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49 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is that real?   Those look like government buildings, they’d let somebody set up a bunch of projectors and lights across the street from those things?   Awesome If true 

You can project from a distance. And they’re probably taking their sweet time finding the source.  

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3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You can project from a distance. And they’re probably taking their sweet time finding the source.  

"Oh no, stop....

Don't do that...

We'll get you...." 

59 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Love you London.

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Troll on you limey bastards.

God damn, I love the Brits.  

Oh - it’s real. And they have another one - with sound.



It’s being done by these folks -

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20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The McCain hat projection is fantastic, if real.

Needs to happen in the US.

Hell, somebody should setup a kiosk selling those hats near the White House.   Would sell briskly.   

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

thanks, hillary, but you have no lines in this play.

24 minutes ago, texas08 said:

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Out of curiosity, is it OK for non-Vets to wear a hat like that?   While I appreciate the sentiment, it seems to me that it implies service by the wearer. 

1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

Out of curiosity, is it OK for non-Vets to wear a hat like that?   While I appreciate the sentiment, it seems to me that it implies service by the wearer. 

It's cool.  Trying to avoid catching VD in a dance club was my own personal Vietnam, so I'm clear to wear it.

59 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh - it’s real. And they have another one - with sound.
 

 


It’s being done by these folks -

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It would be one of the internet’s greatest contributions to convince trump and trumpkins that “counterpunching” this, as well as the Democratic Party, should be called donkey punching.

My life will be complete the day #imadonkeypuncher trends with the maga crowd. 

7 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Out of curiosity, is it OK for non-Vets to wear a hat like that?   While I appreciate the sentiment, it seems to me that it implies service by the wearer. 

Valid point.  It’s traditionally been reserved for veterans of that ship, and long after they served.   I have had a few that were frigates and submarines of close relatives that have served on them.  But yeah, as much as it’s a fun way to tell Trumpkins to fuck off, it’s a bit of a grey area.  

But to that end, they asked to hide the ship so maybe we hide that hats?   There’s a clever workin here somewhere that’s respectful to the hat tradition.  

5 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Out of curiosity, is it OK for non-Vets to wear a hat like that?   While I appreciate the sentiment, it seems to me that it implies service by the wearer. 

I have a hat from my grandfather’s WWII ship that he gave me.  The fact that he gave it to me would lead me to believe it’s ok.  It’s not the most fashionable thing in the world, and it mostly collects dust on a shelf in my closet, but I don”t think anyone is going to think I am pretending to be a vet of a ship that sank to the bottom of the Pacific 30+ years before I was born.  Ships currently in service might be a little different.

McCain was always great. 

How about:

”Make America Great 

Like McCain Again”

 

also, keep in mind the USS McCain is still very active, has 25 years of sailors who served on it, and was involved in a tragic accident not too long ago that suffered in a bad loss of life by modern Naval standards.  Some of the sailors current serving were close with some of those casualties.  The hat isn’t the most appropriate proving ground, but I’m a tad sensitive being from a Navy family.  I dunno 

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Camilla getting in on the shade throwing.



And why the fuck is Melania - or the double - dressed as Eliza Doolittle?

Between this and the fucking safari getup in Africa it’s like she’s cosplaying being the First Lady instead of just, ya know, actually being the First Lady.
42 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Out of curiosity, is it OK for non-Vets to wear a hat like that?   While I appreciate the sentiment, it seems to me that it implies service by the wearer. 

I have this cap, and I’ve worn it a few times here and there, and nobody has ever given me grief.   Of course, if I was armybrat, people might ask if I served on the ship.  

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Is that Melanie or her double (or is it triple)?

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And why the fuck is Melania - or the double - dressed as Eliza Doolittle?

Between this and the fucking safari getup in Africa it’s like she’s cosplaying being the First Lady instead of just, ya know, actually being the First Lady.

It was next in the Barbie 'Round The World collection.

George Nader, member of transition team, indicted by the feds for child porn, per WaPo. 

1 minute ago, Jograves said:

George Nader, member of transition team, indicted by the feds for child porn, per WaPo. 

After pleading guilty to child porn charges in 1991.

1 minute ago, LongestHorn said:

After pleading guilty to child porn charges in 1991.

Well, at least he wasn't running a child sex ring out of a pizza shop.  Advantage, A&M.

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh - it’s real. And they have another one - with sound.
 

 


It’s being done by these folks -

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The Brits are so good at this

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Wait, that is real? Further reading says, no, not it is not. Still, I like the concept and we should get it done immediately. 

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The Brits are so good at this

They don’t have to overcome the shock that this is our idiot.

Melania doing Audrey Hepburn cosplay tonight, escorted by Prince Charles.

Kate, in the Lovers Knot tiara, has to put up with fucking Mnuchin.

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Oh, and McNugget Trump will hate everything about this menu.

Sorry about the multiple posts.

YOU GUYS THE ILL FITTING TUX I CANNOT

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at some point, he had to have a tailor just throw up his hands and say fuck this, i'm out.

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Sorry about the multiple posts.

YOU GUYS THE ILL FITTING TUX I CANNOT

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Well, it isn't a tux, it is a tailcoat. And, they likely tailored it for someone who weights 239 pounds...

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh, and McNugget Trump will hate everything about this menu.
 

The purposeful omission of hamerders from the menu is sure to be the cause of quite the diplomatic row.

Sorry about the multiple posts.

YOU GUYS THE ILL FITTING TUX I CANNOT

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No long red tie to hide his gut, what a shame. "Thank God for elastic waste bands" - Donald Trump
11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Sorry about the multiple posts.

YOU GUYS THE ILL FITTING TUX I CANNOT

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6' 3" and 243 lbs?

More like 6' 2" and 275 lbs.

Fat bastard.

The Princess Royal is not listening to any of Jared’s shit.

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I'll bet he's wearing a corset of some sort under that tent.

Wait, maybe he's smuggling in a smoked turkey since he can't understand what they're serving for dinner?

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The Princess Royal is not listening to any of Jared’s shit.

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Garnier Fructis, that's a real weak spot for him...

WTF is he wearing? This has to be a photoshop

He looks like the retarded butler. 

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30 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Sorry about the multiple posts.

YOU GUYS THE ILL FITTING TUX I CANNOT

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Oh gawd.  

 

That bottom button of the vest.  The strain is incredible.

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He looks like the retarded butler. 

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Damn.

I mean, damn.  Is there nobody on staff who can gently guide him to something that might actually fail to accentuate the very worst aspects of his physique?  Are they just setting him up for laughs at this point?

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He looks like the retarded butler. 

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not a fair comparison.  the retarded butler actually put in a full day's work today.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Damn.

I mean, damn.  Is there nobody on staff who can gently guide him to something that might actually fail to accentuate the very worst aspects of his physique?  Are they just setting him up for laughs at this point?

This trip so far feels like it was planned by a British sketch comedy writer. 

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