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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's the Russian coming out of him.

Or Chinese. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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11 hours ago, GRHorn said:

The War on Women continues, unabated.  

 

 

I notice there's nothing in there about women's wages compared to men's. 

Weird.

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I notice there's nothing in there about women's wages compared to men's. 

Weird.

Women who fuck her dad can make six figures. 

11 hours ago, yoladu said:

Good Lord.

Logan Parr is transitioning? 

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Women who fuck her dad can make six figures. 

Including her

20 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Including her

She could get a lot more than that. She could get anything she asks for. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Noted legal experts, Diamond and Silk. 

Dotard doesn't know that Diamond and Silk have no pull on regular people.  It's all a Fox world to him.  

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And Canada. 

 

Paul Manafort's letter to Trump:

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Don,

Pardon me, sir, I know you're real busy but I just wanted to reach out.  I know you're real busy so I beg your pardon.  Pardon me for that or for whatever, you know?

Anyway, the word "pardon" is weird when you think about it.  If you said it in an exaggerated French accent it'd sound like a fancy mustard or something.  LULZ!

Take it easy.

Prisonly, I remain, in prison,

Paul 

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Ah, so. Hadn't heard that yet. 

MAJOR NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I notice there's nothing in there about women's wages compared to men's. 

Weird.

You mean overall or the rate of increase?

Yeah, if I had an upcoming flight that was on a 737 MAX...

I wouldn’t take it, FUCK THAT.

Everything that dotard touches, directly or indirectly, eventually burns.

I'm almost sympathetic to DOTUS on Boeing.  Aerospace industry is a huge US exporter.  Have to show confidence in it.  In the wisdom of 90s titty flick Wild Things: "Once is happenstance.  Twice is coincidence.  Three times is enemy action."  Right now we are on 2.

29 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I'm almost sympathetic to DOTUS on Boeing.  Aerospace industry is a huge US exporter.  Have to show confidence in it.  In the wisdom of 90s titty flick Wild Things: "Once is happenstance.  Twice is coincidence.  Three times is enemy action."  Right now we are on 2.

Why? He never should have fucking said  anything about it. This is the FAA's job. Yes, it's ultimately the responsibility of the leader of the free world, but the president should have bigger things to worry about than weighing in prematurely on administrative issues. 

The problem is, our president does nothing but sit around and watch cable news and armchair quarterback whatever he sees on the boob tube. And he also has never had an unexpressed thought. So he's made this mess on his own. Fuck him 

2 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Why? He never should have fucking said  anything about it. This is the FAA's job. Yes, it's ultimately the responsibility of the leader of the free world, but the president should have bigger things to worry about than weighing in prematurely on administrative issues. 

The problem is, our president does nothing but sit around and watch cable news and armchair quarterback whatever he sees on the boob tube. And he also has never had an unexpressed thought. So he's made this mess on his own. Fuck him 

You're right.  I'm sympathetic to whoever in the U.S. is trying to justify keeping them in the air.

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

DO SOMETHING!!!

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DOTUS is grounding the 737 Max.

4 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Anyone else hearing Trump is getting rid of Student Loan Forgiveness?

Part of the budget proposal:

The proposal would impact borrowers who borrow a new student loan starting July 1, 2020, excluding borrowers who are completing their current course study. Therefore, if you borrow or have borrowed a student loan prior to that date, you would presumably still be eligible for this student loan forgiveness program.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/zackfriedman/2019/03/12/trump-proposes-to-end-student-loan-forgiveness-program/#2ec4132f415e

For those with existing loans, my understanding is that it's part of the promissory note, so it's pretty much already been guaranteed. 

"We're collecting billions in tariffs from China" - DOTUS for the umpteenth time

"Obama told me it would take 2 years to take out ISIS, I did it in two weeks" - He says in his 2nd year and 52nd day in office while we are still in active battles against the last of ISIS strongholds. 

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1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Why? He never should have fucking said  anything about it. This is the FAA's job. Yes, it's ultimately the responsibility of the leader of the free world, but the president should have bigger things to worry about than weighing in prematurely on administrative issues. 

The problem is, our president does nothing but sit around and watch cable news and armchair quarterback whatever he sees on the boob tube. And he also has never had an unexpressed thought. So he's made this mess on his own. Fuck him 

 

Yeah, you take credit for no crashes, you take the blame for the crashes.

42 minutes ago, retread said:

DOTUS is grounding the 737 Max.

 

2 minutes ago, Jograves said:

 

So government shutdowns have consequences?

2 minutes ago, Jograves said:

 

Nice of "US officials" to publicly take the blame. Now taxpayers can be on the hook for Boeing's 5 week loss of business.

12 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is the dumbest timeline. 

 

Me:  It can't get any dumber.

Narrator: ... lol

Why the fuck is Trump involved in this decision?  It would be nice with people with actual knowledge of planes, like, oh say the FAA were calling the shots.  Not a moron who thinks Einstein is needed to fly a jet and that we should go back to flying DC-10s.

Trump was told what to do. The "we didn't have to do this today, we could have delayed" caveats are a dead giveaway. 

 

10 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Trump was told what to do. The "we didn't have to do this today, we could have delayed" caveats are a dead giveaway. 

 

I hope so.  To be clear, I think grounding was the correct decision.  But the president's involvement in it is banana republic shit.  

13 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Why the fuck is Trump involved in this decision?

Ask the fucking shitbags who voted for him.

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21 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Why the fuck is Trump involved in this decision?  It would be nice with people with actual knowledge of planes, like, oh say the FAA were calling the shots.  Not a moron who thinks Einstein is needed to fly a jet and that we should go back to flying DC-10s.

Well, you see, a Trump appointee was responsible for the grounding.  And before he worked for the FAA, he was a (checks notes)  a lobbyist for the aircraft industry.

 

Now, to be fair, this person had been a commercial pilot years ago, so he did have aviation experience.

I'm not an aviator or an engineer, but planes shouldn't plummet into the ground, imo.

32 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

'Did you try re-booting?'

Boeing Help Desk...

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More information to toss on the Mount Everest of evidence showing a pattern to obstruct justice.

 

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

More information to toss on the Mount Everest of evidence showing a pattern to obstruct justice.

 

 

Guess he thought it would be cool to run towards the flames and save Trump.  Now he's on the burner with him.  Enjoy the heat, Whitaker, from the fire Trump started.  

1 hour ago, 27-25 said:

Boeing Help Desk...

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It's either the navigational system or the computer. The manual says to kick the son of a bitch to get the rotors going. "State of the art."

 

3 hours ago, retread said:

"We're collecting billions in tariffs from China" - DOTUS for the umpteenth time

"Let me tell you, I'm a really smart guy." 

Nobody who is innocent of collusion shouts "No collusion!" as much as Trump does. 

You have to prove a crime before you begin investigating it. Makes perfect sense. 

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