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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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This whole Conway vs Trump thing would be totally preposterous in any other administration but yet somehow seems normal and even necessary in 2019.

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Bet you didn’t see this coming...

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take that libs! Totally not Trump TV now.

God she is literally the biggest media whore. 

Well, if anyone knows what a good marriage looks like it’s definitely Donald Trump. 

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Sigh.  I miss the understated dignity of the Camacho Administraion.

20 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I'll bet Diamond and Silk are pissed.

Donna be like, “Lol diamond and silk, hold my beer you fucking amateurs.”  She probably makes 100 times whatever they were paying Diamond and Silk to just show up via Skype.  

24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He seems overly presidential this morning.

Seriously, this is the President of The United States of America. What the fucking fuck! 

28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He seems overly presidential this morning.

Completely agree.

-Johnny Sack

26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He seems overly presidential this morning.

Thanks a lot, Deep South.

I don't currently manage a large team, but even when I did, I tried to make sure I publicly insulted everyone's spouse at least once a week.

New definition of ironic for Webster's Dictionary.  A copy of Trump's tweet this morning next to his retweet of the tweet by Nunes that states he is suing Twitter for defamation. 

53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He seems overly presidential this morning.

"Stone cold loser"

sick burn, Donny

9 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

"Stone cold loser"

sick burn, Donny

George is gonna laugh so hard when Donny's in a prison jumpsuit.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

He seems overly presidential this morning.

Trump, "I know you are but what am I"

This Conway feud is another bullshit distraction from the treason.  

It doesn’t matter if it’s real or manufactured, the effect is the same.

39 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Seriously, this is the President of The United States of America. What the fucking fuck! 

He's just a salty sailor, sailing us all through these rough waters. You ungrateful libcuck. 

OR

Obama was so unpresidential that it led the way for this sort of behavior (which I'm now totally cool with btw)

OR

He's just telling it like it is!

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This Conway feud is another bullshit distraction from the treason.  

It doesn’t matter if it’s real or manufactured, the effect is the same.

Who is it distracting?

 

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who is it distracting?

 

The royal "we"

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Uhh ohh, did a couple of blacks or browns find their way into Trump World Tower back in 2006? 

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

This whole Conway vs Trump thing would be totally preposterous in any other administration but yet somehow seems normal and even necessary in 2019.

i'm from the 1980s, so i seriously thought it was Tim Conway (still alive)

12 minutes ago, NowThis said:

i'm from the 1980s, so i seriously thought it was Tim Conway (still alive)

tim conway

13 minutes ago, NowThis said:

i'm from the 1980s, so i seriously thought it was Tim Conway (still alive)

Being that we're currently watching a static-filled VHS copy of "Dorf on the Presidency," this makes sense.

Dorf would be a better President and golfer. 

Edited by Ted Lange

People like George Conway give me real hope for this nation.

57 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who is it distracting?

 

Every moment this bullshit is covered in the MSM it's taking oxygen away from the democratic primary race and his very real scandals.  

Aight, I guess I have to follow Conway now.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Brennan is such an unlikely and good troll.

Hook 'em.

My dream is still for Richard Painter to be appointed to angrily shout the charges at Trump during his arraignment, except he will have unlimited time for sidebars and remarks. 

1 hour ago, Grandioso said:

Aight, I guess I have to follow Conway now.

It's worth it

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16 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Hey look, yet another massive drug seizure at a port:  https://www.yahoo.com/gma/18-million-worth-cocaine-seized-port-philadelphia-081800719--abc-news-topstories.html.  

Record cocaine bust in Philadelphia nets $18 million worth of product

Looks like Philly earned an ocean side wall.  

 

To be fair, I don't believe anyone would protest a wall around Philadelphia entirely.

 

 

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Every moment this bullshit is covered in the MSM it's taking oxygen away from the democratic primary race and his very real scandals.  

Meaning, not much. Those latter two are covered ad nauseam.

Plot twist:  Kellyanne has been tweeting from her husband’s account

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3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Sigh.  I miss the understated dignity of the Camacho Administraion.

 

 

I miss the understated dignity of the Governor Lepetomane administration.

 

17 hours ago, NWBuck said:

$20 says he thinks it's this one:

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lower legs and calves-  check

thighs-  check

torsal-  check

bust-  check plus

face-  goddamnit!

30 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

lower legs and calves-  check

thighs-  check

torsal-  check

bust-  check plus

face-  goddamnit!

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Plot twist:  Kellyanne has been tweeting from her husband’s account


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