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"Sex trafficker" seems like too gentile a term for a meathead like Trump to use. He would've been more crude. Something more along the lines of "pimp."

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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I like this new trend where scumbags respond to accusations with immediate rage and threats. 

It makes it real easy to identify the guilty. 

2 hours ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

Wouldn't be surprised if he didn't claim he wrote it. The bible that is.

8 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

 

"We will have so much winning if I get elected that you may get bored with the winning. Believe me, I agree, you'll never get bored with winning. We never get bored. We are going to turn this country around. We are going to start winning big on trade. Militarily, we're going to build up our military. We're going to have such a strong military that nobody, nobody is going to mess with us. We're not going to have to use it."

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Because of Surly, I've come to learn Bongino is a Fox media personality of sorts, but I don't have cable so this question might come off as a bit naive.

Is that hairline something he's always sporting? I mean, it's bizarre and looks intentional and not some sort of Super Cuts fuck up.

10 hours ago, kevwun said:

Pot meet kettle needs to be replaced by Trump meet Cohen.

Just don't replace it with Pot calling kettle black.  Someone might get nuked. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Chick gets around. 

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Eric is literally the only god damn guy in any of these pics who has no fucking idea why she's so popular.  When you're known as the dumb one in the trump fam, shit is, uh... not good. 

China gives green light for Trump branded massage parlours, bars and concierge services

"8 MARCH 2017 • 12:49 PM

China has granted preliminary approval for 38 new Trump trademarks, paving the way for President Donald Trump and his family to develop a host of branded businesses from hotels to insurance to bodyguard and concierge services, public documents show.

Trump's lawyers in China applied for the marks in April 2016, as Trump railed against China at campaign rallies, accusing it of currency manipulation and stealing US jobs. Critics maintain that Trump's swelling portfolio of China trademarks raises serious conflict of interest questions.

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The trademarks are for businesses including branded spas, massage parlors, golf clubs, hotels, insurance, finance and real estate companies, retail shops, restaurants, bars, and private bodyguard and escort services."

 

 

When I was unwiring from a childhood of strict catholicism, I struggled for a long time that maybe I was wrong to doubt. Modern christians have made it clear I made the right choice. If the story is true it’s absolutely clear that the majority of today’s adherents are the heretics.

6 hours ago, Celery Man said:

These fucking idiots

 

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2 hours ago, achooloco said:

idiocy aside, as a catholic that is pretty sacrilegious. all around disgusting and vile.

Wait, this was at a Catholic church? Can't wait until the Pope gives his feedback.

Just now, RPM said:

Wait, this was at a Catholic church? Can't wait until the Pope gives his feedback.

You read good. 

52 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

 

<GOP>you have to learn to take the bad with the good (hate crimes)</GOP>

15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You read good. 

I was confused by alcohools post. Either way pretty uncouth.

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

My pastor signed my Bible. Granted, he gave the Bible to me as a gift and the signature was at the end of a note he wrote to me. 

One of  my friends gave me a bible and wrote something in it for me. 

About 4 years prior, he gave me a copy of Jenna Jameson's Live Your Life Like a Porn Star and wrote in that as well.  Now that I think about it, that was a little odd.....

3 hours ago, achooloco said:

idiocy aside, as a catholic that is pretty sacrilegious. all around disgusting and vile.

This.  This idiot has no low side....only thing worse than him, are those too stupid to see what he's doing.

Religion has always been the single biggest downfall of humanity.

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That. Was. Awesome.

Shocking that the official had no clue as to the magnitude of the seismic air gun tests.

Religion has always been the single biggest downfall of humanity.


So you miss the Bronze age?
2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Things didn't end well for Caesar.

Or Jesus, for that matter.

What do they teach at Liberty University?

6 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Is it Easter yet...

 
I hate the fact that I'm constantly having to figure out if this administration's appointments are willfully ignorant or incompetently ignorant.
When I was unwiring from a childhood of strict catholicism, I struggled for a long time that maybe I was wrong to doubt. Modern christians have made it clear I made the right choice. If the story is true it’s absolutely clear that the majority of today’s adherents are the heretics.
Damn, it's like i wrote that.

Get out of my head!
3 hours ago, retread said:

Shocking that the official had no clue as to the magnitude of the seismic air gun tests.

Well they're just fish.

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Funny how they never bring up that "Render unto Caesar" quote when it comes to the rich paying their taxes. They conveniently forget that Jesus was a friend of the tax collector. 

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They conveniently forget that Jesus was a friend of the tax collector. 

That was Jew Jesus not American Jesus.

Need to add a Confederate flag and a QAnon pin for accuracy.

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2 hours ago, RPM said:

That was Jew Jesus not American Jesus.

Supply Side Jesus 

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not blonde enough.  

He also needs a beer gut, goatee and tats 

24 minutes ago, Mapache said:

He also needs a beer gut, goatee and tats 

Don't forget the swastika.   Nazi 'Murican Jesus is best Jesus

25 minutes ago, Mapache said:

He also needs a beer gut, goatee and tats 

Jesus, son of Joseph Six-pack. 

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13 hours ago, sachick said:

Doesn't even know how to sign books.

 

 

That's not English.   That's a 7-year-old drawing tall grass.  It may be completely petty compared to the 2 million things you can actually complain about with this president, but it bothers me that the president of the United States doesn't know how to write in cursive.  

Things didn't end well for Caesar.
Or Jesus, for that matter.
What do they teach at Liberty University?


Apparently, separation of church and state. A monumental change in philosophy for the Conservative Christian movement.

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