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52 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Democrats pumped up Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to cause the mortgage crisis. Obama then lengthened the crisis by giving away golden parachutes to failing bank executives. His socialist policies also prevented American automakers from using the free market to right the ship.

On top of that, he said local law enforcement acted stupidly when they harassed professor Gates in his front porch.

 

These are solid talking points.

All wrong.

But you might be joking. 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Don't be ridiculous. If there's one thing we know about this President, it's that he doesn't pay bills. 

What line item does "Hush" money fall under? I know it's not a bill, but it seems like it should be.

Country's.

Plus, I thought Mexico had been doing a good job intercepting these wild bands of marauding coyotes?

The most transparent president ever!
 

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An election cannot resolve high crimes and misdemeanors.  I’m not sure why I’m posting this but perhaps it’s important. 

34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
The most transparent president ever!
 

Translation: He's fucked.

4 hours ago, retread said:

Baylor women served fast food for winning NC. Mulkey's rxn

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Fuck her.  She was the one talking shit about how Baylor fans should punch people who didn't think it was a good place to send their daughters in the face.  

11 minutes ago, troph said:

Fast food for winning the natty and coming for a visit is about as low ball as you can get. Fuck that guy.

Especially considering that they have a professional chef and a fully staffed kitchen already in the building. And Trump also owns a hotel and restaurant just down the street that could cater an event more efficiently than sending out for Big Macs and Whoppers. 

He's rich white trash and can't hide it. 

53 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

An election cannot resolve high crimes and misdemeanors.  I’m not sure why I’m posting this but perhaps it’s important. 

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You are laughably wrong.  Obama not letting all the country's automotive manufacturing go down the tubes, thereby stopping a ripple effect of closed suppliers and dependent businesses (everything from lunch counters to raw product suppliers of suppliers), is an ode to successful Democratic economic policies.   The ship was righted.   We did not lose our auto industry because O did not listen to morons who wanted to 'burn it down and let the free marker build it up'. 
That is the same kind of stupid as trickle down.  And yet, a gullible base eats that nonsense up.  Sad.    


For fuck sake, he wore tan suit, ate grey poupon, and wore mom jeans. His wife wanted kids to eat healthy. And the stock market plunged 2000 points after he took office. DO SOMETHING!
17 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


For fuck sake, he wore tan suit, ate grey poupon, and wore mom jeans. His wife wanted kids to eat healthy. And the stock market plunged 2000 points after he took office. DO SOMETHING!

 

Still not absurd enough. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He's rich white trash and can't hide it.

He’s not rich. He’s flat ass broke. 

19 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He’s flat ass broke. 

Not if he can stay in office a few more years. Foreign bookings at his properties are way up!

10 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

What line item does "Hush" money fall under? I know it's not a bill, but it seems like it should be.

In accounting speak, classify as “deferred liabilities”

9 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


But, but, he’s bleck!

 

He wants to put Tupac on the $100 bill and replace the Jefferson Memorial with one for Rodney King. 

13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

The first family pays for the food. That’s why he does it. He’s a cheap asshole. 

Slight correction,  the first family reimburses the govt for the all food purchased for their use.  Do we really think trump’s accounts are up to date? Is the WH going to stop providing food to the first family because trump doesn’t pay?

in other news:

 

I heard that he wanted to replace God Bless America with Subhan Allah and make burqas mandatory to wear for all school children. 

12 hours ago, 6th Street said:

I think it's a combination of that and the fact that he's got no class or taste. 

And, he has a tab at BK and Mickey D's.  And will never pay it.

10 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Fuck her.  She was the one talking shit about how Baylor fans should punch people who didn't think it was a good place to send their daughters in the face.  

Do you like getting cockblocked?

15 hours ago, 6th Street said:

I think it's a combination of that and the fact that he's got no class or taste. 

The douchebag eats steak with catsup.  He eats fast food--it's why he's f'g fat.  Want to know who hates his diet--his launderer.  Because while he repeatedly dodged the draft those underpants have seen combat everyday and that launderer has had to fix the troops and send them back into action.  If there's a medal of honor, we know who the next president should award it to and as a nation, we salute you. 

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15 hours ago, 6th Street said:

I think it's a combination of that and the fact that he's got no class or taste. 

He's the perfect president for the United States in 2019. He's fat off of fast food, pretends he makes more than he does, and does nothing but watch television. Look at what our founding fathers and early presidents wrote about and compare that with Trump. They were able to cite Rousseau, Blackstone, Plutarch, and Cicero without any problem and now we're stuck with a guy watching Fox News 24/7...fuck us and what we've become.

