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He doesn’t watch much TV though. 

 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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It's like a Kohl's escaped the matrix and took on human form.  

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He won't read it and couldn't understand it, if he tried. 

1 of 2 points she was making. The Queen of England is mocking our President. That’s...wow.

#MAGA 

The Queen is dunking on Trump and Obama is getting standing o’s in Canada.

The world respects us again!

Told y’all QE2 was gonna troll his dumbass again.

In the whitest and classiest way possible but still. And I cannot believe he brought all four of his grown ass spawn like it’s some bootleg school trip.

I would make a “Look kids! Big Ben! Parliament!” joke here but he probably thinks they’re a basketball players.

Apparently the Queen would fit in well around here.  Bravo.

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And I cannot believe he brought all four of his grown ass spawn like it’s some bootleg school trip.

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58 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He doesn’t watch much TV though. 

 

The rest of the world has said no thanks to Fox News International I guess.  Half the world would think Hillary was President, the other half would be shocked that Angela Merkel is involved in an immigrant child sex ring operated out of a schnitzel parlor. 

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52 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Well played, Queen. Well played.

I wonder how long it’ll take before he puts it on EBay.

Just now, Brandywine said:

I wonder how long it’ll take before he puts it on EBay.

He's going to re-gift it to some other world leader and tweet about the "very great and high IQ gift" he gave them. 

LuLz @ foxnews International 

no one watches Fox News outside the us 

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It looks like he could afford a better tailor. His suit coat always looks too tight in the back hanging over his ass.

3 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Trump looks so serious, yet bored at the same time.

In his defense, I probably would have been asleep by now myself.

London looks a lot like San Antonio. 

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

London looks a lot like San Antonio. 

Muy Racist !!!

and SA has better food 

14 minutes ago, Lobo said:

London looks a lot like San Antonio. 

not enough big ol women [/chuck]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Muy Racist !!!

and SA has better food 

Probably not Indian food. 

34 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

It looks like he could afford a better tailor. His suit coat always looks too tight in the back hanging over his ass.

You think it's easy to make cloth hang nicely on a pile of shit?

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spelling and shit

4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

He's wearing golf shoes while visiting the church. As in, he was on his way to/from the links & some advisor said "hey, why don't we pull in here & show the members of the community that you actually care?"

He was dropping his opponent's ball in the baptistery.

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

and SA has better food 

Not hard to do. London food sucks. I'm spoiled in Houston, but I'm always so disappointed when I visit London. I've been to some of the "highly recommended" Indian places and there are multiple spots better in the same shopping center on Hillcroft in Houston.  

The English sense of humor is drier than than the Texas sand

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Goddamn.  What a strong troll hand the Queen possesses.  

And someone will have to point this out to him that she bitch-slapped him publicly.

 

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Goddamn.  What a strong troll hand the Queen possesses.  

And someone will have to point this out to him that she bitch-slapped him publicly.

 

Gonna be embarrassing when the next President walks in on Jan 20, 2021 and the books are propping open the bathroom door where he rage tweets and screams at people. 

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1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I feel a bit of sorrow for people like George Will.  His beautiful baby has been shat upon and cannot be unshat upon. 

 

 

Snowflake conservatism is here to stay.  Wallowing in self-pity is very popular.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Snowflake conservatism is here to stay.  Wallowing in self-pity is very popular.

 

 

This.  NOBODY is more persecuted or suffers more than rich, (nominally) Christian white males.  Believe me, SO UNFAIR!

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  NOBODY is more persecuted or suffers more than rich, (nominally) Christian white males.  Believe me, SO UNFAIR!

like you would know how tough it is to be one of us...

Buckingham Palace has something like 55 guest suites, but Trump wasn't invited to stay there because they're "under renovation".  

Good show by the limey bastards.  

lulz. i landed in germany this morning, make my way to the hotel to watch trump

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his way around westminster while an almost breathless skynews crew is recounting their every step. "and now they are at poet's corner. you know, shakespeare's name is up there."

thanks, skynews.

then i hear that he called the mayor of london a "stone cold loser" before he even landed in...checks notes....london. ever the diplomat.

can't wait to greet my english colleagues tonight.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Buckingham Palace has something like 55 guest suites, but Trump wasn't invited to stay there because they're "under renovation".  

Good show by the limey bastards.  


Probably a good idea. You ever tried to sneak a Big Mac past the Queen's Guard? Those fuckers are ruthless.  

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Probably a good idea. You ever tried to sneak a Big Mac past the Queen's Guard? Those fuckers are ruthless.  

i'm not lying, and i am a bit punchy, but i swear that same breathless skynews crew mentioned that dominoes delivered some "spicy" pizzas to the president's quarters.

6 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

lulz. i landed in germany this morning, make my way to the hotel to watch trump

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his way around westminster while an almost breathless skynews crew is recounting their every step. "and now they are at poet's corner. you know, shakespeare's name is up there."

thanks, skynews.

then i hear that he called the mayor of london a "stone cold loser" before he even landed in...checks notes....london. ever the diplomat.

can't wait to greet my english colleagues tonight.

 

Lol. As if Trump has ever heard of Chaucer, Jane Austen, C.S. Lewis etc...

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9 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

lulz. i landed in germany this morning, make my way to the hotel to watch trump

giphy.gif

his way around westminster while an almost breathless skynews crew is recounting their every step. "and now they are at poet's corner. you know, shakespeare's name is up there."

thanks, skynews.

then i hear that he called the mayor of london a "stone cold loser" before he even landed in...checks notes....london. ever the diplomat.

can't wait to greet my english colleagues tonight.

He said, "it's Shakesbeard and he was a famous pirate."

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Love you London.

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Troll on you limey bastards.

It's pretty embarassing that Englishmen troll POTUS better than we do.

Is that real?   Those look like government buildings, they’d let somebody set up a bunch of projectors and lights across the street from those things?   Awesome If true 

53 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i'm not lying, and i am a bit punchy, but i swear that same breathless skynews crew mentioned that dominoes delivered some "spicy" pizzas to the president's quarters.

It’s piss.  

The McCain hat projection is fantastic, if real.

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

If Trump wasn't a miserable SOB who hated pets, I'd say the dog.  But they fucked that up and don't even have a pet! 

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