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I missed the Jexodus tweet yesterday.

 

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Lulz.  I remember that cartoon.  The most ridiculous vehicle possible to illustrate a point ends up being what actually happens.  

7 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Apologize to Cliff Clavin right now!

Cliff is a Rhodes Scholar compared to Trump. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Sometimes his stupidity still surprises me. 

 

"Trump sounds really smart."  

-Johnny Sack

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Cliff is a Rhodes Scholar compared to Trump. 

Well, he knew those three people had never been in his kitchen.

7 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Amazing that we found the dumbest person celebrity in America and elected him POTUS.

 

9 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Amazing that we found the dumbest person in America and elected him POTUS.

This is Trump’s best defense against criminal charges while in office. 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Steam!

 

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Brace for Trump stupidity regarding technology and airplanes.

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25 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

"He talks like us."

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Sometimes his stupidity still surprises me. 

 

Education - Bad

Technology- Bad

Science - Bad

Steve Doocy - Goood

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Really, I don't want this to get lost.  This has had me laughing all morning.  "We want to capture the concept of Jews fleeing something.  So, we need a take on the word 'exodus'....yeah, that's what we need.  Because 'exodus' has no relationship to Jews on its own."  That's just some great unintentional comedy right there.

Artillery where you light a fuse.  Single shot rifles.  Fuck that, swords -- a blade never jams on you.  That's how we gotta go.  Plus side -- our defense budget is going to plummet, fiscal solvency is in our future.  Down side....gonna need some significant remedial training to get the troops up to speed on fighting like this:

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Quick, in preparation for the next caravan, let's hurry and trademark "Mexodus".  

FWIW, Patrick Moore is not the Co-Founder of Greenpeace. He once sailed on a Greenpeace ship in 1971. Since then, he has spent 30 years as a lobbyist for the timber, mining, and chemical industries.

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

"He talks like us."

"especially when he is praising Nazis, talking about how Mexicans are rapists and criminals, degrading "shithole countries," and dropping N-bombs behind closed doors"

 

4 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Quick, in preparation for the next caravan, let's hurry and trademark "Mexodus".  

Shit, that's what my family does as the last verse of the last hymn is playing on Sunday.  Gotta beat the gringos to Luby's.

6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

FWIW, Patrick Moore is not the Co-Founder of Greenpeace. He once sailed on a Greenpeace ship in 1971. Since then, he has spent 30 years as a lobbyist for the timber, mining, and chemical industries.

I for one am shocked that Donald Trump lied about something like that.

11 minutes ago, Foosters said:

FWIW, Patrick Moore is not the Co-Founder of Greenpeace. He once sailed on a Greenpeace ship in 1971. Since then, he has spent 30 years as a lobbyist for the timber, mining, and chemical industries.

Unbelievable.

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double post. 

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8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I for one am shocked that Donald Trump lied about something like that.

To be fair, Patrick Moore is the one who has lied about it. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, he knew those three people had never been in his kitchen.

Do you think Trump has ever been in his own kitchen? Hell, he ordered out for fast food for Clemson. Does he even know he has his own kitchen?

31 minutes ago, Foosters said:

FWIW, Patrick Moore is not the Co-Founder of Greenpeace. He once sailed on a Greenpeace ship in 1971. Since then, he has spent 30 years as a lobbyist for the timber, mining, and chemical industries.

WHAT!!!!! Trump didn't verify what Fox reported and just tweeted it out like it's the truth. SHOCKER. 

Start the day off by reading some astonishingly dumb shit said by the President.  Rinse and repeat.  Everyday.  The dumb President watches dumb television and then says dumb shit.  Then realize that I'm dumb for dumbly thinking it can't possibly get dumber than the dumbness from yesterday.  

44 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

"especially when he is praising Nazis, talking about how Mexicans are rapists and criminals, degrading "shithole countries," and dropping N-bombs behind closed doors"

 

Well, there was another drug seizure (Feb 28) at the border port of Newark (New York and New Jersey).  Why aren't the Dems making Trump sweat these huge non-border drug busts? 
 

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1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Well, there was another drug seizure               (Feb 28) at the border port of Newark (New York and New Jersey).  Why aren't the Dems making Trump sweat these huge non-border drug busts? 

Because he just constantly spews so much bullshit in every direction that it overwhelms. It's like trying to plug the Deepwater Horizon. And it's totally by design. It would be interesting if it weren't so evil and dangerous. 

Wait, is that real?

Wow, he’s got a fucking deformed dome.

No, that dude makes a bunch of stuff like that 

Larry D. Young is the CEO of Dr. Pepper Snapple Group.  I like to save time and preserve our surplus of words by calling him Larry D. Dr. Pepper Snapple.

38 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Wait, is that real?

Wow, he’s got a fucking deformed dome.

Nope- fake but funny.

Have we already forgot FakeMelania at the graves of tornado victims? What would be the scandal of decade is just another thing.

2 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Have we already forgot FakeMelania at the graves of tornado victims? What would be the scandal of decade is just another thing.

Typical trolling from this administration if true so IDGAF. 

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

FWIW, Patrick Moore is not the Co-Founder of Greenpeace. He once sailed on a Greenpeace ship in 1971. Since then, he has spent 30 years as a lobbyist for the timber, mining, and chemical industries.

So basically the same thing right?

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

To be fair, Patrick Moore is the one who has lied about it. 

 

This is true. Trump is the one who is too stupid to know the truth.

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Sometimes his stupidity still surprises me. 

 

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16 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

He could have gotten out of it much easier than just being a turd.  Just say "All I'm saying is it isn't dangerous.  It's still gross and I'm not going to drink it."

17 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

He could have gotten out of it much easier than just being a turd.  Just say "All I'm saying is it isn't dangerous.  It's still gross and I'm not going to drink it."

That's not how a grifter thinks. 

 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Make Airplane Crashes Great Again!! 

6 hours ago, TornACL said:

He's the epitome of an idiot who thinks he's a genius. Usually people like this just toil away in anonymity, making eyes roll at the local diner or bar. 

In this case, we elected him to the highest office. 

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4 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

WHAT!!!!! Trump didn't verify what Fox reported and just tweeted it out like it's the truth. SHOCKER. 

Reminds me a whole of some of the posters round here that won't even do a quick google search before throwing out a bunch of unsubstantiated bullshit or utter lies.

People are moving out of NY because they harass Dotard? 

 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

People are moving out of NY because they harass Dotard

Paul Manafort relocated out of NY for this very reason.

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

People are moving out of NY because they harass Dotard? 

 

1) People that support Trump have to avoid his day-to-day inanities.  Above tweet is case in point.  You can't read that and think he is a serious person.  Ergo, twitter has no Trumptards.

2) I never tweet, but I indulged myself and tweeted at a few of the celebrities tied up in the admissions bribery thing because it is such a fun scandal.  Every single person heart'd my tweets has #MAGA #WWG1WGA #TRUMP2020 in their handle.  Ergo, twitter is full of Trumptards.

 

Life's mysteries.

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Every single person heart'd my tweets has #MAGA #WWG1WGA #TRUMP2020 in their handle.  Ergo, twitter is full of Trumptards.

That’s really weird.  I hardly ever get those hashtags in my twitter mentions.  

However, the Trumptard/bots flock in mass to whatever the big scandal of the day is.

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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That doesn’t even adjust for fatalities/passengers flown. So what did he watch that told him to think technology in planes is making them less safe?

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