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36 minutes ago, retread said:

What better time than on a Sunday morning to smear a war hero and former US Senator who is also dead. 

Excuse me, but McCain was captured. Donald has been clear that he prefers war heroes that weren't captured.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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I still think Lindsey is the Hans Landa of the Trump administration. 

Biggest complicit POS that will turn in a nanosecond when it best suits him to escape without consequences.

It won’t work though.  He will never be able to wash Trump’s stink off of him.

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59 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Serious question. When that fat fuck finally keels over with a McDonald’s double cheeseburger in his mouth, how are they gonna prevent all the pissing on his grave site that is frankly inevitable?  

Better bury his fat ass at sea. 

Better bury his fat ass at sea. 

Funeral pyre. Use the burning fat to boil water and generate power. He’ll light up the east coast for a week.
37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Funeral pyre. Use the burning fat to boil water and generate power. He’ll light up the east coast for a week.

Trump’s final resting place should be in a giant Diet Coke can orbiting the earth in outer space.  Future generations will be able to see the remains of our greatest mistake any day they want.

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Yeah, I agree. He’s definitely more unhinged and desperate to create a narrative this weekend. He knows Mueller is coming soon. 

Headline I just read: “Trump accuses SNL, late night shows of colluding with Russia”.

Totally normal behavior.

It will be a miracle if we see a non-whitewashed Mueller report before Trump is out of office. 

It’s probably going to have to be leaked.

A good way to confirm your mental stability is to angrily yell at Hee Haw reruns. To save time, you can buy the DVD box set and yell at every episode at the same time. Life hacks! 

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Wtf? Even for him this is getting weird.

Senility is getting more and more pronounced by the day.

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Who has been politically correct up to now?  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

does he ever give instances or actual information on any of his claims?  What car companies are coming here in droves?  Is drove just past tense of drive because he's talking about cars?  

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump’s final resting place should be in a giant Diet Coke can orbiting the earth in outer space.  Future generations will be able to see the remains of our greatest mistake any day they want.

orbit the earth?  F'k that--shoot him at the sun or a black hole.  Better yet, shoot him in a rocket labeled Space Force 1.

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2 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Serious question. When that fat fuck finally keels over with a McDonald’s double cheeseburger in his mouth, how are they gonna prevent all the pissing on his grave site that is frankly inevitable?  

Pissing?

I'm taking a dump....

36 minutes ago, Chooky said:

A good way to confirm your mental stability is to angrily yell at Hee Haw reruns. To save time, you can buy the DVD box set and yell at every episode at the same time. Life hacks! 

You can also drink bubble soap and belch while watching Lawrence Welk.  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Green would have done better to send his letter to Fox to be read aloud on Fox and Friends, Hannity or the old, cranky crazy man Dobbs.  Reading isn't one of this president's strengths.  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

If much better cars are coming into the US, maybe it's a good thing that GM is shutting down the plants that make inferior cars.  Isn't that how market driven economies are supposed to work?  

The mueller report will be leaked if necessary. There’s just no way someone won’t do it if trump and the republicans in congress try to prevent its release.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

It took awhile but Trump has finally started acting Presidential.

3 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

I'm not colluding with the Russians, the comedy show SNL is colluding with them. -Donald Trump 2019

In the mid-80's while Putin was in the KGB, Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase...both SNL alums...made a film called Spies Like Us in which they play US spies who get captured by the KGB.  And you think that's just a coincidence?

Ah, is weekend Fox News not kissing his ass the way weekday Fox News does?

12 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

I'm not colluding with the Russians, the comedy show SNL is colluding with them. -Donald Trump 2019

Remember. Trump Rule number 3. Every accusation is a confession. 

As well as trump rule number one. Every single thing he says is either a lie or wrong. 

38 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

In the mid-80's while Putin was in the KGB, Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase...both SNL alums...made a film called Spies Like Us in which they play US spies who get captured by the KGB.  And you think that's just a coincidence?

I was fond of a few scenes in that movie.

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I never understood why Trump hated McCain so much. Of course it's another thing related to the dossier. 

The pee tape is real!! 

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3 hours ago, otisdog said:

Pissing?

I'm taking a dump....

My vote is to  build a Roman style public shitter over his grave, with modern plumbing of course. Might as well plan ahead.

Pull that fuck stick out already...

Stupid fucking dotard

26 minutes ago, RayDog said:

My vote is to  build a Roman style public shitter over his grave, with modern plumbing of course. Might as well plan ahead.

Now, THAT, Mexico might just pay for. 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was fond of a few scenes in that movie.

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Vanessa Angel, one of the great lusts of my youth.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

DO SOMETHING!!!!

 

I don't care what is best for your company, i just want it open, cause it's all about me because I'm a narcissistic prick. 

vanessa angel baywatch is a solid search on Google

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

never understood why Trump hated McCain so much.

My theory on it is Russia/Putin HATED McCain, like almost as much as NATO going back forever.

Since it’s pretty obvious now to anyone paying attention (with Trump spewing specific Kremlin talking points every so often) that the McCain hate was part of deal in Putin shaping Trump’s current worldview. 

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Look over there at THAT cookie jar, so no one will notice me stealing out of THIS cookie jar! 

47 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Dude is having a stroke because that tweet makes absolutely no sense.

 

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was fond of a few scenes in that movie.

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Donna Dixon was at the height of her powers:

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Even Alice the supervisor had her merits:

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8 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Serious question. When that fat fuck finally keels over with a McDonald’s double cheeseburger in his mouth, how are they gonna prevent all the pissing on his grave site that is frankly inevitable?  

On a raging yellow river, his bloated stinking body will be uprooted from its grave and carried with ammonic odor to the sea and there deposited for final digestion by his fellow bottom feeders in a frenzy of inglorious cannibalism.

 

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