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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Don't you fucks make me join #teamAnastasis.

Only when he’s right. Which in this case he is. Double spacing on modern PCs. Lulz

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Hmmm. "Abuse of power". Wonder who's at the top of this... who's the most powerful person in the US government?

If only there was a way to know.

4 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Hmmm. "Abuse of power". Wonder who's at the top of this... who's the most powerful person in the US government?

If only there was a way to know.

Hillary, obviously 

5 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I wonder how much of a kickback the Whitehouse gets for promoting Fox programing.

And vice versa.

52 minutes ago, TornACL said:

One of the top 10 displays of Trump's dumbassery. The guy literally has no idea what he's doing in any scenario unless it involves lying, or yelling at clouds during pep rallies.

Deciding a Trump Top 10 of dumbassery is like picking your favorite sunrise.  An abundance of data points makes comparison too difficult.  Not to mention that if you wait until tomorrow morning, there's a good chance the master of dumbassery will have topped himself again.

What does he think the “T” stands for? The asshole is waging war against trans people as we speak. 

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Percent chance he wrote these tweets - 1%?  .001%?  .0000000000000000000000000000001%?

 

they just cannot serve in the military: https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/01/29/donald-trumps-trans-ban-reverses-more-than-years-military-integration/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.69896200c46a

or adopt: https://www.aclu.org/blog/lgbt-rights/lgbt-parenting/trumps-anti-lgbtq-agenda-will-keep-foster-children-having-loving

i could go on and on.

trump knows that the T in LGBT stands for transgender, right?

right?

(and i don't care who wrote the actual tweet)

edit: dang, @4th&Five beat me to it

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6 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

they just cannot serve in the military: https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/01/29/donald-trumps-trans-ban-reverses-more-than-years-military-integration/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.69896200c46a

or adopt: https://www.aclu.org/blog/lgbt-rights/lgbt-parenting/trumps-anti-lgbtq-agenda-will-keep-foster-children-having-loving

i could go on and on.

trump knows that the T in LGBT stands for transgender, right?

right?

(and i don't care who wrote the actual tweet)

edit: dang, @4th&Five beat me to it

personally, my favorite one is denying US Citizenship to children of gay couples (either adopted or IVF) from earlier this month.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/17/politics/kiviti-child-us-passport/index.html

Dude should be kicked in the nuts repeatedly just for the stupid license plate.

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

What does he think the “T” stands for? 

Trump. Obviously. 

2 hours ago, threesheets said:

Guilfoyle is one ugly bitch.

Several members of the dotard fan club think Kellyanne Conway is hot so things are relative.  But you're not wrong by any stretch.

11 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Several members of the dotard fan club think Kellyanne Conway is hot

Wait, what?

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Several members of the dotard fan club think Kellyanne Conway is hot so things are relative.  But you're not wrong by any stretch.

To be fair, Kellyanne looks like she was probably decent looking in her past life.  She probably went down hill when they reanimated her corpse and stuck the current brain in there. 

She looks like D'onofrio in Men in Black when the bug wears his body as a suit. 

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

To be fair, Kellyanne looks like she was probably decent looking in her past life.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, what?

This stupid getup was talk of the town on the old site during the inauguration.  Others of us were quite bewildered by the lack of vision confirmed by some of our esteemed right wing lunatic posters.

 

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3 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

To be fair, Kellyanne looks like she was probably decent looking in her past life.  She probably went down hill when they reanimated her corpse and stuck the current brain in there. 

She looks like D'onofrio in Men in Black when the bug wears his body as a suit. 

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3 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

To be fair, Kellyanne looks like she was probably decent looking in her past life.  She probably went down hill when they reanimated her corpse and stuck the current brain in there. 

She looks like D'onofrio in Men in Black when the bug wears his body as a suit. 

She looks like a fucking truck stop lot lizard.  On a good day.

3 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

To be fair, Kellyanne looks like she was probably decent looking in her past life. 

