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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Shut down the border, Pussy Neck; I fucking triple-dog dare you. 

Here ya go Merriam-Webster...

Twattle:  Loose neck skin confined by a buttoned collared shirt to form the appearance of a geriatric vagina. 

Since this seems to be the most active thread, I thought y’all would like to know we might finally be rid of ADHD/sugar/LOLOLOLOLOLOL/Eminence Front and all his other personalities.

From immamac in the banning thread -

K, cloak room is gonna be like I'd pee in her butt now. There's no reason for new registered users to talk politics.
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13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Since this seems to be the most active thread, I thought y’all would like to know we might finally be rid of ADHD/sugar/LOLOLOLOLOLOL/Eminence Front and all his other personalities.

From immamac in the banning thread -
 

 

Hallelujah.  That dude is extremely weird. 

25 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Since this seems to be the most active thread, I thought y’all would like to know we might finally be rid of ADHD/sugar/LOLOLOLOLOLOL/Eminence Front and all his other personalities.

From immamac in the banning thread -
 

Welp, this forum just got protection from insurgent trolls in 2020.  Maybe that was ADHD’s goal all along?  To expose the vulnerabilities to inspire action?

Worked pretty well if you ask me. 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Welp, this forum just got protection from insurgent trolls in 2020.  Maybe that was ADHD’s goal all along?  Too expose the vulnerabilities to inspire action?

Worked pretty well if you ask me. 

no, he has no goal. he's a fucking lunatic.

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

no, he has no goal. he's a fucking lunatic.

I know but I can’t help but look at his tactics and the consequences ultimately being a benefit to the forum long term.  

And he will be back eventually. 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

22 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Wait a second. Trump actually claims a 2.8 golf handicap and people let him get away with that crap? 

Its like letting your 8 yr old nephew get away with cheating at Go Fish.

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Its like letting your 8 yr old nephew get away with cheating at Go Fish.

exactly. i crush my kids in all competition, because they need to understand how the world actually works.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

And there it is. Newt Gingrich 101. Deny, dissemble, delay then claim it's old news.

Sadly, it usually works. 

See that dust on the horizon? The murderin' killers from south of the wall are comin' to get ya!

I'd like to thank Rush, Newt, Lee Atwater, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone and Rupert Murdoch for transforming my country into their wet dream of a vomit-consuming, raging mob of malice.

18 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

exactly. i crush my kids in all competition, because they need to understand how the world actually works.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

K, cloak room is gonna be like I'd pee in her butt now.

This is just a hilarious sentence.  So pron is allowed?

14 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And there it is. Newt Gingrich 101. Deny, dissemble, delay then claim it's old news.

Sadly, it usually works.  

Yep. How many times has Nielsen testified so far without having basic stats re: immigrants, detentions, deaths, etc.? 

Nothing matters. Delay, delay, delay to outlast the current news cycle.

 

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And there it is. Newt Gingrich 101. Deny, dissemble, delay then claim it's old news.

Sadly, it usually works. 

See that dust on the horizon? The murderin' killers from south of the wall are comin' to get ya!

I'd like to thank Rush, Newt, Lee Atwater, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone and Rupert Murdoch for transforming my country into their wet dream of a vomit-consuming, raging mob of malice.

It's not working this time. It works with the base, but that's not enough.

53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is just a hilarious sentence.  So pron is allowed?

P in her B is not as vulgar as CR

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is just a hilarious sentence.  So pron is allowed?

Or is TJ going to carpet bomb these threads with shit like on Shaggy? 

....wait...that hasn't changed.....

On 3/29/2019 at 7:24 PM, 'stache said:

It’s all an inside joke. Nobody is this stupid. They love that “the libs” are all pissed off. They know it’s all dumb bullshit. They have a good laugh about it over Busch Lights.

 

On 3/29/2019 at 9:12 PM, David Dennison said:

They know their base.

Yeah, but they're not literally so stupid that they think their TV would turn off if the wind stops blowing. It's a group troll. They hear "the libs" going crazy and have a big laugh like "those lib tards are all losing their shit TROLLOLOOLOOLL!!!"  63 million of these fucking people.

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

And there it is. Newt Gingrich 101. Deny, dissemble, delay then claim it's old news.

Sadly, it usually works. 

See that dust on the horizon? The murderin' killers from south of the wall are comin' to get ya!

I'd like to thank Rush, Newt, Lee Atwater, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone and Rupert Murdoch for transforming my country into their wet dream of a vomit-consuming, raging mob of malice.

Rush - Still on top

Newt - Washed up Fox News bot

Lee Atwater - Dead & disgraced; repented, but only after a brain tumor was killing him

Roger Ailes - Dead & disgraced

Roger Stone - Going to jail

Rupert Murdoch - Still rich and powerful AF

 

The arc of the moral universe is long....

