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Man Trump must get tired taking all these victory laps. He's overriding his original budget proposal (cost savings attempt) to decommission the Truman. Once again, he's been schooled that he sucks at budget proposals, be it defense, education or Special Olympics. Good Job! Good Effort Trump!

 

 

 

p.s. NO COLLUSION. NO OBSTRUCTION

Fucking idiot.

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That is a pretty wide stance.

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25 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Man Trump must get tired taking all these victory laps. He's overriding his original budget proposal (cost savings attempt) to decommission the Truman. Once again, he's been schooled that he sucks at budget proposals, be it defense, education or Special Olympics. Good Job! Good Effort Trump!

 

 

 

p.s. NO COLLUSION. NO OBSTRUCTION

Fucking idiot.

As has been said, Trump is the arsonist who pretends to be a hero for putting out his own fires.  Usually after the house has already burned down. 

18 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

As has been said, Trump is the arsonist who pretends to be a hero for putting out his own fires.  Usually after the house has already burned down. 

What if the arsonist doesn’t actually know they burned down the house?

i can’t imagine trump has any pulse on what’s in his budget outside of ‘overturn anything Obama did’ and ‘make it suck for brown and black people.’

11 hours ago, retread said:

 

Good trolling, yes, but also 100% FUCKING ACCURATE if this is the world we now live in.

lol actually Nancy these people are indeed above the law

 

 

15 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

lol actually Nancy these people are indeed above the law

 

 

So are they going to start impeachment proceedings for Barr? This may actually be a decent strategy politically. More upside than impeaching a President and puts a strain in him. Although it won't matter because the Senate will never convict. 

Didn't Moore just say he was still in it like 30 minutes ago? Shit moves fast. 

that guy is painful to watch, tries to be funny and engaging and is just awkward and dorky

Frankly if your provider is willing to deny anybody for personal reasons, that should be a huge red flag. 

Trump also is ok with adoption agencies denying applicants if they're LGBTQ. 

48 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Another one bites the dust. 

 

Moral victory! 

32 minutes ago, Skyline said:

Frankly if your provider is willing to deny anybody for personal reasons, that should be a huge red flag. 

Trump also is ok with adoption agencies denying applicants if they're LGBTQ. 

Stephen Miller getting the job done. I now believe in reincarnation. He has to be Herr Hitler coming back to life. 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Another one bites the dust. 

 

Wasn’t Moore the one trying convince us we had inflation because some commodity prices went up because of Dotard’s trade war? That guy, right?

does he think it's called "the president's house"?  because he didn't think it had a name last month.

16 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I would pay A LOT of $ to see Dotard Melanie Melania bowl. ......nude

 

That TV should totally say "This is not Nam.  This is bowling.  There are rules."

I'm glad they didn't do anything gaudy.

Before Trump:

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After Trump:

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Where's Bert?

Three TVs.  THREE.  The man may be the biggest TV addict I've ever seen.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Three TVs.  THREE.  The man may be the biggest TV addict I've ever seen.

Looks like four to me.

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Looks like four to me.

I think the one closest to the camera barely in the picture is the electronic scorepad.  I'm sure it's rigged to show a strike for every ball Dotard rolls.  He's our very own Kim Jong Un.

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I'm sure it's rigged to show a strike for every ball Dotard rolls. 

I wouldn't put it past them to have some magnetic setup where nobody can get a strike except Dotard and all his pins fall before the ball gets there.

I think the one closest to the camera barely in the picture is the electronic scorepad.  I'm sure it's rigged to show a strike for every ball Dotard rolls.  He's our very own Kim Jong Un.

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Dammit.  I always sucked at the "find the differences" thing in the funny pages.

Also, this is apparently a real thing:

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How many alleys are there?  One for staffers and one for the family?

Edit: Google is your friend.  Apparently the two lane alley is in the Eisenhower Building.

Bowling alley history

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lol That picture of his face on the bowling ball has been so Facetuned.

He really, truly is a mean, ugly, fat girl trapped in the body of a mean, ugly, fat man.

I'd pay good money for a custom Trump ball sized so the holes were drilled through his eyes and mouth. 

I have no idea why that sounds funny to me.

Ewwww you want to finger Donald Trump????

I mean, whatever cranks your tractor but I’m pretty sure there’s something in the bible that says “Thou shall not finger fuck an orange ass”.

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd pay good money for a custom Trump ball sized so the holes were drilled through his eyes and mouth. 

I have no idea why that sounds funny to me.

I have a fat thumb.  And even my fat thumb would rattle around in a scale-size hole drilled to match the actual size of Trump's piehole.

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15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Ewwww you want to finger Donald Trump????

I mean, whatever cranks your tractor but I’m pretty sure there’s something in the bible that says “Thou shall not finger fuck an orange ass”.

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'When anyone touches anything unclean, whether human uncleanness, or an unclean animal, or any unclean detestable thing, and eats of the flesh of the sacrifice of peace offerings which belong to the LORD, that person shall be cut off from his people.'"

Think Leviticus has you covered.

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3 hours ago, Native Horn said:

I would pay A LOT of $ to see Dotard bowl.  

 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Dammit.  I always sucked at the "find the differences" thing in the funny pages.

Also, this is apparently a real thing:

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There is no way he bowls and the above post is only one of the reasons.  

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Ewwww you want to finger Donald Trump????

I mean, whatever cranks your tractor but I’m pretty sure there’s something in the bible that says “Thou shall not finger fuck an orange ass”.

He keeps getting fingered but no one makes him pay for his crimes. 

16 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

So we're just pretending like the Muslim ban never happened? 

Um, they're brown.  So it doesn't count.

16 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

So we're just pretending like the Muslim ban never happened? 

What you have to understand is there's only 1 religion. Everything else is just heresy.

50 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

So we're just pretending like the Muslim ban never happened? 

And are you just pretending that Christians are not the most oppressed minority group in America?  

Think troph and Texas 15 need to recalibrate sarcasm meters...

Just a normal Thursday

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1 hour ago, troph said:

Jesus Christ.

He was an oppressed Jew, not an oppressed Christian. 

19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Just a normal Thursday

Holy shit.

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