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The president has mushy brains. 

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yep. did you also notice how tapper mentioned the president’s history of lying, rudy was like whoa whoa whoa, what?

and the independent spirit award goes to...

Rudy was peak Rudy this morning.  I couldn’t stop laughing...

It is absolutely impossible that Trump doesn't drink.  

 

The president has mushy brains. 

I think my kid’s hollow chocolate bunny was smarter than trump.
On 4/18/2019 at 8:40 PM, Bama Chick said:

Why is Melania dressed up as Devin Nunes’ cow?
 

 

Is it just me or do she look like Cruella DeVille?

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It is absolutely impossible that Trump doesn't drink.  

 

You’ve never worked with manic people in a psych ward.  That was quite the rotation.  

I mean, his detractors like to toss out shit like "sociopath" or "borderline retarded" and all kind of shit that we know isn't really true...just more namecalling in these times of "elevated" debate.  

But there are times he's speaking, like there on the White House balcony, that could so simply be attributed to day drinking.  

I can’t speak to any other disorder he may or may not have but I’ve dealt with people who had narcissistic personality disorder and I’ve never seen someone who more closely meets all the criteria for it than the guy rage tweeting about witch hunts on Easter from the White House. 

29 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I mean, his detractors like to toss out shit like "sociopath" or "borderline retarded" and all kind of shit that we know isn't really true...just more namecalling in these times of "elevated" debate.  

But there are times he's speaking, like there on the White House balcony, that could so simply be attributed to day drinking.  

He has narcissistic personality disorder.  It’s a textbook case.  Look it up in the DSM.  

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JJ said it. He’s right.

Oh, I know he's a narcissist, but that wouldn't explain his speech patterns.  As far as I know, NPD does not affect articulation.  

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Oh, I know he's a narcissist, but that wouldn't explain his speech patterns.  As far as I know, NPD does not affect articulation.  

Yeah you rarely see a mental disorder that only fits characteristics of that particular mental disorder, they bleed into others. 

The truth is the disorder should have a negative impact on the patient not just others.  That part is debatable with Trump as he seems to thrive on the chaos.  

14 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Oh, I know he's a narcissist, but that wouldn't explain his speech patterns.  As far as I know, NPD does not affect articulation.  

No something else is causing that. My guess is dementia but that’s just a guess. 

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Love my president

 

Melania’s stone face on the left, the Easter Bunny’s “no fucking way this is happening” face on the right, a complete fucking moron as the president of the United States. Convince me we aren’t in a simulation.

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Melania’s stone face on the left, the Easter Bunny’s “no fucking way this is happening” face on the right, a complete fucking moron as the president of the United States. Convince me we aren’t in a simulation.

Yeah I don’t know. I’m not sure I can formulate a good argument against it.

You got Melanie on the left looking thoroughly pissed off. You got the Easter bunny on the right looking like someone just poked something up his ass. And then there’s dotard in the middle spewing out complete nonsense like he just learned the English language a few weeks ago.

Im guessing simulation. 

And yeah trump couldn’t remember the name of the White House. That’s a good sign. 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

And yeah trump couldn’t remember the name of the White House. That’s a good sign. 

"The Tippy Top house, building or whatever"

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I mean, his detractors like to toss out shit like "sociopath" or "borderline retarded" and all kind of shit that we know isn't really true...just more namecalling in these times of "elevated" debate.  

But there are times he's speaking, like there on the White House balcony, that could so simply be attributed to day drinking.  

I don't recall ever needing the adjective "borderline"

Better come up with a damn D12 or gonna get boycotted

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Melania’s stone face on the left, the Easter Bunny’s “no fucking way this is happening” face on the right, a complete fucking moron as the president of the United States. Convince me we aren’t in a simulation.

Rabbit should have turned to face DOTARD and slowly shook its head.

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Hey Don, you are writing about your very bigly pains in the past tense.  Sorry but IT AIN’T OVER YET.

