

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

I'd rather have Jim Varney's corpse as President. 

It would be less embarrassing.

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

I'd rather have Jim Varney's corpse as President. 

I smell a movie.  Weekend at Varney’s.

Just now, Celery Man said:

These fucking idiots

 

King Donald version?

He's signing BIBLES?  What the fuck?

I'm sorry, but I was brought up in the church -- Presbyterian, though, which is typically the most rational and least susceptible denomination -- and there is NO FUCKING WAY we would have had a Dick Nixon Bible-signing party.

Good lord this country is full of suckers.

Of course he is. Find me some fucking lions already. 

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Well, they're not likely to have any other book.

He's supposed to bring the books and sell them to the suckers.  He can't even grift right.

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21 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

These fucking idiots

 

I wonder what the average BMI is in that room.

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I wonder what the average BMI is in that room.

Higher than the average number of teeth. 

He’s been very busy on the Twitters today.

My pastor signed my Bible. Granted, he gave the Bible to me as a gift and the signature was at the end of a note he wrote to me. 

Surprised the bibles didn't all spontaneously combust as soon as he touched them.   

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Off to ebay to search for a genuine Donald Trump signed bible.

If they aren't there today, odds are they will be by the end of the week.

 

 

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Off to ebay to search for a genuine Donald Trump signed bible.

If they aren't there today, odds are they will be by the end of the week.

 

 

Dude, go get a free Bible down at your corner church, buy a Sharpie, and start selling!

 

 

 

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25 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I wonder what the average BMI is in that room.

I'd guess about tree fiddy

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's supposed to bring the books and sell them to the suckers.  He can't even grift right.

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No, he needs to go with the Bible so he can soon claim to have written the best selling book of all time.  

What the actual fuck?

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude, go get a free Bible down at your corner church, buy a Sharpie, and start selling!

 

 

 

Another million dollar idea is the Trump Bible. Sort of like those stupid Patriot Bibles.

 

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54 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

These fucking idiots

 

Is that a live shot from hell?

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Trump's friend from the Super Bowl sure gets around:

 

 

 

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Trump's friend from the Super Bowl sure gets around:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It doesnt matter.  none of this matters.

 

eat arbys.

59 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I wonder what the average BMI is in that room.

Can you see Texas from your high horse, SimonBolivar?  

 

29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Mitch has yellow fever?

It is known. 

Look, it's DOTUS and a totally really real and not a fake double, Melania.

 

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His natural disaster outfit is hilarious. 

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

These fucking idiots

 

What the actual fuck.  

Christianity has jumped the shark.  Time to cancel the series and start again anew. 

Seriously, republican “Christians” should be thrown to the lions.

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27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Chick gets around. 

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Looks like she has some pull.

3 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Ernest Goes to Business School

First thought was "Ernest Goes to the Fed".

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Surprised the bibles didn't all spontaneously combust as soon as he touched them.   

Proof that religion is bullshit.

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