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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Fuck these guys.  I hope if we get a real admin back in control that the EPA regulates the ever living fuck out of everything. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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6 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

 

 

[MAGA-FOX-HANNITY-LIMBAUGH-GOP-GRAHAM-IMSUREIMFORGETTINGSOMEONE]Meh, so what.[/MAGA-FOX-HANNITY-LIMBAUGH-GOP-GRAHAM-IMSUREIMFORGETTINGSOMEONE]

 

 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

[MAGA-FOX-HANNITY-LIMBAUGH-GOP-GRAHAM-IMSUREIMFORGETTINGSOMEONE]Meh, so what.[/MAGA-FOX-HANNITY-LIMBAUGH-GOP-GRAHAM-IMSUREIMFORGETTINGSOMEONE]

 

 

Whudabout the Clinton Foundation???!!!11!

17 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I thought this was a fascinating read. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle of both accounts, but I can absolutely see a town in Texas finding a way to keep Filter from playing due to a FB video where they bashed Trump.

https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/rock/8501743/filter-richard-patrick-interview-el-paso-texas-concert-canceled-anti-trump-post-speaking-rock

Thanks for posting. I honestly couldn't remember what Filter did and had to read their wikipedia article. I'd buy filter's version of events. And this quote is dead on:

 “This country is so polarized. This isn’t the America that my family fought for. This is some guy trying to make a quick buck while he’s in the White House for a couple of years. Carl Bernstein said: 'It’s not the first time that half of America has hated a president, but it’s the first president that’s hated half of America.' 

 

13 hours ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Stuff like this just makes me depressed. It’s persuasive and incontrovertible.  And yet it will have ZERO effect on 40% of the country, who have been given license to revel in stupidity and ignorance and to indulge their inner asshole.  

Trumpism is nothing more than hedonism for stupid assholes.

Same with Nielsen not knowing how many immigrant children are in govt custody. She undoubtedly knows, but maybe the number is too big to admit.

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When asked Wednesday how many children are detained at the southern U.S. border, Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen said she didn’t have the number handy. When asked how many “special-interest aliens” are detained at the northern border vs. the southern border, she said she had to check and would follow up.

Nielsen apparently wasn’t prepared for these exchanges, but she was ready for semantic debates.

Near the start of Wednesday’s hearing of the House Homeland Security Committee, Nielsen repeated her past assurances that the separation of families at the border wasn’t, in fact, a policy. “It’s not a policy; it’s the law,” she said.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/06/sir-theyre-not-cages-kirstjen-nielsen-walks-very-fine-line-family-separations/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.fe9b719ae588

13 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

If this stupid motherfucker doesn’t understand the Christians ARE the Romans, there is nothing that will get through his thick skull.  What a motherfucking idiot. 

Hey shithead, Jesus was a poor brown guy.  He was in a caravan of sorts.  The Romans could not possibly have been more like today’s Republicans.  Wake the fuck up.  

“Render unto Caesar” is likely the most abused snippet of scripture in modern times. It is used for the proposition that “whatever the government does, you need to go along with it quietly.”

By their logic, “render unto Caesar” means that Germans should have happily gone along with the government treatment of Jews: after all, it was the law. It’s the dumbest fucking logic, and the laziest, most wrongheaded prooftexting imaginable....so of course Falwell and the Trumpists do it.

When the history books are written in a few decades, Trump will surely be a villain. But “Christian leaders” like Falwell and Jeffers will go down as pure evil.

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

If this stupid motherfucker doesn’t understand the Christians ARE the Romans, there is nothing that will get through his thick skull.  What a motherfucking idiot. 

Hey shithead, Jesus was a poor brown guy.  He was in a caravan of sorts.  The Romans could not possibly have been more like today’s Republicans.  Wake the fuck up.  

 

Revisionist history is an art perfected by the modern day GOP

 

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Revisionist history is an art perfected by the modern day GOP

 

"Conservatives" that believe in "limited" government and fiscal "responsibility". 

Cindy Yang gave Ivanka the trademark rights to putting pee pee in our cokes.

He’s dumber than shit. 

Trouble in paradise. 

 

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I’m guessing he saw her retweet below:

 

 

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51 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m guessing he saw her retweet below:

 

 

Narrator: they aren't.

don't know if posted but happy bidding on eBay.

 
Donald-Trump-President-Autographed-Bible-RARE-In-Person-COA

 

Starts at $700.

