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I find it amusing he's accusing us of clutching of pearls when this entire address will be a clutching of pearls about threats at the southern border that are being overblown to allow him to declare an emergency to give his dumb wall built. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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I don't own any pearls. I also don't own any guns. And yet I feel perfectly safe wandering the streets at night without fear of being killed by terrorists crossing the southern border.

56 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

He should lead with these quotes or show the video speeches 

"We simply cannot allow people to pour into the United States, undetected, undocumented, unchecked and circumventing the line of people who are waiting patiently, diligently and lawfully to become immigrants in this country." 

"We all agree on the need to better secure the border and to punish employers who choose to hire illegal immigrants," Obama added. "We are a generous and welcoming people, here in the United States, but those who enter the country illegally, and those who employ them, disrespect the rule of law and they are showing disregard for those who are following the law."

- Obama

 

I voted, when I was a Senator, to build a barrier to try to prevent illegal immigrants from coming in...” The Hill

 

“I reject your facts!” Nancy P

then they can tape delay the segment and have it fact checked. 

But I was told Democrat’s want open borders. Which is it?

Help me out here....did  the village idiot attempt to get his  wall when the house was republican, or is this just a massive smokescreen recently concocted  due to the Mueller focus?

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

because of course he is. i'm tired of the old man, to be honest. but i'm somewhat interested to see if he can say anything relevant.

He needs to be in jail with all the rest of the Russia collaborators.

52 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

prerty damn offensive of the media elites that they don’t trust you to listen to a speaker unless they get to present the narrative. The parallels to how the Democrats treat minority voters is shocking. (Not really - they know what’s best for you and what you should believe). People deciding for themselves is just too dangerous. 

Cloak Room has officially jumped the shark in 2019 and we haven’t made it half a month. 

I reject your facts!

People can engage in public discourse with either the intent to advance it or the intent to harm it. There will always be people intent on harming the public discourse for their own interests, and they will always go to great lengths to conceal those interests, and the media's job is to work on behalf of the public and discern the two.

26 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I don't own any pearls. I also don't own any guns. And yet I feel perfectly safe wandering the streets at night without fear of being killed by terrorists crossing the southern border.

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but you've probably already been buttfucked and murdered by some MS-13 thug and just don't realize it yet and are walking around like Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense. 

Did he switch venues from the border to the Oval Office?  

Because trump's tendency to avoid danger zones may be the best evidence of an actual border crisis I've seen so far. 

I still read AOC as Axiom of Choice.

47 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

U want ratings?  We'll give u ratings!!!

 

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26 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Then what is the point.

This shit is reality show suspense music plus stern looks plus dramatic editing plus tune in next week CRAP.

DO SOMETHING! SLAP SOMEONE! THROW A DRINK ON SOMEBODY!!

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

NY Times will fact check Trump's speech in real time.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/08/us/politics/trump-speech.html

 

Nice!  Also, it's incredible that this is literally all the president is doing.  His entire existence is about creating distractions and lying.  He doesn't do any of the job of an actual normal president.  Who the fuck is running this place?!

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

NY Times will fact check Trump's speech in real time.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/08/us/politics/trump-speech.html

 

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These threats are greatly exaggerated, if not fabricated. Migrant border crossings have been declining for nearly two decades. The majority of heroin enters the United States through legal ports of entry, not through open areas of the border. Immigrants are less likely to commit crimes in the United States than native-born Americans. The State Department said in a recent report that there is “no credible evidence” that terrorist groups had sent operatives to enter the United States through Mexico.

 

39 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

So an emergency is something that can be addressed whenever....okay.

I think I'm taking a pass on watching this idgit tonight.  I'm assuming I can just monitor this thread and get the salient points anyway.

^Same here. I can't stand looking at him or hearing him.

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think I'm taking a pass on watching this idgit tonight.  I'm assuming I can just monitor this thread and get the salient points anyway.

 

1 minute ago, retread said:

^Same here. I can't stand looking at him or hearing him.

Me three

Getting hyped to watch Trump declare a national emergency.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He’s not talking to any of us anyway. This is for the lemmings.

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

Man I hope he plays this card. It will be shoved so far back up is ass his toupee won't sit right.

 

 

 

Fuck I'm embarrassed and ashamed that I have voted republican since I was 18 with this idiot in charge. This person has no right to be sitting in the Office of the President of The United States of America. Makes me sick! 

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

prerty damn offensive of the media elites that they don’t trust you to listen to a speaker unless they get to present the narrative. The parallels to how the Democrats treat minority voters is shocking. (Not really - they know what’s best for you and what you should believe). People deciding for themselves is just too dangerous. 

Cloak Room has officially jumped the shark in 2019 and we haven’t made it half a month. 

I reject your facts!

This place is no stranger to shitty opinions.  But that post presents one of the worst takes I’ve ever read.  It’s turbo-charged stupidity.  

The media has no obligation to serve as a conduit for propaganda.  It is not their duty to broadcast whatever inane drivel any idiot decides to shout in the direction of a TV camera.  The media’s job is to investigate and attempt to present truth, facts, and news.  When the President of the United States is a proven pathological liar who is incapable of truth and whose every word is cynical propaganda, it is the media’s duty to think long and hard about whether it should participate in spreading his lies to the masses.  

Trump could broadcast his silly speech on Twitter or some other online outlet.  You know why he demands network coverage?  Because he’s a parasite.  He wants to leech the integrity of networks to lend undue credibility to his inane ideas.  Network news outlets carry a level of prestige that has been earned through decades of principles journalism.  Merely showing up on screen with the NBC or CBS or whatever logo in the corner immediately elevates his blathering nonsense to the level of Esteemed Words of Import in the minds of many credulous Americans.  It’s another lie, of course.  A theft of credibility.  But that’s our president: a vampire that thrives on the integrity of institutions naive enough to take him seriously. 

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How is “terrorist” not on this?? I was gonna take a shot every time I heard it in hopes I pass out before the fat fuck stops lying.
14 minutes ago, Mole said:

 

 

 

 

 

Holy shit I forgot about this.  Fucking gold.

Underestimating how stupid the Trump rubes are

We just turned on Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

Sorry Donnie.

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

We just turned on Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

Sorry Donnie.

She definitely has nicer tits than Trump. Maybe not as big, but nicer.

Hoo wee the wife and I are through the first bottle of red wine tonight and it's only been the pregame. Buckle up, buckaroos

I hope the last person he talked to before this speech told him that pulling a Budd Dwyer  would totally own the libs. 

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He sounds like a fourth grader reading a book report. 

He sounds like a fourth grader reading a book report. 


How dare you insult my fourth grader!

His wheezing is so damned annoying.  He really sucks at public speaking.   

This guy thinks he’s a fucking salesman?

I think Mattis gave him the baggy eyes as a fuck you on the way out the door.

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