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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Obama was the most divisive President ever. 

 

We're all in agreement that Miller has never had sex that he hasn't paid for, right?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

We're all in agreement that Miller has never had sex that he hasn't paid for, right?

Does it count as paying for it if he kills the prostitute and takes his money back later?

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Obama was the most divisive President ever. 

 

That movie promo looks pretty shitty. Better hope it gets an 'R' rating and has lots of porn stars or there'll only be about a 30% turnout at the Box Office.

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He was a Jeff Sessions guy before Trump.  Sessions was the first senator to come out and campaign with Trump and Miller went along for the ride on the campaign trail often being the pre-game warmup show at the rallies.

Trump absolutely loves him.

 

so he was the fluffer.

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

Fly Like an Eagle Miller>>Abracadabra Miller>>>>>>>>>>Stephen Miller

 

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1 hour ago, Skyline said:

Chrispy making a fool of himself is normal. Zavala thinking that Jewish people can't be fascists is just dumb. Stephen Miller is a fascist, it's plain and simple. 

Of course Jews can be fascists. They had a good teacher. 

Yeah, yeah, Maxine Waters sucks but this was awesome.  Munchkin gets toasted.

 

smh. Where do they find these assholes.

Just now, retread said:

smh. Where do they find these assholes.

There are lots of rocks out there.  Flip one over.

2 minutes ago, retread said:

smh. Where do they find these assholes.

Check your local swamp.

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Yeah, yeah, Maxine Waters sucks but this was awesome.  Munchkin gets toasted.

 

"Bang your gravel"  LOFL!

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

45 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Yeah, yeah, Maxine Waters sucks but this was awesome.  Munchkin gets toasted.

 

This was hilarious. He clearly made the offer of cancelling his meeting never expecting her to accept. My kids do that sometimes. In poker terms she snap called his bluff. Then he basically asked for his chips back. Too bad. Don’t make an offer you don’t want accepted. 

Nothing worse than bluffing allin and your opponent calls before you even finish your sentence. 

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4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Rasmussen is ridiculously ridiculous.

Congress needs to rein this shitshow in before it becomes unreinable. The Executive is only 1/3 of power.

Congress needs to rein this shitshow in before it becomes unreinable. The Executive is only 1/3 of power.

The senate has yielded to him. So, we’re up to 2/3.

The GOP is entirely loyal, and approved his two SCOTUS appointments. We’re up to 3/3.

Enjoy.

Continue to discredit the FBI and turn Barr/DOJ/DHS into your personal attack dogs. Nice.

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


The senate has yielded to him. So, we’re up to 2/3.

The GOP is entirely loyal, and approved his two SCOTUS appointments. We’re up to 3/3.

Enjoy.

No. Not 3/3.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You trust Gorsuch and Kavanaugh. I don’t.

I'm talking about the House. That's important.

I'm talking about the House. That's important.

What laws can that one house of Congress pass?
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What laws can that one house of Congress pass?

None. Neither can they. That's the point.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

None. Neither can they. That's the point.

That would be a relief if it didn't require an Executive that followed the law. 

Dems regaining control of the house in 2018 was critical. It actually refutes the Prozac ledge eating briskets viewpoint of the world/country. Although that viewpoint is certainly worthy of respect. 

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You trust Gorsuch and Kavanaugh. I don’t.

Fuck those assholes! 

But they ain’t controlling shit right now. 

6 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

That would be a relief if it didn't require an Executive that followed the law. 

Seems like a perfect issue to run on.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Seems like a perfect issue to run on.

Sure.  There's just the matter of all of the time until then. 

41 minutes ago, RPM said:

Congress needs to rein this shitshow in before it becomes unreinable. The Executive is only 1/3 of power.

 

39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


The senate has yielded to him. So, we’re up to 2/3.

The GOP is entirely loyal, and approved his two SCOTUS appointments. We’re up to 3/3.

Enjoy.

 

24 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

No. Not 3/3.

 

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You trust Gorsuch and Kavanaugh. I don’t.

 

18 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm talking about the House. That's important.

 

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What laws can that one house of Congress pass?

 

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

None. Neither can they. That's the point.

Don't you assholes remember your 5th Grade fractions?!?! They ONLY control 5/6th of the government!

Jesus...

16 minutes ago, retread said:

 

Yeah, Trump had to do that to "legally" install her "acting" replacement otherwise her second in command would've taken her spot. Now, he can put in place an even more deplorable unsoul.

Well they were free range before.

Are cage-free kids like cage-free eggs?


Cage free eggs are usually brown.

LOL. On Twitter it's been removed because of copyright laws.  Still showing here. 

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4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

makes you think.  

He's going to try and rebrand the White House isn't he

4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

makes you think.  

He will truly shit himself when he hears GW turned down the chance to be a King...

18 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

makes you think.  

Yeah, think that he epitomizes the attitude of the  annoying little yap dog who goes around pissing on everything to mark *his* territory.  Barks and snaps incessantly but folds like a cheap chair when confronted with reality.

Dismantling continues

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The White House is moving to do what no president has accomplished since World War II: eliminate a major federal agency.

If the Trump administration succeeds at dismantling the Office of Personnel Management, the closure could be a blueprint for shuttering other departments as it tries to shrink government.

The agency would be pulled apart and its functions divided among three other departments. An executive order directing parts of the transition by the fall is in the final stages of review, administration officials said, with an announcement by President Trump likely by summer. OPM employees were briefed at a meeting in March.

For Trump, the breakup of the 5,565-employee federal personnel agency would offer a jolt of bureaucratic defibrillation to a slow-to-change workforce that the president and his top aides have targeted as a symptom of a sluggish, inefficient government.

 

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If you want to dismantle a government agency, start with the bloated DHS. 

14 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If you want to dismantle a government agency, start with the bloated DHS. 

Or the bloated DJT.

Not an agency, I know.

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