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8 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

don't know if posted but happy bidding:  https://www.ebay.com

 
Donald-Trump-President-Autographed-Bible-RARE-In-Person-COA

 

Starts at $700.

Cause the only thing more sacrilegious than an amoral president scrawling his name across a Bible is selling it for a handsome profit. 

10 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

selling it for a handsome profit. 

 

why do you hate america ? 

13 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Cause the only thing more sacrilegious than an amoral president scrawling his name across a Bible is selling it for a handsome profit. 

Want to know how I know the seller and bidder haven't read it?  it's all hypocrisy.  Jesus cleansed the temple and tossed them all out.   Put a flag on the cover and the Bible in little letters at the bottom or back with Dotard's name scrawled across the face and he could sell them at his resorts and campaigns. If Banksy did this, it would be ironic.  But these morons wouldn't get it.

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23 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

So much winning here 

He’s taking credit for population growth. 

 

6 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

don't know if posted but happy bidding on eBay.

 
Donald-Trump-President-Autographed-Bible-RARE-In-Person-COA

 

Starts at $700.

Does it come with a fire extinguisher for when it spontaneously combusts?

22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s taking credit for population growth. 

 

Deals bro. 

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On 3/8/2019 at 3:11 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Off to ebay to search for a genuine Donald Trump signed bible.

If they aren't there today, odds are they will be by the end of the week.

 

 

 

7 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

don't know if posted but happy bidding on eBay.

 
Donald-Trump-President-Autographed-Bible-RARE-In-Person-COA

 

Starts at $700.

 

YES.  My morning is complete.  Subplot:  was this Bible a treasured family heirloom passed down?  'Cause I can totally see some Gump selling off a Bible his grandmother owned.

 

[FOX&FRIENDS-HANNITY-MOUTHBREATHERS]This president can just make money for people just by signing his name![/FOX&FRIENDS-HANNITY-MOUTHBREATHERS]

26 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

 

Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, and Israel.  Fuck all of em.

8 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

don't know if posted but happy bidding on eBay.

 
Donald-Trump-President-Autographed-Bible-RARE-In-Person-COA

 

Starts at $700.

Let's be honest.  This is one of the few instances his signature has added value to the paper it's on. 

8 hours ago, Mapache said:

 

More evidence that Trump is doing a great job.  -Johnny Sack 

don't know if posted but happy bidding on eBay.
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Starts at $700.
I'm sure Wulaw will be along any minute to tell us how principled evangelicals are.

to the surly republicans : what's your response to Obama autographing a bible ?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

to the surly republicans : what's your response to Obama autographing a bible ?

You don't think you'll get an honest reply, do you? You know damn well what their response would've been. The same as if he'd signed a Quran. 

Their response to everything Obama did was outrage. That was a calculated political strategy. They were outraged by tan suits and spicy mustard. Hell, they were outraged when Michelle said kids should eat more vegetables, something my and every other white mom I've ever known has always said. But suddenly it's outrageous and Sarah Palin shows up at school handing out cookies. 

They have a tiny playbook and are completely predictable. 

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s taking credit for population growth. 

 

Dayum... How many strippers did he bang? 

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So, Johnny Sack has been clear about his support for Trump.  

 

I found his thoughts about Charlie Strong (on that thread) to be like rain on your wedding day

Charlie’s main problem is his sub 80 IQ.  He’s a fucking retard.  And the worst coach in our long history by far.  

I have no idea if he’s a nice guy.  He seems to take no responsibility for the dumpster fire teams he fields and instead throws the assistants he hires under the bus while also blaming the players.  

Also he appeared to be cheating on his wife with some rich boosters wife at Louisville 

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So, Johnny Sack has been clear about his support for Trump.  

 

I found his thoughts about Charlie Strong (on that thread) to be like rain on your wedding day

 

 

Is that real?  Good God, what a racist POS 

13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So, Johnny Sack has been clear about his support for Trump.  

 

I found his thoughts about Charlie Strong (on that thread) to be like rain on your wedding day

Wait.  Are you telling me that Johnny Sack has revealed himself to be yet another completely hypoctical, Republican racist piece of garbage?  I AM SHOCKED

Don’t be a libtard.  If Trump was head coach of The University of Texas I would totally be criticizing him.  But its an watermelons to oranges comparison

J. Sack

But just think of all the future generations of kids that get to study the "George W Bush to Donald Trump years: the downfall of the world's biggest economical power 2001 - 2021" chapter in their history books. 

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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is that Louis Gohmert and MIA with that massage parlor gal?

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