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I am a simple asshole, no doubt, but seriously, how long are you guys going to keep fucking this chicken? lol.

I mean are you guys ever going it to give it a fucking break?

Just start a "how trump fucked me" thread in Lulz section. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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10 minutes ago, Dolemite said:

I am a simple asshole, no doubt, but seriously, how long are you guys going to keep fucking this chicken? lol.

I mean are you guys ever going it to give it a fucking break?

Just start a "how trump fucked me" thread in Lulz section. 

It's a thread about Donald Trump.  As long as Donald Trump keeps doing stupid, evil things, the thread will exist.  This isn't hard.

"Pssssh, why don't you losers just get over Trump?"

 

Sincerely, 

People who have been obsessed with Hillary Clinton for 25+ years

I do support Trump kicking Devos when she is down. 

5 minutes ago, TornACL said:

"Pssssh, why don't you losers just get over Trump?"

 

Sincerely, 

People who have been obsessed with Hillary Clinton for 25+ years

"Why are all you guys always talking about the President of the United States on a politics message board?!?! So deranged!" 

36 minutes ago, Dolemite said:

I am a simple asshole, no doubt, but seriously, how long are you guys going to keep fucking this chicken? lol.

I mean are you guys ever going it to give it a fucking break?

Just start a "how trump fucked me" thread in Lulz section. 

I"m sure there are plenty of Bama boards where you can only read political viewpoints that you agree with, kindly fuck off if you don't like it.

2 minutes ago, Dolemite said:

^^^

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Why is Cat Stevens directing Trump's hand?

6 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

lol

1 minute ago, Dolemite said:

lol

lol at snowflake bitches that can't handle criticism of the great orange one on the political message board of a cfb team they aren't even a fan of

That looks like Jason Momoa is about to go Shawshank on poor Donald.

Speaking of Jesus -- does his eyes look super creepy?  Either they're closed or he's starting at me with devil pupils.  Cut it out, Jesus.

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For my 1,000th post, let me just say Fuck Donald Trump. 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

That looks like Jason Momoa is about to go Shawshank on poor Donald.

Speaking of Jesus -- does his eyes look super creepy?  Either they're closed or he's starting at me with devil pupils.  Cut it out, Jesus.

Wait until he hops on your back.

If this holds, Trump's re-election hopes are proper fucked.  The best day for Trump in his presidency looks to be resulting in very little, if any, bounce in his approval.

 

Just now, Message Board User said:

If this holds, Trump's re-election hopes are proper fucked.  The best day for Trump in his presidency looks to be resulting in very little, if any, bounce in his approval.

 

Well, when you follow that event with "defund the Special Olympics and destroy the healthcare of millions without having a replacement ready," that kinda shit happens.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, when you follow that event with "defund the Special Olympics and destroy the healthcare of millions without having a replacement ready," that kinda shit happens.

Keep hiding that report and see what happens.

21 hours ago, tjhooker said:

LOL OK.  My grandma went through her entire life and never drove.  dont know how she did it but she did.  

Cash, grass, or ass. Nobody rides for free.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, when you follow that event with "defund the Special Olympics and destroy the healthcare of millions without having a replacement ready," that kinda shit happens.

Don’t forget the shitting on war hero McCain’s grave. His poll numbers are still suffering from that.

Rasmussen polling is hilarious. They are about 10-12 points off everyone else. They are rigging it thinking Trump is getting some sort of bump. He’s not.  Its my understanding they refuse to disclose their methodology. If that’s true, they are just a propaganda firm. 

One thing that is true is that unlike most of the people on this board, most of America doesn’t really give much of a rats ass one way or the other about the Mueller investigation. So the mueller report supposedly “exonerating” Trump isn’t gonna give Trump that much of a bump anyway. The only thing it did was empower our resident right wing trolls to thread shit all over the board. 

5 hours ago, tjhooker said:

 

Really, Obama just piled on more debt than all the other presidents COMBINED.  All of them.  The spending issue is not a R or a D thing.

