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So he had a meeting with Chuck and Nancy today and apparently agreed to $2T in infrastructure spending.  Odds he walks it back before the day is over once Rs start complaining about working with the Ds?  1000%?

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  • GHOSTUSER
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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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47 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Umm. I'm sorry, but you sir do not know what class looks like. I bet you don't even have any lion statues at your house. 

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I've seen this before, but I just noticed that the kid's toy cars are limos.  WTF?

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I've seen this before, but I just noticed that the kid's toy cars are limos.  WTF?

Limos are Donnie’s toys.  The sports car is Baron’s.  

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

He's the perfect president for the United States in 2019. He's fat off of fast food, pretends he makes more than he does, and does nothing but watch television. Look at what our founding fathers and early presidents wrote about and compare that with Trump. They were able to cite Rousseau, Blackstone, Plutarch, and Cicero without any problem and now we're stuck with a guy watching Fox News 24/7...fuck us and what we've become.

 

 

 

 

‘He’s just like me!’

-Rubes

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

He's the perfect president for the United States in 2019. He's fat off of fast food, pretends he makes more than he does, and does nothing but watch television. Look at what our founding fathers and early presidents wrote about and compare that with Trump. They were able to cite Rousseau, Blackstone, Plutarch, and Cicero without any problem and now we're stuck with a guy watching Fox News 24/7...fuck us and what we've become.

 

 

 

 

Modern day founding father - able to cite Roseanne, FoxNewsBlackGuy, Pluto and Cici's Pizza without any problem. 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

The White House isn't a Trump property so he doesn't give a shit about trying to dress it up. He probably figures it's an extra thousand dollars or so that he can now funnel to his golf club.

That and some of those teams have a lot of minorities.  

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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Harley-Davidson Inc. barely broke even in the last quarter of a year in which the struggling American icon got caught up in President Donald Trump’s trade wars. The motorcycle maker’s shares plunged the most in a year.

Earnings per share on a GAAP basis were zero in the fourth quarter, the Milwaukee-based manufacturer said in a statement Tuesday. Excluding restructuring and tariff costs, profit was 17 cents a share, missing analysts’ average estimate for 29 cents.

 

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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2 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

 

 

This is very wrong and we've covered this before. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho saw, recognized and reacted to a real crisis, demonstrating both deft negotiating skills with other branches of government and political courage by identifying the SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD and delegating extraordinary authority. In this way he showed deep understanding that his role as leader was to marshall our forces towards a common goal while enlisting and celebrating the skills and achievements of the best among us that they might inspire others.

If Camacho were president today we would be tackling climate change, healthcare and our crumbling infrastructure, and reaffirming the importance of knowledge, expertise and objective reality in our culture. How can you compare this president to that?

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is very wrong and we've covered this before. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho saw, recognized and reacted to a real crisis, demonstrating both deft negotiating skills with other branches of government and political courage by identifying the SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD and delegating extraordinary authority. In this way he showed deep understanding that his role as leader was to marshall our forces towards a common goal while enlisting and celebrating the skills and achievements of the best among us that they might inspire others.

If Camacho were president today we would be tackling climate change, healthcare and our crumbling infrastructure, and reaffirming the importance of knowledge, expertise and objective reality in our culture. How can you compare this president to that?

2nd Amendment law would still be in the same place tho.

15 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is very wrong and we've covered this before. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho saw, recognized and reacted to a real crisis, demonstrating both deft negotiating skills with other branches of government and political courage by identifying the SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD and delegating extraordinary authority. In this way he showed deep understanding that his role as leader was to marshall our forces towards a common goal while enlisting and celebrating the skills and achievements of the best among us that they might inspire others.

If Camacho were president today we would be tackling climate change, healthcare and our crumbling infrastructure, and reaffirming the importance of knowledge, expertise and objective reality in our culture. How can you compare this president to that?

I feel like I have to explain this to someone in real life at least once a month, and the look on their face when its accuracy dawns on them is always depressing as hell. There may literally be no better way to get most people to understand just how awful Trump is.

I've also seen that photo before and I just noticed that Melania (if that really is her, or if such a person really exists) only has one leg.

23 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is very wrong and we've covered this before. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho saw, recognized and reacted to a real crisis, demonstrating both deft negotiating skills with other branches of government and political courage by identifying the SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD and delegating extraordinary authority. In this way he showed deep understanding that his role as leader was to marshall our forces towards a common goal while enlisting and celebrating the skills and achievements of the best among us that they might inspire others.

