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5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Psst.   Mugshot is from May 2017, so both pics are from Trump's America.

 

 

Oooops.

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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A bad joke premised on lies.  That really is a perfect image for the Trump administration. 

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14 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

A bad joke premised on lies.  That really is a perfect image for the Trump administration. 

And for idiot Republican voters who just copy and paste whatever bullshit they're fed without engaging their brains for a nanosecond. Mindless fucking zombies. 

33 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Psst.   Mugshot is from May 2017, so both pics are from Trump's America.

 

25 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

A bad joke premised on lies.  That really is a perfect image for the Trump administration. 

 

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And for idiot Republican voters who just copy and paste whatever bullshit they're fed without engaging their brains for a nanosecond. Mindless fucking zombies. 

He didn’t win a major throughout Obama’s terms in office. His life famously fell apart during that time. It’s a joke. Lighten up. 

Just now, Bama Chick said:

Aren’t jokes supposed to be funny?

Not conservative jokes. They're never funny. They are the opposite of funny, and also kind of sad.

50 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Aren’t jokes supposed to be funny?

That's the joke.

38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Fuck Trump.
 

Maybe trump was just joking like grhorn apparently says he was.

Arent they both hilarious?

3 hours ago, GRHorn said:

FC4-EA8-B7-69-A6-4-FEC-B398-4989-E1-CFF3

 

Funny as hell. Everyone else laughed their ass off that saw that. Fuck the losers who negged you. cunts. I will give you pos rep when I able tomorrow.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Fuck Trump.
 

Maybe she will reform her ways now. Put the needs of her constituents and country first instead of her coreligionists. Focus on the needs of Minnesota instead of those of other Muslims overseas.

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Funny as hell. Everyone else laughed their ass off that saw that. Fuck the losers who negged you. cunts

It’s not funny and it makes no sense. No surprise you liked it.
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12 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Funny as hell. Everyone else laughed their ass off that saw that. Fuck the losers who negged you. cunts. I will give you pos rep when I able tomorrow.

As has already been pointed out, both photos were taken after Trump took office.  This is why it's not funny, because the entire premise of the "joke" is false.  

Now, if he were wearing a tailored football jersey, that would be funny.  Or sucking dick for drugs.  Either one, tomato tomahto, whatevs.

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:


It’s not funny and it makes no sense. No surprise you liked it.

Get out of the CR bubble. I had a liberal friend who showed me that earlier today. GRHorn doesn’t deserve to get negged for the joke. Different land in the CR where cunts rule.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

As has already been pointed out, both photos were taken after Trump took office.  This is why it's not funny, because the entire premise of the "joke" is false.  

Now, if he were wearing a tailored football jersey, that would be funny.  Or sucking dick for drugs.  Either one, tomato tomahto, whatevs.

Personal attack, negged

52 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Funny as hell. Everyone else laughed their ass off that saw that.

You roll with some really stupid people.

4 hours ago, GRHorn said:

FC4-EA8-B7-69-A6-4-FEC-B398-4989-E1-CFF3

 

Started to laugh until I realized they accidentally put each pic on the wrong side. Simple mistake I guess.

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It's a funny meme and also totally predictable and funny that trumpkins fucked up the before picture. Some of you need to relax. 

There must be a large amount of mercury n the water in Houston I swear to God.

Its funny cause like Trump, Tiger was fucking a mistress/pornstar/hooker while his wife was at home with a newborn. Except in Trump's case it was his 3rd wife he was cheating on, not his first. But, Jesus said it was ok. 

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Ugh , Trump has already raised more money than all Democrats combined. I can’t take four more years of this. I can’t.

Ugh , Trump has already raised more money than all Democrats combined. I can’t take four more years of this. I can’t.
I don't think this is accurate. I think Sanders and Beto alone outraised them.

Hey Boeing! I got a suggestion to make! Fix the planes! Also add some great features, and REBRAND!! Call it the Super Plane! Why not done? 

But guys, air travel has never been safer than under Trumps. 

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But guys, air travel has never been safer than under Trumps. 

So true.  The MAX8 is perfectly safe.  The only thing that killed 400 passengers was bad branding.  Just rebrand it the 737 MAXSAFE and start flying it again.  Problem solved!

11 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

 


He needs to shut the fuck up.

 

His NEVER FORGET tweet about Omar has gotten over 200k likes more than any other tweet of his that I can remember recently. Attacking her pleases many constituencies that have lots of reasons to dislike her. Thankfully, Muslims don’t have much power in this country so there is virtually no blowback. That’s why neutering Mullah Omar is of vital importance. Luckily, she has given us plenty of ammunition and I am sure more is coming.

Lent isn't over.

Go the fuck away, you bigoted piece of trash. 

Wait, Nancy's leader is a freshman Congresswoman that Nancy has already spoken out against previously? Oh wait, it's Trump. It doesn't have to make sense to anyone other than violent morons like Iconoclast. 

There's one positive thing about last week, by taking Omar's quote out of context and demonizing her the conservatives continue to prove her point. 

29 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

So true.  The MAX8 is perfectly safe.  The only thing that killed 400 passengers was bad branding.  Just rebrand it the 737 MAXSAFE and start flying it again.  Problem solved!

Pretty much like filing bankruptcy then cranking up a new corporation the next day, debt free.   The casualties are unpaid creditors though. 

If Iconclast's statement that Trump's hate tweets get more likes than anything else, well then I'm out on Brisket's ledge if there are that many deplorables.  

20 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

His NEVER FORGET tweet about Omar has gotten over 200k likes more than any other tweet of his that I can remember recently. Attacking her pleases many constituencies that have lots of reasons to dislike her. Thankfully, Muslims don’t have much power in this country so there is virtually no blowback. That’s why neutering Mullah Omar is of vital importance. Luckily, she has given us plenty of ammunition and I am sure more is coming.

wow, 200k seems low. (he has 60mm followers).

never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Jesus, the leader of the free world is tweeting out support for a 72-YO actress & singer who went way out on a limb with her hot take on the domestic homeless issue.

As if Donald Trump gives a single flying fuck about the homeless. 

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus, the leader of the free world is tweeting out support for a 72-YO actress & singer who went way out on a limb with her hot take on the domestic homeless issue.

Also, and I can't believe I actually looked at Cher's twitter account and feel dumber already as her tweets are just as comprehensible as trump's.  The vast bulk of the tweets are calling out trump for being cruel, child separation, ignoring climate change, etc.  It's amazing how the right is grabbing on to this one tweet by Cher.

Who gives a shit what celebrities say...oh wait, she's agreeing with me. SEE, EVEN CHER AGREES WITH ME!

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38 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

His NEVER FORGET tweet about Omar has gotten over 200k likes more than any other tweet of his that I can remember recently. Attacking her pleases many constituencies that have lots of reasons to dislike her. Thankfully, Muslims don’t have much power in this country so there is virtually no blowback. That’s why neutering Mullah Omar is of vital importance. Luckily, she has given us plenty of ammunition and I am sure more is coming.

You know what, Icono? Fuck you. You’re a piece of shit. 

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