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Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

That is complete nonsense. 

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Just now, SimonBolivar said:

That is complete nonsense. 

He voted against it because he’s for it. The problem is it’s just mean and confrontational so he had to vote against it, even though he’s for it. 

Duh. 

I'm looking forward to finally getting some action on guns, climate change, poverty, and other "national emergencies" under the next Dem president now that Congress is no longer required. 

1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

I'm looking forward to finally getting some action on guns, climate change, poverty, and other "national emergencies" under the next Dem president now that Congress is no longer required. 

Think about all the legal weed you'll be able to buy in Mississippi with your UBI waiting on your turn at the abortion clinic!

I DECLARE VETOOOOOOOOOOO!

I really hope he tries to go after the Republican Senators who voted against him.  

17 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

That is complete nonsense. 

What you have to understand is, we cannot take any action to put out this fire until we first take real action on long-term fire prevention.  Said the fireman watching someone's house burn down while he warmed up his speech on the importance of smoke detectors and having a fire extinguisher handy.

Sasse is fucking trash and needs to go in the history books in the chapter with the rest of the fucking treasonous weasels.

That's a good little golf buddy

 

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did he just try to veto by tweet?

Damn those drafters of the constitution who didn't give him that authority. 

1 minute ago, retread said:

That's a good little golf buddy

 

Yeah but Trump made Graham feel important and relevant so it was worth it!

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Damn those drafters of the constitution who didn't give him that authority. 

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1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Yeah but Trump made Graham feel important and relevant so it was worth it!

He dutifully regurgitated the RushFox talking points of foreign intel report/DNC funded/etc

36 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

Sasse is Jeff Flake light.  Total fraud. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m still trying to figure out when I went from seeing elderly guys wearing WWII Veteran caps to elderly guys wearing Vietnam Veteran caps.  

Somewhere in the early aught's for me.

 

 

What in the motherfuck?  How does one senator have the ability to tell 420 House members to get fucked?

Blocking transparency to the American people solely because of spite. Solid Republicaning right there.

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

A Profile in Courage right there.

Crazy that Hillary never publicly testified for countless hours so they could question her about it, under oath. 

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Crazy that Hillary never publicly testified for countless hours so they could question her about it, under oath. 

A little OT, but I didn't want to hear from her. I wanted to hear from Pagliano and Combetta.

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12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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High five to my fellow None/Atheist/Agnostics for making our segment look smart

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

High five to my fellow None/Atheist/Agnostics making our segment look smart

Yep.  And fuck Protestants and Mormons apparently.

Jews aren't aware of how much DOTUS loves them? wth

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Yeah but Trump let Graham know exactly what compromising shit the Russians have on him so it was worth it!

 

FIFY

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yep.  And fuck Protestants and Mormons apparently.

That's mostly the Baptists and other Evangelicals.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz

CHEETO VETO!

I would love to see the mainstream adopt this phrase for whenever Trump threatens veto power. As the master of hilariously funny nicknames, I'm sure that fat cheeto looking fuck would laugh right along.

2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

High five to my Catholics for not being single issue voters.

Yes, that number surprised me as well.

4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

High five to my Catholics for not being single issue voters.

I learned in Catholic school that Catholics are waaaaaaaaay more liberal than protestants.

41 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The least Lindsey could do is wipe Drumph's jizz from his chin before he spoke. 

Well Miss Lindsey doesn't react to that stuff the same way most people do.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

What in the motherfuck?  How does one senator have the ability to tell 420 House members to get fucked?

On the Hill, senators view themselves as being far above mere representatives in the DC political food chain. Most of them won't even appear on TV with a representative.

Yes, that number surprised me as well.


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7 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 


Kennedy effect?

nm i may be leaving someone out

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What in the motherfuck?  How does one senator have the ability to tell 420 House members to get fucked?

Simple. Release it anyway, unedited, and claim you sent it accidentally to the wrong email address. Quit playing by the rules in this rigged game.

I’d prefer to see Mueller testify publicly and the report be released simultaneously. 

We are going to need some questions answered, regardless of what the report says. 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did he just try to veto by tweet?

This is the same guy that honestly thinks that he had grounds to sue a comedian for an unpaid wager that he "offered" in the form of parody on a comedy show.

52 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yes, that number surprised me as well.

It shouldn't. 

3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Simple. Release it anyway, unedited, and claim you sent it accidentally to the wrong email address. Quit playing by the rules in this rigged game.

A copy gets out.  Gets dropped in the mail to WAPO.  There will be copies out there, in possession of multiple congressional offices and the like.  It WILL be leaked.  And then, the GOP -- who will have obstructed its release -- will be the party that tried to hide shit.

Good.  Keep feeding them rope.

2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

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Honestly, that's probably how he's declared all his bankruptcies as his lawyers roll their eyes and peel off to file the paperwork.

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It shouldn't. 

Correct.

If you took away the issue of abortion, those numbers would be even harsher for DJT.  The Catholic church in the US is 1) immigrant or 1st gen American-heavy, and 2) very strong on social justice issues.  Not exactly compatible with current GOP rhetoric.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Correct.

If you took away the issue of abortion, those numbers would be even harsher for DJT.  The Catholic church in the US is 1) immigrant or 1st gen American-heavy, and 2) very strong on social justice issues.  Not exactly compatible with current GOP rhetoric.

Does not compute with Louisiana Catholics

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