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18 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Meanwhile this splotchy slob finds himself emboldened enough to start taking prisoners.  I'm sure it'll be fine.

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"Recent video footage released by UCP shows two members holding what appear to be semi-automatic rifles near immigrants, many of them children."

Why do these ignorant racist fucks live on the border if they hate Mexicans so much? He needs to move his prejudice, PBR swilling fat ass to Cornhole, Nebraska 

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47 minutes ago, Mapache said:

 

"Recent video footage released by UCP shows two members holding what appear to be semi-automatic rifles near immigrants, many of them children."

Why do these ignorant racist fucks live on the border if they hate Mexicans so much? He needs to move his prejudice, PBR swilling fat ass to Cornhole, Nebraska 

Especially because so many of these guys loathed the government (before Trump).  

Instead they choose to live in an area where they will encounter armed federal agents fairly often.  

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Is the KING !

 

He is your president until 2020 and will be your president until 2024.

 

 

Melt you libtards.

 

I can not believe I graduated from the same school as you brainwashed hacks.  NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION.

 

 

Hearings, hearings, hearings followed by impeachment is 100% the right move.
Your phone auto-corrected "impeachment" to "election". Just FYI

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Socialism is not the way.

Trump is the way, he has flaws but he is your PRESIDENT.  Get on board or sky scream all you want.  NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION.

 

You people are definitely passionate and good for you, get TRUMP.   Be that  passionate about the next  president that is elected also.

Melt you libtards.
 
I can not believe I graduated from the same school as you brainwashed hacks.  NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION.
 
 


Lol - go back to texags
On 4/19/2019 at 9:54 AM, Biff Tannen said:

This whole point in our history is quite fascinating and disturbing.  You cannot have a functioning society when half the population lives in a different reality.  I don't know where we go from here, but I feel like it can't be good.

It’ll end in blood one way or the other. It may take years, but it’s clear the halves are on a collision course. 

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3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Here's a little blurb from last week's Ispos/Reuters poll that should terrify the White House and Republicans:

"Two in five Americans (40%) approve of the way Donald Trump is handling his job as president, statistically unchanged from last week (39%). The overwhelming majority of Republicans (83%) support the president. Independents (37%) and Democrats (11%) are more critical of Trump."

That is not good.

My guess is while they don't approve, they don't all vote.  If that changes, then yeah, that's a huge deal.  

1 minute ago, The People’s Elbow said:

It’ll end in blood one way or the other. I don’t know when or how much, but it’s clear the halves are on a collision course. 

That's the rub--the NRA are whores that sell guns to everybody.  Democrats only ask for responsible sellers and ownership.  That's a far cry from only the Republicans own guns. 

You should be. They've gone nuts. It's a problem we're going to have to deal with. Hopefully many of them die off soon.

They will. And it will just be a minority crew of scared, angry hicks trying to maintain control of a world that has long surpassed them. They will fail.  

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Player said:

 


Lol - go back to texags

 

You can kiss my UT graduate ass.

10 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

That's the rub--the NRA are whores that sell guns to everybody.  Democrats only ask for responsible sellers and ownership.  That's a far cry from only the Republicans own guns. 

You have to be off your meds............... no way that anyone will sell a firearm to nuts like you.   Get a life.

It’ll end in blood one way or the other. It may take years, but it’s clear the halves are on a collision course. 
It won't. The hate and bile and xenophobia will go out with an easily forgotten whimper as they die off and lose their influence. This four year period will go down as the death throes of a dying, self-important generation trying to put their irrelevant stamp on a world that will soon eagerly forget and redact their existence.

We will be fine. Ride it out. They'll be a footnote in a history textbook soon.

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Man, remember how Rush spent the better part of a decade railing on Bill Clinton and how he treated women? I bet Dotard got quite the tongue lashing on the golf course today. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Playing golf all day and binge watching Fox News all night to own the libs.

It's astonishing to think about the magnitude of the con job that one man ran on 40% of the American public, and I'm not talking about Cheeto. Rush single-handedly demonized the Clintons since 1992, and the Ds in general for 30+ years. He had help from FoxHannityLevinetc, but it happened b/c of him.