Compared to now?  Well, OK.  On a scale of 1-10 for her age?  Nope.  Not awful, not the current reanimator look, but still a 5-6 on her best day.

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Looks like she knows her way around sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch. 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Compared to now?  Well, OK.  On a scale of 1-10 for her age?  Nope.  Not awful, not the current reanimator look, but still a 5-6 on her best day.

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Young skeletor looks like the young blonde chic on the first season of Ozark.  Old skeletor looks like the waitress who served me breakfast at a greasy spoon in Snyder, TX a few months ago.

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

She’s hideous and I would absolutely have sex with her.

The older I get my only criteria is becoming "is she skinny". Is she skinny? "yes", I'd hit it. Is she skinny? "no". That's probably OK too. 

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

He created the Laffer curve. That’s all I got. 

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

He created the Laffer curve. That’s all I got. 

Anyone know what this says?

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

He created the Laffer curve. That’s all I got. 

The Laffer curve is the bone spur of fiscal responsibility. 

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

She’s hideous and I would absolutely have sex with her.

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Hey, Rob, uhm, this is John again. Uh, maybe, I-I-I'm-I'm sympathetic; I understand your situation, but let me see if I can't ... state it in ... starker terms. If you have ... and it wouldn't surprise me if you've gone on to make a deal with, and, uh, work with the government, uh ... I understand that you can't join the joint defense; so that's one thing. If, on the other hand, we have, there's information that. .. implicates the President, then we've got a national security issue, or maybe a national security issue, I don't know ... some issue, we got to-we got to deal with, not only for the President, but for the country. So ... uh ... you know, then-then, you know, we need some kind of heads up. Um, just for the sake of ... protecting all our interests, if we can, without you having to give up any ... confidential information. So, uhm, and if it's the former, then, you know, remember what we've always said about the President and his feelings toward Flynn and, that still remains, but-Well, in any event, uhm, let me know, and, uh, I appreciate your listening and taking the time. Thanks, Pal.

3 hours ago, threesheets said:

Guilfoyle is one ugly bitch.

But that body though. 

15 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

The Laffer curve is the bone spur of fiscal responsibility. 

Arthur Laffer is loonier than Stephen Moore.

25 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Say no more:

"Laffer was one of four economists who acted as advisers to Donald Trump's 2016 campaign for the presidency of the United States."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Laffer#cite_note-Advisors_to_Trump-2

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/15/donald-trump-fake-news-238379

 

damn. he's the dude that advised Brownback to bankrupt Kansas.

Laffer was an economic adviser to Kansas Governor Sam Brownback, who in 2012 zeroed out state tax liability for approximately 330,000 of the top wage earners in the state, contending it would be a "shot of adrenaline into the heart of the Kansas economy."[30][31] The state, which had previously had a budget surplus, experienced a budget deficit of about $200 million in 2012. Drastic cuts to state funding for education and infrastructure were implemented to close budget deficits and the Kansas economy underperformed relative to neighboring states.[32] Brownback's tax overhaul was described in a June 2017 article in The Atlantic as the United States' "most aggressive experiment in conservative economic policy".[33] The drastic tax cuts had "threatened the viability of schools and infrastructure" in Kansas.[33]

The Brownback experiment didn’t work. We saw that loud and clear.

— Heidi Holliday, executive director of the Kansas Center for Economic Growth 2017

Any relation to Larry Laffer?  

I think it's pretty sound reasoning to assume that there is a tax rate where revenue is maximized.  It's not 0% and it's not 100%.  

The problem is that the supply side twats always assume that rate is somewhere below whatever the current rate is.

Laffer's a USC guy.  That should tell you all you need to know.

21 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The best part is watching the supposedly principled guys like Rand Paul, Mitt Romney, and Lindsey Graham have to completely deny reality for Donald Trump. 

Everyone’s mask comes off as they all put their Trump hats hoods on. 

Fify 

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