 

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

He's the perfect president for the United States in 2019. He's fat off of fast food, pretends he makes more than he does, and does nothing but watch television. Look at what our founding fathers and early presidents wrote about and compare that with Trump. They were able to cite Rousseau, Blackstone, Plutarch, and Cicero without any problem and now we're stuck with a guy watching Fox News 24/7...fuck us and what we've become.

 

 

 

 

Emphasized for truth.  One evening a couple of weeks ago, our Norwegian friends visiting finally asked "so, Trump...what the hell?"  Our answer was pretty simple -- "We'd like to tell you that's not who we are.  But that's exactly who we are.  America has a LOT of really shitty people in it, and now everyone knows it.  Trump won because a lot of people wanted a guy just like him to be president.  Imagine what those people are like -- and you'd be right."

Trump is our American id.  He's the perfect punctuation mark for the end of the American century.

I thought the fast food feast for Clemson was because the government was shutdown so they couldn’t make use of the normal WH dining services, so they brought in the fast food to show they were “experiencing the hardships of the shutdown like the real folks “.

But the government isn’t shutdown now.

So is serving fast food now his signature thing for championship celebrations?

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I thought the fast food feast for Clemson was because the government was shutdown so they couldn’t make use of the normal WH dining services, so they brought in the fast food to show they were “experiencing the hardships of the shutdown like the real folks “.

But the government isn’t shutdown now.

So is serving fast food now his signature thing for championship celebrations?

It makes sense when you realize that Donald Trump is white trash.

Yes. Because he’s a cheap, classless fuck. 

He was criticized for it with Clemson so of course he doubled down because he’ll never admit he’s wrong. No wonder Virginia passed on the buffet. 

23 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

He's the perfect president for the United States in 2019. He's fat off of fast food, pretends he makes more than he does, and does nothing but watch television. Look at what our founding fathers and early presidents wrote about and compare that with Trump. They were able to cite ?Rousseau, B?la?ckstone, Plutarch, and Cicero without any problem and now we're stuck with a guy watching Fox News 24/7...fuck us and what we've become.?

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For fuck sake, he wore tan suit, ate grey poupon, and wore mom jeans. His wife wanted kids to eat healthy. And the stock market plunged 2000 points after he took office. DO SOMETHING!

If a Muslim from Kenya swears on a Bible in his oath of office - it don’t count.


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Dumb question amnesty please:

 

1) What did other previous presidents serve national champs? What did Obama serve? Was it Halal?

 

2) Is DOTARD really making a lot of money off his hotels and such? Anybody got any actual analysis? Seems like I've heard that his DC hotel is raking it in, but others across the world are not doing so well. Can I get a link?

3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Dumb question amnesty please:

 

1) What did other previous presidents serve national champs? What did Obama serve? Was it Halal?

 

2) Is DOTARD really making a lot of money off his hotels and such? Anybody got any actual analysis? Seems like I've heard that his DC hotel is raking it in, but others across the world are not doing so well. Can I get a link?

here's an easy link on money.  this has been obvious since day one.  you let the world know you can be influenced by petty acts, and you let the world see there are several open registers.

https://www.cheatsheet.com/money-career/americans-in-these-states-are-getting-the-most-value-for-their-tax-money.html/

19 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What a whiny little cunt of a man.

If the tweet is threaded, it's 99% likely to be a Scavino tweet. Trump never threads his tweets. 

49 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I thought the fast food feast for Clemson was because the government was shutdown so they couldn’t make use of the normal WH dining services, so they brought in the fast food to show they were “experiencing the hardships of the shutdown like the real folks “.

But the government isn’t shutdown now.

So is serving fast food now his signature thing for championship celebrations?

yeah, this confused me as well.

and as much as everyone wants to say, "of course fast food, he's white trash", it still doesn't fit with trump's "brand" of trying to prove to everyone how classy and polished he is.  everything in his hotels, casinos, yachts, whatever is over-the-top pretentious garbage, but it costs a lot.  i would've thought he would serve something so nice and decadent that it would've been awkward, then he would've found a way to criticize college kids for not appreciating it.

although it could be what someone else mentioned - that he got shit on for the clemson meal, and now he's doubling down because he hates the press and somehow thinks this is more "fun" for the kids.  idiot.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, this confused me as well.

and as much as everyone wants to say, "of course fast food, he's white trash", it still doesn't fit with trump's "brand" of trying to prove to everyone how classy and polished he is.  everything in his hotels, casinos, yachts, whatever is over-the-top pretentious garbage, but it costs a lot.  i would've thought he would serve something so nice and decadent that it would've been awkward, then he would've found a way to criticize college kids for not appreciating it.

although it could be what someone else mentioned - that he got shit on for the clemson meal, and now he's doubling down because he hates the press and somehow thinks this is more "fun" for the kids.  idiot.