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Very stable bootstrappers.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

All Mitt had to do was send out this tweet to secure victory:

“I, Mitt Romney,  strongly oppose the ideas and political values of my opponent, Barack Obama.  Despite my strong reservations, and with deeply furrowed eyebrows, I will nonetheless vote for Mr. Obama and endorse his candidacy over mine.  Furthermore, I will also support every policy and position he conceives.  He is simply that dangerous.”

5 hours ago, retread said:

It's astonishing to think about the magnitude of the con job that one man ran on 40% of the American public, and I'm not talking about Cheeto. Rush single-handedly demonized the Clintons since 1992, and the Ds in general for 30+ years. He had help from FoxHannityLevinetc, but it happened b/c of him.

They investigated Hillary based on their own rhetoric rather than evidence.  She gave an 11 hour testimony to the Senate Intelligence committee with no evidence of wrong doing.  You'd think they'd notice or at least want to look at a large, lying sack of orange shit that commits crimes daily.      

5 hours ago, MOODY said:

You have to be off your meds............... no way that anyone will sell a firearm to nuts like you.   Get a life.

Ever break into my house and you'll be surprised first and then, hopefully, missed by someone at your services.  Mid 40 year olds typically don't need meds and guns can be legally owned in the DC metro area, regardless of DCs restrictions.  There's not a shortage of firearms or places to buy them in this country--my mom bought hers from a parishioner she met in church in Texas.  

And he says 138 million killed in Sri Lanka. He's just such a consistent fucking moron.

Happy Easter! Now back to my usual bullshit. 

 

Poor Mitt, the Don just doesn't appreciate halfhearted blowjobs.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Happy Easter! Now back to my usual bullshit. 

 

The best part about these tweets is that Robert Mueller found evidence of both collusion and obstruction and said so in the report. 

But this is America and people can't be bothered to read past a headline, so illiteracy is helping our illiterate president.

35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The best part about these tweets is that Robert Mueller found evidence of both collusion and obstruction and said so in the report. 

But this is America and people can't be bothered to read past a headline, so illiteracy is helping our illiterate president.

fake news.

Imagine for a moment Obama tweeting shit like that out on Easter morning, and the reaction from team R.

Remember that time Donald Trump reveled and whined about being a victim who endured the "worst and most corrupt witch hunt" on Easter?  On Easter?  Yep, Easter.

Oh my God! Can you believe it?!? I mean totally for sure! 

My respect for trump would actually go up today if he would show up for Easter service in a tan suit. 

22 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

My respect for trump would actually go up today if he would show up for Easter service in a tan suit. 

Or....a Easter Bunny costume!

2 hours ago, retread said:

Rudy suggests to @jaketapper that he knows of some nefarious activity involving Romney 2012 campaign without offering evidence. “I could tell you the things he wanted to do,” calling Romney a “hypocrite.” “There’s nothing wrong with getting information from Russians,” he adds

And THAT is how you immunize the deplorables from any further news to come about Manafort giving polling data to the Russians or Stone working with them.

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2 hours ago, retread said:

 

i just watched this interview. rudy has become even more of a beating. unwatchable when he’s talking to a cnn type. 

basically called the entire report unreliable/non-credible. then tapper said “well since it exonerated the president, and it’s unreliable, then should we not see the president as exonerated?” and then instead of responding, he went on a rant about investigating hillary. 

watching his shit makes me dizzy. 

Happy Easter you malcontents. He Is Risen! 

 

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i just watched this interview. rudy has become even more of a beating. unwatchable when he’s talking to a cnn type. 

basically called the entire report unreliable/non-credible. then tapper said “well since it exonerated the president, and it’s unreliable, then should we not see the president as exonerated?” and then instead of responding, he went on a rant about investigating hillary. 

watching his shit makes me dizzy. 

I saw that. I think the question broke Rudy's brain.

I'm pretty sure he also said something about Mueller torturing witnesses. 

2 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Happy Easter you malcontents. He Is Risen! 

 

 

21 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Love my president

 

The Bunny’s expression is telling!

54 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I saw that. I think the question broke Rudy's brain.

I'm pretty sure he also said something about Mueller torturing witnesses. 

yep. did you also notice how tapper mentioned the president’s history of lying, rudy was like whoa whoa whoa, what?

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