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Vote Republican in 2020 to find out the rest of this tweet.

 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I always refer to my health insurance as beloved.

I intentionally injure myself often just to improve my relationship with my beloved health insurance company 

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"place"? is he insinuating Puerto Rico doesn't exist? umm...wut?

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Vote Republican in 2020 to find out the rest of this tweet.

 

Late night dump ended sooner than expected. He'll push out the rest of that tweet tomorrow morning. 

Republicans will never be happy until healthcare is back the way it was before Obamacare. 


If Mitt Romney or someone whiter push along the exact same plan they would love it.
57 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

If Mitt Romney or someone whiter push along the exact same plan they would love it.

 

Well, yeah, that's why the Republicans dubbed it "Obamacare."

Hard to imagine anyone much whiter than Romney. I guess there's Mike Pence but his health care plan would include coverage for gay conversion therapy. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

I always refer to my health insurance as beloved.

I would too if I was barebacking pornstars.  

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Vote Republican in 2020 to find out the rest of this tweet.

 

 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

This country is on a death spiral if 40% of us believe this gibberish. 

4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

2016: Vote Republican if you want healthcare fixed!

2020: Okay, for real, we’re serious this time!

1993: Wait! We have a plan! It incorporates the existing insurance industry and mandates individuals to purchase insurance. We just don't like this Clinton plan.

 

2000: Yay! We have the presidency, House, and Senate! We can finally not propose our health care reform plan.

 

2010: We are outraged you passed what we previously supported!

I think they'll tell you that, to get you riled up. Because troll. That's the entirety of his appeal to them. I'm thoroughly convinced of it.

I used to think that. But sadly, I must agree with Carlin here.

Holy shit, out of all the people who get government aid, he’s trying to stir the farmers up against Puerto Rican’s getting government money?

Ith unbelievable.  This mouth garbage.  Apologies for the useless post - this nonsense seems even worse than normal.

The Dems killed a bill that would have given PR money, they're hypocrites. Also, here's a dog-whistle word vomit about why PR is awful.

"The best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico is President Donald J. Trump." - dotard

For him to be so angry about Puerto Rico, something must be worrying him.  

Did Trump really just say "only take from the USA."  Does the president of the United States still not know that Puerto Ricans are US Citizens?

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1 minute ago, Tom said:

Did Trump really just say "take money from the USA."  Does the president of the United States still not know that Puerto Ricans are US Citizens?

Brown people can't be Americans, can they?!?

Did Trump really just say "only take from the USA."  Does the president of the United States still not know that Puerto Ricans are US Citizens?


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1 hour ago, Chult86 said:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1112922221037719552

So... the Dems killed the bill to give $ to PR, and now they want to give more $ to PR? Am I missing something?

 

Also, apparently I have no idea how to do the Twitter preview thing.

Your first mistake is believing anything trump says. Now Ive been a little busy last couple days so no clue what happened with the bills but believing anything that trump tweets should qualify you as an automatic moron. I’d suggest getting accurate and truthful information from anyone but President Dotard and that is truly a shame. 

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

“With far lower premiums (cost) & deductibles”

yes, Donald but what does that mean?!

”in other words it will be far less expensive”

oooohhhh!

 

 

i like that twitter’s expansion to 280 characters actually exceeds Donald’s thoughts on any topic.  He has to act repeat himself in tweets in order to fill up space.  Reminiscent of the word padding in my 8th grade book reports.  “This of course obviously led to the next most important but also somewhat surprising twist that the main character who was the focus of the story and its protagonist underwent on the journey throughout the main arc of the story.”

^ Makes me so ragey. It's like reverse Medusa. Anything to which he turns his gaze turns to stone (excrement).

8 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

This country is on a death spiral if 40% of us believe this gibberish. 

It is, because they do. 

He accuses the government of Puerto Rico of spending money corruptly and foolishly while fleecing the US govt for millions of dollars by forcing it to do business with his own properties. 

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He accuses the government of Puerto Rico of spending money corruptly and foolishly while fleecing the US govt for millions of dollars by forcing it to do business with his own properties. 

 

 

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

Brown = Not part of the USA

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

And I can’t fucking stand the word “gotten”. Come on, is it so hard to say “received”

6 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Gotta hand it to him: I've never known a public figure who effectively evades scrutiny by flooding the market with the sheer volume of his lies.  Trump lying isn't even newsworthy, it's so commonplace.  Would not have believed it possible.

It's not only that. His base buys the lies hook, line, and sinker. By coupling this with constant attempts to discredit the media, he has made himself the sole purveyor of "truth" for his base.  Now he can easily push an anti-PR agenda. He also does the same shit with immigration and healthcare. And damn near everything else. It's fascism 101, and while his tweets are certainly juvenile, his intent is as dangerous as it can possibly be. 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

We knew he wouldn't really close the border.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

There's something I'd like to say but I think violent thoughts are frowned upon with this board (and the NSA), so I'll let you all fill in the blanks with this:

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8 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

This country is on a death spiral if 40% of us believe this gibberish. 

