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Why all the outrage? Trump already shit on Gold Star families that didn't pray the way his supporters want. This is right in line with that policy. MAGA!

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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58 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Assuming an honorable discharge and completion of the full contract (active and reserve), I agree 100%.  I will call my congressman and senators about this.  I suggest everyone who agrees do the same.

I like this and I am going to do this as well. The line has to be drawn somewhere with this mentally incompetent shitheel.

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

Florida.

New Yorkers in Florida.

2 hours ago, lemonlime said:

Florida.

Pretty sure Trump signed off on this.  

This could go in 4 or 5 threads but I’ll put it here. 

 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

My submission:  

10.  What happened to your accounts?

I kept posting pics of my butthole and they deleted my account because I am a MAGA PATRIOT REPUBLICAN.  I feel attacked.

 

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Beat me to it. 

The federalist society is most definitely an attempt by a certain group of “conservatives” to use the courts to get what they want, which is essentially to get paid, despite all the rhetoric and bullshit about certain “principles.”

Nihilism at its finest. They wantz the moooney Lebowski! 

Judicial activism!!!!!

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5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Judicial activism!!!!!

Non elected judges!!!

 

 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Judicial activism!!!!!

 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Judicial activism!!!!!

Every accusation is a confession. 

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

It was only for fraud and obstruction of justice. Hit close to home for Dotard.

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I'm telling you people, the naked burger at the Trump Doral is one of the best things I've ever eaten with a hangover.  Just incredibly delicious.

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Fyre Fest: Never Forget

So Stephen Miller probably slid a sheet of paper in front of a sharpie on the desk.  And the president signed both sides. 

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10 hours ago, TDunk said:

So Stephen Miller probably slid a sheet of paper in front of a sharpie on the desk.  And the president signed both sides. 

I bet Miller is behind taking Pell Grant money and putting it towards NASA’s moon landing by 2024 project. 

that is so hilariously dumb that i can't take that poll seriously.  9% of dems even said yes!  is there some baseline number that can be inferred as "this percent of people don't understand the question."

well, here is the question.  not exactly hard to understand:

 

3.     Do you believe Trump should get two more years in office and the 2020 election delayed?

Total      Democrat      Republican      Independent
Yes              16%             9%                  31%                    12%
No              77%            89%                 62%                    80%
Don’t know       6%              3%                    7%                      8%
 

What an embarrassment that these are the people we live around.

The R party is not salvageable at this point. The voters worship at the altar of cruelty and bigotry, and the pols keep feeding them the same tired R talking points of the last 30 years.

39 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

well, here is the question.  not exactly hard to understand:

 

3.     Do you believe Trump should get two more years in office and the 2020 election delayed?

Total      Democrat      Republican      Independent
Yes              16%             9%                  31%                    12%
No              77%            89%                 62%                    80%
Don’t know       6%              3%                    7%                      8%
 

What an embarrassment that these are the people we live around.

You have to recognize that a chunk of the population is going to say they want the 2020 election delayed so we don't have to suffer through another one of these fucking pieces of shit again so soon.

 

 

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

well, here is the question.  not exactly hard to understand:

 

3.     Do you believe Trump should get two more years in office and the 2020 election delayed?

Total      Democrat      Republican      Independent
Yes              16%             9%                  31%                    12%
No              77%            89%                 62%                    80%
Don’t know       6%              3%                    7%                      8%
 

What an embarrassment that these are the people we live around.

the number of Republicans who answered this honestly is 31% - but the number of Republicans who would cast a vote for it if given the opportunity, is probably between 98% and 100%.

 

You could get some greats results in polling by asking absolutely absurd questions right now.  

The fact that “should Trump be gifted extra years“ is an actual poll question is INSANE.  

Question ideas:

Does Trump have magical powers? 

Should Trump be able to unilaterally sentence people to death?  

Should registered Democrats be force to wear visible identification in public? 

Should we invade Mexico? 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

One of the better double downs

They’d be dumb not to.  Put up 500 yards of wall somewhere.  Good enough for a dramatic wide angle shot.  Costs nothing.  No one can complain about your grift. 

2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

well, here is the question.  not exactly hard to understand:

 

3.     Do you believe Trump should get two more years in office and the 2020 election delayed?

Total      Democrat      Republican      Independent
Yes              16%             9%                  31%                    12%
No              77%            89%                 62%                    80%
Don’t know       6%              3%                    7%                      8%
 

What an embarrassment that these are the people we live around.

I think it's pretty safe to say that 9% of the population is lying about their political affiliation.

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

One of the better double downs

 

Politics and Grift aside, that picture looks like it was designed by a 5th grader who just learned adobe acrobat.

14 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

They’d be dumb not to.  Put up 500 yards of wall somewhere.  Good enough for a dramatic wide angle shot.  Costs nothing.  No one can complain about your grift. 

Or you know, just rig the raffle.

35 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

You could get some greats results in polling by asking absolutely absurd questions right now.  

 Question ideas:   Does Trump have magical powers?  

30 years ago the insane answers would get ~0.5% agreement. There will always be crazies, but RushFoxFacebook have grown that number dramatically. The 'gifted 2 more years' question is scary enough in its results.

Didn't think this was appropriate for the "LOL" photo thread, keeping it CR.  It's surely old news, but whatever:

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31% of Republicans geez with the numbers that high it one only take one tweet from Trump to have the R's be in favor of it.

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Makes sense.  I saw a documentary once that showed that Gene Simmons is a master of high-tech weapons development.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Didn't think this was appropriate for the "LOL" photo thread, keeping it CR.  It's surely old news, but whatever:

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Joe Todd's mah name, suck's mah game...

2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

Is there anything illegal about buying some land on the border then raising millions to build a wall on that section of pvt land you own?  This could be something Surly gets in on.  We already know a bunch of rubes in College Station that are more than ready to throw money at stupid shit...ie supporting a border wall.  I say, let's do it. 

4 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

well, here is the question.  not exactly hard to understand:

 

3.     Do you believe Trump should get two more years in office and the 2020 election delayed?

Total      Democrat      Republican      Independent
Yes              16%             9%                  31%                    12%
No              77%            89%                 62%                    80%
Don’t know       6%              3%                    7%                      8%
 

What an embarrassment that these are the people we live around.

This is not a well formulated survey question at all. That you have ~10% of Democrats answering yes and the lack of internal consistency with the responses to item #2 only provides evidence to support that assessment. I am sure that there are a number of people who consider themselves Republicans who would support that position, but the presentation of that survey question is garbage. Item #4 is better, and more damning in my opinion, but even then you have 7% of democrats who think that Trump should ignore the election results and stay in office (vs. 11% GOP and 3% independent). I would chalk a good measure of that nonsense up to the fact that it's an online poll with participants recruited primarily through text and banner ads. https://www.ipsos.com/sites/default/files/2017-03/Ipsos_IIS_NAAccessPanelsRecruitment_.pdf

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Is there anything illegal about buying some land on the border then raising millions to build a wall on that section of pvt land you own?  This could be something Surly gets in on.  We already know a bunch of rubes in College Station that are more than ready to throw money at stupid shit...ie supporting a border wall.  I say, let's do it. 

I say lets let our friends from College Station get involved in building the damn thing! What could go wrong?

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Too Soon? 

17 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I say lets let our friends from College Station get involved in building the damn thing! What could go wrong?

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Too Soon? 

Nope.  Just right.

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