Fuck right off with that. Most of that spending was to bail out the free market banking system. 

6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fuck right off with that. Most of that spending was to bail out the free market banking system. 

And to pay for two inherited wars. 

28 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fuck right off with that. Most of that spending was to bail out the free market banking system. 

Remember, profit is private.  Loss and risk are socialized.  That's what the folks around you yelling "Capitalism ROOLZ!  Socialism SUCKS!" are cheering for.

47 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Do you even compound interest bro? 

Even at 10% and compounded monthly, you are looking at a less than $20,000 in non-inflation adjusted dollars. 

32 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fuck right off with that. Most of that spending was to bail out the free market banking system. 

TARP netted the USA $15 billion.  

Sorry GOP, you don’t get to pretend like you give a shit about the deficit anymore.

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

TARP netted the USA $15 billion.  

Is that more or less than we're getting from the Chinese because of the tariffs?

1 minute ago, elguapo said:

Sorry GOP, you don’t get to pretend like you give a shit about the deficit anymore.

There is one way to fix the deficit.  Make the parties agree on what cuts they can.  And then pro rata for the rest. And then fix the tax structure to make it more like the Scandinavian model.  Where everyone, and not just the rich, pay a lot of taxes.  

3 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

Congratulations, you're fluent in moron. 

You have to be to understand anything in the Politics Board.

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You have to be to understand anything in the Politics Board.

Sounds like circumstantial evidence.
1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

If this holds, Trump's re-election hopes are proper fucked.  The best day for Trump in his presidency looks to be resulting in very little, if any, bounce in his approval.

 

You folks still haven't figured out how to read polls in the Trump era.  Trump supporters are significantly more likely to tell pollsters to fuck off.  Numbers are always going to look five to ten points under what they actually are.  The 2016 election out in front should have told you.

1 minute ago, EMAWesome said:

You folks still haven't figured out how to read polls in the Trump era.  Trump supporters are significantly more likely to tell pollsters to fuck off.  Numbers are always going to look five to ten points under what they actually are.  The 2016 election out in front should have told you.

Riiiiiiiiight.

You folks still haven't figured out how to read polls in the Trump era.  Trump supporters are significantly more likely to tell pollsters to fuck off.  Numbers are always going to look five to ten points under what they actually are.  The 2016 election out in front should have told you.
Yeah, they're really shy about getting their opinions out there.

Was that the election where the national polls had it right with Trump losing the popular vote by 2 points?

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25 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

There is one way to fix the deficit.  Make the parties agree on what cuts they can.  And then pro rata for the rest. And then fix the tax structure to make it more like the Scandinavian model.  Where everyone, and not just the rich, pay a lot of taxes.  

 

I agree. We need to raise the taxes on the impoverished. 

33 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

You folks still haven't figured out how to read polls in the Trump era.  Trump supporters are significantly more likely to tell pollsters to fuck off.  Numbers are always going to look five to ten points under what they actually are.  The 2016 election out in front should have told you.

The 2018 midterms should have told you. Stop listening to fraudster pollsters like Rasmussen who predicted the republicans would keep the house. 

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Man, every MFing cabinet member is a fucking corrupt shitbag....and now in Rick Perry news.

 

That’s one way to tell Iran to fuck a goat.

37 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I agree. We need to raise the taxes on the impoverished. 

To get fiscally sound, it will require cutting everything.  And raising taxes on everyone.  Sorry you believe in the fairy tale from your party that the national debt can be paid by just taxing the rich.  And at the same time giving away a bunch of free shit.  

And the Scandinavian model you lefties jerk off to — everyone pays high taxes.  Not just the rich like here in the USA.  

Giving nukes to the Saudis. What fucking aggy thought this was a good idea?

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31 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

who wants to tell him

30 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Ok, so basic facts time for the Trump supporters. When it's obvious that when the wind stops, it doesn't mean the electricity at your house goes out, how do you justify obviously ridiculous statements? In all seriousness. 

He obviously didn't mean that - Trumpkins

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