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12 minutes ago, RPM said:

Looks like she has some pull.

Proof for us expats that find the right woman abroad, never ever, ever bring them to the USA.  They will get fat, get an attitude and take you for half your shit at least.

No thanks, bitches.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok so that’s not her. Right?

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53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Chick gets around. 

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Right now Trump is convinced that there are guys named Mr. Twitter and Senor Taco Bueno.

43 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Ok so that’s not her. Right?

Wait, i thought we were all joking. Is this a real thing?

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She may just be so repulsed by making contact with him that her face is doing something new.

Sounds like something a foreign dictator would do. So it's plausible.

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:


She may just be so repulsed by making contact with him that her face is doing something new.

Looks like she's just not wearing any makeup.

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Looks like she's just not wearing any botox.

Looks

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Chick gets around. 

 

It's like a who's who of fucking shitheads. 

15 minutes ago, Red Five said:


She may just be so repulsed by making contact with him that her face is doing something new.

Like she cares. 

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

2 minutes ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

i love my obese, hideous, lying, criminal president

2 minutes ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

Well he doesn't have time to actually open it.

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Well he doesn't have time to actually open it.

Nor much experience, either.

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Well he doesn't have time to actually open it.

That would have burned his flesh.  Had to stick with the cover.

Who the fuck writes like that? Just put an X next time. 

24 minutes ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

Amazing gracelessness. 

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In the past year, Donald Trump's golf resort in Doral has lost a whopping $26 million in value. Hotel executives have blamed the president's politics: Liberal Northeasterners would rather vacation elsewhere, and organizers for NASCAR and PGA Tour events simply don't want the bad PR. 

But a few types of organizations still routinely host events at Trump National Doral Miami: Republican political campaigns, opportunistic trade groups, and, for whatever reason, police unions and associations.

 

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This past weekend, the LEO Foundation — an organization that fundraises for police officers in Miami-Dade County — held its annual awards ceremony at the Doral golf resort. Last month, the Hispanic Police Officers Association threw a Valentine's Day gala there. The Dade County Police Benevolent Association, the largest police union in the county, has also booked Trump National Doral for its annual awards gala in May.

 

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Since Trump began his campaign for president, a number of organizations have been called out for holding events at his properties. Critics say the setup gives the appearance of pay-for-play, and sometimes the arrangement seems pretty transparent. After the payday lending industry held its conference at Trump Doral last year, for example, the Trump administration rolled back Obama-era rules that restricted how payday loans are extended.

 

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Police associations gathering at other Trump venues in Florida have been criticized in the past. Washington Post reporter David Fahrenthold notes the president filmed a special video for the Palm Beach Police Foundation at a recent Mar-a-Lago gala, "providing a service only available to his own customers, who're paying him money in his private capacity."

 

Every fucking day this idiot ups the idiocy.  

And that’s not something easy to do even if you’re deliberately trying to be a complete buffoon. 

Trump has found his special purpose.

TIL there's something called the "Military Challenge Edition" bible.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's signing BIBLES?  What the fuck?

I'm sorry, but I was brought up in the church -- Presbyterian, though, which is typically the most rational and least susceptible denomination -- and there is NO FUCKING WAY we would have had a Dick Nixon Bible-signing party.

Good lord this country is full of suckers.

Johnny Sack just paid $500 for one off Ebay.  

Just now, Jack Straw said:

Johnny Sack just paid $500 for one off Ebay.  

Trump-signed Bibles are only worth 1/20th of a ratfuck?  Man, the market's really weak.

48 minutes ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

Test your medical diagnostic skills! :  dementia or pathologic narcissism ?

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Chick gets around. 

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Sarah's on a roll.

4 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

 

Sarah's on a roll.

I like that his alibi as to why he barely knows her is because she's a "low level sex trafficker"...

I guess he only associates with the HIGH level sex traffickers like Jeffrey Epstein.

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3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

These fucking idiots

 

idiocy aside, as a catholic that is pretty sacrilegious. all around disgusting and vile.

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I like that his alibi as to why he barely knows her is because she's a "low level sex trafficker"...

I guess he only associates with the HIGH level sex traffickers like Jeffrey Epstein.

And Melania's agent. 

This Yang lady puts Maria Butina to shame:

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idiocy aside, as a catholic that is pretty sacrilegious. all around disgusting and vile.

Also a Catholic, well part-time liberal catholic, and I agree. 1st Commandment no other gods and all that.

First, the Cooper tweet about low level sex trafficker is a joke right?

Second, did Bongino claim he didn't know Yang and then that photo comes to light?

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Oh Dear God, please don't let Dan Bongino get caught up in this mess.  My permaboner would leave me brain dead. 

Test your medical diagnostic skills! :  dementia or pathologic narcissism ?


Yes?
11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

First, the Cooper tweet about low level sex trafficker is a joke right?

Second, did Bongino claim he didn't know Yang and then that photo comes to light?

Someone posted the picture and Bongino immediately got defensive.

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Even if you agreed with whatever bullshit the right is pedaling these days, when you hear the president sputtering out sentence fragments and blatantly lying about the color of the sky every day, how do you possibly still support him as a person?  It's wild.  He's like a squawking cartoon.

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

TIL there's something called the "Military Challenge Edition" bible.

I was about to ask.

$1,880?  Musta been pretty shitty quality gemstones.  In other words, probably an accurate portrait.  "Coprolite" is a gemstone, right?


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9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I was about to ask.

Apparently it's an attempt to combine Christian theology with American militarism. I haven't researched it. I'm not even sure if it's an actual bible with all the books or if it's some kind of hybrid of bible verses and coursework. Giving them the benefit of the doubt I'm assuming it's both. 

But for real, is this a joke or real quote?

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