Love my president
 

It's beautiful.
One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
One's going east, the other’s going west. So what?
And this rabbit saying, "Whaddya want from me?"

Glad to see the talking points shifting on impeachment.

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

Yeah, D12 hasn't existed since Proof died.  

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Oh, I know he's a narcissist, but that wouldn't explain his speech patterns.  As far as I know, NPD does not affect articulation.  

Sometimes his dentures come loose. 

Sometimes his dentures come loose. 


Yeah, he’s cheap
35 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

i can only assume he's asleep and a twitter intern is in charge right now.

Yeah can someone explain to me how we’re gonna impeach trump for a crime that clearly was committed by Obama and Hillary? Because that seems kinda tough to do. 

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The fuck does this even mean?

Translation:  "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."

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A number of Republican Party officials and Trump advisers are studying a trend that has received scant national media coverage but could pose a jarring dilemma for the president: Will Trump have to choose between releasing his tax returns and having his name on the ballot in some blue states for the 2020 election?

Driving the news: Illinois' state senate recently passed a bill that would require people running for president or vice president to disclose their tax returns from the past five years.

 

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The big picture: Illinois is not alone. Per the National Conference of State Legislatures...

"As of February 20, 2017 legislators in 18 states (Arizona, California, Connecticut, Hawaii, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Maryland, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Tennessee, Vermont and Virginia) have introduced bills" to require "future presidential candidates to disclose income tax returns in order to be placed on the general election ballot."

The bottom line: None of these bills have been signed into law (yet). But it seems possible — even likely — that at least one blue state might put it in place. And that potential scenario is giving Trump allies pause.

 

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Our thought bubble: Given Trump's determination so far to keep his taxes hidden, it's not crazy to imagine that he'd rather not be on the ballot in a state he's certain to lose than turn over his taxes. 

Keep your eye on this — as Republican Party officials will surely do.

 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

So if make America great again, we can impeach him for a crime that was committed by Democrats? Seems we have our work cut out for us. 

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Well he can't selectively turn his taxes over. He either turns them over to the entire electorate or he's not on the ballot in every state that requires the taxes to be disclosed. 

Somebody can't make a meme/gif of the redhead in "Planes, Trains, & Automobiles"???

"Uh-Oh!"  

"Uh-Oh, what?"

"Uh-Oh, you're fucked"  

3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Well he can't selectively turn his taxes over. He either turns them over to the entire electorate or he's not on the ballot in every state that requires the taxes to be disclosed. 

Are you drunk? Of course his choice is to fully release or not.  

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20 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

Are you drunk? Of course his choice is to fully release or not.  

he is a mouth breathing moron. what makes you think he'd turn over instead of hide like the little cunt he is? so far everything indicates he will run and hide like bitch made pussy that he is. or do you have any links to show he is favoring disclosure?

Do you know how sad it is that Rick Perry is the smartest and best person on Trump's team?

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

He’s quite the theologian.

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The most Christian president in the history of this country!!!!

4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Do you know how sad it is that Rick Perry is the smartest and best person on Trump's team?

not for long...

10 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

That's Coolio and all but:

Arizona, California, Connecticut, Hawaii, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Maryland, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Tennessee, Vermont and Virginia

Arizona, Iowa, Tennessee - GOP governors, would veto

Now Pennsylvania and Minnesota would be big. Of course it would just be "Fake news, I wasn't on the ballot in California/New York/Pennsylvania/Virginia so the results are tainted and bigly wrong and I would have won the electoral college and popular vote otherwise" 

4 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

The most Christian president in the history of this country!!!!

Come on, give the guy a break.

He's just started reading 3 Corinthians. You can't expect him to know everything about Jesus.

58 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

Come on, give the guy a break.

He's just started reading 3 Corinthians. You can't expect him to know everything about Jesus.

Three Corinthians walk into a bar...

1 hour ago, Asithappens said:

Come on, give the guy a break.

He's just started reading 3 Corinthians. You can't expect him to know everything about Jesus.

Trump.  Reading.  That’s cute.

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