32 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Had to add the solid gold shitters that he is used to.  Fine print in the contract probably says Trump takes them with him when he's no longer President too.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

 

Yeah, but they're not literally so stupid that they think their TV would turn off if the wind stops blowing. It's a group troll. They hear "the libs" going crazy and have a big laugh like "those lib tards are all losing their shit TROLLOLOOLOOLL!!!"  63 million of these fucking people.

Wait, April 1st or not, do you actually think a significant portion of Trump's base knows that he's full of shit about losing power when the wind stops blowing, because they know about energy storage?

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, April 1st or not, do you actually think a significant portion of Trump's base knows that he's full of shit about losing power when the wind stops blowing, because they know about energy storage?

I was gonna let this go earlier, but yeah, I'd like an answer here too.

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, April 1st or not, do you actually think a significant portion of Trump's base knows that he's full of shit about losing power when the wind stops blowing, because they know about energy storage?

It's not about the complexities of energy storage. I don't think any human being (at least one in a first world country) believes this is a meaningful or factual statement:

"And if it doesn't blow, you can forget about television for that night. 'Darling, I want to watch television.' 'I'm sorry! The wind isn't blowing.'"

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8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It's not about the complexities of energy storage. I don't think any human being (at least one in a first world country) believes this is a meaningful or factual statement:

"And if it doesn't blow, you can forget about television for that night. 'Darling, I want to watch television.' 'I'm sorry! The wind isn't blowing.'"

I'd be willing to bet the majority of his supporters believe EXACTLY THAT.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'd be willing to bet the majority of his supporters believe EXACTLY THAT.

I think they'll tell you that, to get you riled up. Because troll. That's the entirety of his appeal to them. I'm thoroughly convinced of it.

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I think they'll tell you that, to get you riled up. Because troll. That's the entirety of his appeal to them. I'm thoroughly convinced of it.

When Trump or his base say something ignorant, it's not because they're ignorant, they are just trolling you. If they say something smart, it's because they're smart. 

It's like if Texas beats Georgia, it's because Georgia wasn't trying, If Georgia beats Texas, it's because they are better. 

It's a great philosophy. As long as it's applied to you, you're infallible. 

 

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'd be willing to bet the majority of his supporters believe EXACTLY THAT.

I not only believe it, I believe they never even considered otherwise and then Trump just reaffirmed their ignorance for them.

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Most of Trump's supporters think a 600 year old man named Noah built a giant boat into which he put 2 of every animal on earth so they could all ride out the entire world being flooded for 40 days.  I think it's absolutely possible they think no wind = no tv.

25 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

When Trump or his base say something ignorant, it's not because they're ignorant, they are just trolling you. If they say something smart, it's because they're smart. 

It's like if Texas beats Georgia, it's because Georgia wasn't trying, If Georgia beats Texas, it's because they are better. 

It's a great philosophy. As long as it's applied to you, you're infallible. 

 

This.

It is a false narrative.

Most Trumpkins seem stupid because most Trumpkins are stupid.  Occam's razor and shit.

 

Edited by 4th&Five

Wait. So he’s holding health care hostage and you can only get it if Republicans win in 2020?


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Man who doesn't know what insurance is will craft brilliant new healthcare for America.

It’s almost like he has no plan. 

Vote will be taken right after the election when Republicans hold the senate and win....

Legit Lulz 

8 minutes ago, retread said:

Man who doesn't know what insurance is will craft brilliant new healthcare for America.

Only $12 a month, too!

Great HealtCare. 

Edited by 4th&Five

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You have to elect the Republicans before you can find out what's in their health plan.

So, they won't be covered.

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Also, Republicans will always support Pre-Existing Conditions.

In honor of our dearly departed FCHorn. If you like your beloved private health insurance, you can keep your beloved private health insurance.

Edited by mdmost

2016: Vote Republican if you want healthcare fixed!

2020: Okay, for real, we’re serious this time!

Just now, retread said:

So, they won't be covered.

Yep.  That's gonna be the ruse.   "Insurance even if you have a pre-existing condition" will be the mantra.  They won't tell you that the actual pre-existing condition won't be covered.


Bad heart?  Sure, you can get our insurance, even with your bum ticker*

 

 

*heart conditions will not be covered by your plan

You have to elect the Republicans before you can find out what's in their health plan.

The last dozen posts are gold, but this one wins.

The Repubs are a FUCKING JOKE.

I always refer to my health insurance as beloved.

Republicans will never be happy until healthcare is back the way it was before Obamacare. 

Republicans will never be happy until healthcare is back the way it was before electricity. 

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