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19 hours ago, Skyline said:

 

Does Greg Craig count? Just asking for clarification on the rules of poo-flinging. 😃

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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22 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Lots of are enjoying Trump’s tax cuts. My real estate investments and equities are doing great. Smart ones like us aren’t wearing MAGA hats, supporting him on Facebook or attending Trump rallies. We keep our support quiet in polite company. You’d never suspect who we are.

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3 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

he just sits in his room and watches TV all day. amazing.

"He's doing a great job!"

@Johnny Sack

whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

i would much rather him sit and watch tv all day than some of the shit he's been doing.

4 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

Fox is propping up Bernie bc they think he's an easier opponent than Biden.

If Fox News wanted to make more money, they would help elect a democrat.  Trump’s schtick is a liability.  They were more profitable when they were the opposition news channel instead of state run media. 

ETA:  but it’s a tough call because they do run the White House now. 

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18 hours ago, Party_Taco said:


Yeah, except this generation will also grow old and stupid over time.

They’ll get old but not as stupid because they will vividly remember trump and how stupid the olds were right now.

Then they will have kids who will become just as stupid as the current olds when they get much older because their parents weren’t a bunch of idiots when they got old. 

Circle of life. 

All of you guys blaming this on "the olds" are clearly city folk.  

17 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

All of you guys blaming this on "the olds" are clearly city folk.  

True but the rurals are a dying breed. Texas for example is going the way of Illinois and Nevada. Chicago dominates Illinois, and Vegas is now dominating Nevada. In Texas it will be Dallas Houston Austin and San Antonio dominating the rest of the state. If the valley would get off its ass and vote it would have already happened. 

Lets have the next Dem president order all Federal prisoners convicted of gun offenses be released in red states. 

Ok now that’s funny.

Fuck your laws and norms. 

 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:


Ok now that’s funny.

It is, but as far as political football cruelty is concerned, a more apt comparison would be sending all foster children and orphans to red states.  

he has more free time than anyone I know  

 

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13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he has more free time than anyone I know  

did he just thank himself in the 3rd person?

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

All of you guys blaming this on "the olds" are clearly city folk.  

This is an outstanding point.  Rural areas are getting dumber and dumber by the minute.

He's jealous. It's great. And next Fox is going with Mayor Pete. 

At least he’s not trying to get a Muslim woman of color killed tonight.

The bar is that low. 

10 hours ago, Constant said:

I wish we could drop a water bomb on the White House. 

nah. Drop it one when he is at Mar a Lago.

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s a fucking nutjob. 

 

if other countries did this we would be begging to make it into a reality show we could watch.  holy shit this is embarrassing.

55 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

At least he’s not trying to get a Muslim woman of color killed tonight.

The night is young. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s a fucking nutjob. 

 

Sadly, absolutely nothing surprises me about that Tweet. Except maybe that he didnt drop a "NO COLLUSION!" in right before the "May God Rest Their Soul" bit.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

if other countries did this we would be begging to make it into a reality show we could watch.  holy shit this is embarrassing.

Just call him Wife Cheating Donald. The dems need to step up and start playing a little of his game. 

5 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Just call him Wife Cheating Donald. The dems need to step up and start playing a little of his game. 

Way too complicated.  Call him "Raw Dog Donald"

Every other member of his base will have to, as a matter of course, turn to a person near them and ask, "What does 'Raw Dog' mean?"  And then fun truly begins...

5 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Just call him Wife Cheating Donald. The dems need to step up and start playing a little of his game. 

Imagine a coordinated tweet attack among all Dem candidates, each dropping a bullying nickname at the same time.  Warren kicks off the party with "he calls me Pocohantas, what should Donald's 'Indian name' be?"

Suggestions tweeted by the minute: Little Hands Donald,  Putin's Reek, Bigly The PornSlayer, Raw Dog the Bounty Hunter. . . .   

1 hour ago, Disco Strangler said:

Raw Dog the Bounty Hunter

This one is actually pretty good.

Sleepy Joe?

Do better, Mr. President, that shit is BORING

Handsy Joe, Grabby Joe, Gropey Joe

It’s got to be one that get’s to him. You call him Raw Dawg Don and he’ll just use it at one of his WWE style hate rallies.

 

Donnie elf hands

Cue ball Don

Wiggy Blowy Donny

Pencil dick trump

Donnie, the 239 pound elephant 

 

Something like that. 

 

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9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

if other countries did this we would be begging to make it into a reality show we could watch.  holy shit this is embarrassing.

Maybe we are the reality show other countries (or planets) watch.

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7 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Sleepy Joe?

Do better, Mr. President, that shit is BORING

Handsy Joe, Grabby Joe, Gropey Joe

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8 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

Imagine a coordinated tweet attack among all Dem candidates, each dropping a bullying nickname at the same time.  Warren kicks off the party with "he calls me Pocohantas, what should Donald's 'Indian name' be?"

Suggestions tweeted by the minute: Little Hands Donald,  Putin's Reek, Bigly The PornSlayer, Raw Dog the Bounty Hunter. . . .   

this isn't actually a bad idea. maybe not limit it to native american names but if beto or buttigieg (sp?) were to say "dotard loves nicknames and it is unbecoming of a president. but hey, lets show him how ridiculous it can be, lets get a nickname for dotard and complicit ivanka, criminal kushner... If this is the president you want, keep up the names and vote for dotard. if you want to bring class back to the presidency, vote for me...." or something along those lines made by campaign manager much smarter than me. i want a candidate to stand up to this sack of shit bully and his criminal fucking family.

Meanwhile back in Groundhog Day...
 

 

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Good to see he’s rattled this morning.  Must have been a really tough shit.  

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Meanwhile back in Groundhog Day...
 

 

 

Oh, good...the president has discovered OANN -- the low budget Fox News that makes Fox News look somewhat rational.

Tulsi is right along with many other anti-war voices to speak out against Trump's veto of the War Powers Resolution act.  He's just doing the bidding of the military-industrial complex and SA, which deserves extreme criticism in my opinion.  Like she said before, he's being Saudi Arabia's bitch. The atrocities in Yemen that have been enabled by our foreign aid and weapons to SA are despicable. 

 

 

 


 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
Meanwhile back in Groundhog Day...
 

 

Congress must change the border?  Is he suggesting we annex Mexico?

It is still unbelievable to me that the President can openly lie about sections of the wall currently being built, something that is tangible and can be verified, and nobody even really cares.

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20 minutes ago, American Swindle said:

Tulsi is right along with many other anti-war voices to speak out against Trump's veto of the War Powers Resolution act.  He's just doing the bidding of the military-industrial complex and SA, which deserves extreme criticism in my opinion.  Like she said before, he's being Saudi Arabia's bitch. The atrocities in Yemen that have been enabled by our foreign aid and weapons to SA are despicable. 

 

 

 


 

Ron Paul crowd really got cucked by Trump didn't they?

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It is still unbelievable to me that the President can openly lie about sections of the wall currently being built, something that is tangible and can be verified, and nobody even really cares.

I still think we should just tell all his deplorable cultists that the wall is built and everything is good.  Problem solved.

14 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Ron Paul crowd really got cucked by Trump didn't they?

Whocouldanode!?

27 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It is still unbelievable to me that the President can openly lie about sections of the wall currently being built, something that is tangible and can be verified, and nobody even really cares.

 

Lulz, these three tweets were posted back to back on the previous page. Nobody really cares about fucking anything... 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

Lulz, these three tweets were posted back to back on the previous page. Nobody really cares about fucking anything... 

 

WHY NOT DONE?

13 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

did he just thank himself in the 3rd person?

This should not be overlooked.

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