Taco. Bowl.

i don't exactly know where to put this (title of your sex tape) so i'll just leave it here.  could've gone in fox news or late night political threads as well.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a27310320/donald-trump-fox-news-maria-bartiromo-interview-rant/

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/seth-meyers-donald-trump-fox_n_5cc854e8e4b02791823f4ff2

apparently once trump gets going, it's hard to get him off the phone.  my nana is the same way once she gets going about the cubs.

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, this confused me as well.

and as much as everyone wants to say, "of course fast food, he's white trash", it still doesn't fit with trump's "brand" of trying to prove to everyone how classy and polished he is.  everything in his hotels, casinos, yachts, whatever is over-the-top pretentious garbage, but it costs a lot.  i would've thought he would serve something so nice and decadent that it would've been awkward, then he would've found a way to criticize college kids for not appreciating it.

although it could be what someone else mentioned - that he got shit on for the clemson meal, and now he's doubling down because he hates the press and somehow thinks this is more "fun" for the kids.  idiot.

The White House isn't a Trump property so he doesn't give a shit about trying to dress it up. He probably figures it's an extra thousand dollars or so that he can now funnel to his golf club.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I thought the fast food feast for Clemson was because the government was shutdown so they couldn’t make use of the normal WH dining services, so they brought in the fast food to show they were “experiencing the hardships of the shutdown like the real folks “.

But the government isn’t shutdown now.

So is serving fast food now his signature thing for championship celebrations?

Its endearing to his base, those good citizens best suited to decide who runs the country.  You know, fat-ass poors who do their grocery shopping at family dollar and whose dinner-and-a-movie is at McDonalds and the dollar cinema.

#MGAGA!

 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Yes. Because he’s a cheap, classless fuck. 

He was criticized for it with Clemson so of course he doubled down because he’ll never admit he’s wrong. No wonder Virginia passed on the buffet. 

Umm. I'm sorry, but you sir do not know what class looks like. I bet you don't even have any lion statues at your house. 

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40 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i don't exactly know where to put this (title of your sex tape) so i'll just leave it here.  could've gone in fox news or late night political threads as well.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a27310320/donald-trump-fox-news-maria-bartiromo-interview-rant/

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/seth-meyers-donald-trump-fox_n_5cc854e8e4b02791823f4ff2

apparently once trump gets going, it's hard to get him off the phone.  my nana is the same way once she gets going about the cubs.

Seth Meyers has done the best with the Trump mockery platform.   Every Closer Look he makes is really great.

9 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

^ tha fuk?  Is that real? Because that is (again) not Melania.  And of COURSE they'd have Barron in a fecking suit and tie.

it's real, but it's from several years and plastic surgeries ago. 

my favorite part of the picture, aside from melania's stylish leg jutting out, is the car toys featured: two limos and a sports car. i'm sure poor barron got to choose any cars he wanted so that it wouldn't appear as though it was to impart a certain kind of status and lifestyle. i'd be willing to bet that sports car was a compromise.

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Dumb question amnesty please:

 

1) What did other previous presidents serve national champs? What did Obama serve? Was it Halal?

 

2) Is DOTARD really making a lot of money off his hotels and such? Anybody got any actual analysis? Seems like I've heard that his DC hotel is raking it in, but others across the world are not doing so well. Can I get a link?

he sells his name to the hotels, he doesnt own them.

I'm a chick so I notice these things, just saying Melania's face has never resembled the woman in that photo, no matter how many surgeries ago. Totally different person

16 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

it's real, but it's from several years and plastic surgeries ago. 

my favorite part of the picture, aside from melania's stylish leg jutting out, is the car toys featured: two limos and a sports car. i'm sure poor barron got to choose any cars he wanted so that it wouldn't appear as though it was to impart a certain kind of status and lifestyle. i'd be willing to bet that sports car was a compromise.

I realize some people think a life of (nasty) luxury and a big leg up on most Americans is to be admired, but can you imagine how fucking lonely that kid is?  I feel very sorry for him. 

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