If Camacho were president today we would be tackling climate change, healthcare and our crumbling infrastructure, and reaffirming the importance of knowledge, expertise and objective reality in our culture. How can you compare this president to that?

That this is perhaps the most accurate post I've ever seen on this board is about as sad as it gets.

We would, without question, be better off with President Camacho at the helm than this current goat rodeo.  Fuck.

52 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Modern day founding father - able to cite Roseanne, FoxNewsBlackGuy, Pluto and Cici's Pizza without any problem. 

I lost it at Pluto.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I thought the fast food feast for Clemson was because the government was shutdown so they couldn’t make use of the normal WH dining services, so they brought in the fast food to show they were “experiencing the hardships of the shutdown like the real folks “.

But the government isn’t shutdown now.

So is serving fast food now his signature thing for championship celebrations?

Its now a tradition.

You too can be rich and powerful enough to sue your own bank to not hand over financial records to congressional investigators. 

They say. . . (1) that Melania moved back to New York 4-5 months ago, (2) Barron is not actually Donald's son, but may be Don Jr.'s son, and (3) Donald forced Melania to have an abortion when they were dating and before they got married because Donald was concerned that it was not his.

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Yes. Because he’s a cheap, classless fuck. 

He was criticized for it with Clemson so of course he doubled down because he’ll never admit he’s wrong. No wonder Virginia passed on the buffet. 

But they missed out on the stale, cold all you can eat "Taco Hell" and getting the screaming shits for the next few days 

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4 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Taco. Bowl.

He's been spotted on multiple occasions mowing through KFC. He likes gross food. He freely admits it. 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I realize some people think a life of (nasty) luxury and a big leg up on most Americans is to be admired, but can you imagine how fucking lonely that kid is?  I feel very sorry for him. 

I feel sorry for his DA soccer coach. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Pandering to S Fla again, I see. 

I'm so tired of government via Twitter. Really. 

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3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Cuba interfering in Venezuela = IMMEDIATE US SANCTIONS

Russia interfering in US = lol whatevs fuck hillary amirite

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1 minute ago, Jograves said:

I'm so tired of government via Twitter. Really. 

It's so bizarre.  Who does he think he is talking to when he does this?

One thing Cuba is known for is responding to threats of sanctions.

That’s why his fans think he’s accomplishing so much. They don’t care that he never follows through with 97% of the shit he floats on Twitter. 

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Wait, death AND destruction to the Constitution of Venezuela?? Those Cubans must not be f*cking around

16 minutes ago, Jograves said:

I'm so tired of Twitter. Really. 

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So Cuba will be sanctioned for helping Maduro, but Russia won't be? What kind of NCAA bullshit is that?

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is very wrong and we've covered this before. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho saw, recognized and reacted to a real crisis, demonstrating both deft negotiating skills with other branches of government and political courage by identifying the SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD and delegating extraordinary authority. In this way he showed deep understanding that his role as leader was to marshall our forces towards a common goal while enlisting and celebrating the skills and achievements of the best among us that they might inspire others.

If Camacho were president today we would be tackling climate change, healthcare and our crumbling infrastructure, and reaffirming the importance of knowledge, expertise and objective reality in our culture. How can you compare this president to that?

So true. Very well said and both funny and tragic at the same time. President Camacho would be so much better and it’s not even close and I know you’re not even joking. 

Kim Mulkey is a despicable person. That is all.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's so bizarre.  Who does he think he is talking to when he does this?

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Well, this is just shocking news!

 

These people are truly cartoons. I can't remember a single president who kept nominating memes as often as this one. 

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9 minutes ago, Skyline said:

These people are truly cartoons. I can't remember a single president who kept nominating memes as often as this one. 

Shit ass people attract shit ass people.  

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Well, this is just shocking news!

 

We’re only a few news cycles away from reports of Trump dangling a pardon to Barr should he ever get in trouble with the law. 

His nominations are proof that not many smart people with good intentions are still on board with this shit stain. You had some people at the beginning that cared about the country and keeping the damage he can cause to a minimum but they’re all gone now. 

Since Kavanaugh, the Trump strategy has been to double down on horrible employment decisions.

This will forever be known as the Susan Collins legacy.

Nobody can survive that one, right? 

And when are people going to start asking why CNN gave this guy a platform? 

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