Got some bad news for you Bruh

20 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And I can’t fucking stand the word “gotten”. Come on, is it so hard to say “received”

I'm guessing he tried to spell it three different ways, but none of them looked right, so he went with gotten.

Pretty dumb in the grand scheme but also pretty hilarious how pathetic he is.

Though a plaque at the club lists the president as the victor, the championship was actually won by a hedge fund manager named Ted Virtue. Trump didn’t even compete in the event, but when he ran into Virtue at the club on a later date, he challenged him to an impromptu nine-hole match for the right to the title. Virtue couldn’t not accept. Trump won. The title was his.

Rolling Stone: The 2018 club championship at Trump International is what Trump claims is his 20th club championship. You begin the book by essentially auditing his first 18, which he has long cited as proof that he’s a world-class golfer. You were able to debunk most of them, right?
Rick Reilly: Sixteen were lies. The amazing thing is that, I guess when you tell that many lies, you forget when you tell the truth. He had already told me how he does it, which is that he plays the first round whenever he buys a course and calls that the club championship. That accounted for a bunch of them. He told me that and then he goes on the campaign trail and says, “I’m a winner. This is why I’m a winner. Here’s proof I’m a winner. Vote for a winner. I’ve won 18 club championships.” He did a bunch of them that way. He did a bunch of them by winning senior club championships, which is fine but in no way is that the club championship. No way. Some of them were superseniors. Some he said he won and he wasn’t even at the course.

[In the book, Reilly tells the story of a time Trump played with sportscaster Mike Tirico. On a particularly tough par 5, Tirico smashed his approach shot 230 down the middle of the fairway toward the green, which wasn’t visible from where he hit the shot. Tirico knew he hit the shot of his life, but when he got up to the green, his ball was in the bunker. He found out what happened after the round ended. “Trump’s caddy came up to me and said, ‘You know that shot you hit on the par 5?’” Tirico said. “‘It was about 10 feet from the hole. Trump threw it in the bunker. I watched him do it.’”]

41 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

It is, because they do. 

And it really is that simple.

When the doctor tells the patient "40% of your body is malignant tumor," the patient is going to die.  There's no alternate outcome.

That's Trump's new healthcare bill : "you're just going to die anyhow. whatever, bro." 

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38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Pretty dumb in the grand scheme but also pretty hilarious how pathetic he is.

Though a plaque at the club lists the president as the victor, the championship was actually won by a hedge fund manager named Ted Virtue. Trump didn’t even compete in the event, but when he ran into Virtue at the club on a later date, he challenged him to an impromptu nine-hole match for the right to the title. Virtue couldn’t not accept. Trump won. The title was his.

Rolling Stone: The 2018 club championship at Trump International is what Trump claims is his 20th club championship. You begin the book by essentially auditing his first 18, which he has long cited as proof that he’s a world-class golfer. You were able to debunk most of them, right?
Rick Reilly: Sixteen were lies. The amazing thing is that, I guess when you tell that many lies, you forget when you tell the truth. He had already told me how he does it, which is that he plays the first round whenever he buys a course and calls that the club championship. That accounted for a bunch of them. He told me that and then he goes on the campaign trail and says, “I’m a winner. This is why I’m a winner. Here’s proof I’m a winner. Vote for a winner. I’ve won 18 club championships.” He did a bunch of them that way. He did a bunch of them by winning senior club championships, which is fine but in no way is that the club championship. No way. Some of them were superseniors. Some he said he won and he wasn’t even at the course.

[In the book, Reilly tells the story of a time Trump played with sportscaster Mike Tirico. On a particularly tough par 5, Tirico smashed his approach shot 230 down the middle of the fairway toward the green, which wasn’t visible from where he hit the shot. Tirico knew he hit the shot of his life, but when he got up to the green, his ball was in the bunker. He found out what happened after the round ended. “Trump’s caddy came up to me and said, ‘You know that shot you hit on the par 5?’” Tirico said. “‘It was about 10 feet from the hole. Trump threw it in the bunker. I watched him do it.’”]

Anastasis will be here shortly to politely remind everyone that once in 1993 Bill Clinton grounded his club in a hazard and didn't assess himself a stroke.

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That's Trump's new healthcare bill : "you're just going to die anyhow. whatever, bro." 

"America is back, and you're worried about your diabetus. smh libtard."

53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And it really is that simple.

When the doctor tells the patient "40% of your body is malignant tumor," the patient is going to die.  There's no alternate outcome.

The malignancy is dependent on the fortitude of the 60%'s immune system. Let's hope the cancer shrinks rather than grows. Hopefully once Trump's days in office end and the 40% isn't stoked with daily doses of political and intellectual carcinogens,  we can go into remission. 

9 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

The malignancy is dependent on the fortitude of the 60%'s immune system. Let's hope the cancer shrinks rather than grows. Hopefully once Trump's days in office end and the 40% isn't stoked with daily doses of political and intellectual carcinogens,  we can go into remission. 

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10 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

40% isn't stoked with daily doses of political and intellectual carcinogens

sounds like someone thinks Fox is going off the air.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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It can also get you to Zihuatanejo.

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